– Someone let Paris Hilton into a pet store again. You know how regular stores have signs that say, “No Food, No Drinks, No Animals?” I think pet stores should have a sign that says, “No Food, No Drinks, No Paris Hilton.” It’s important to the animals’ safety [Dlisted]
– Iron Man opens today, and has scored an incredibly impressive 94% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes [Lainey Gossip]
– Gwyneth Paltrow has No Love For Brad Pitt [Fafarazzi]
– Beyonce Knowles – who is worth a reported $100 million, has a prenup with Jay Z that’s worth $25 million [Bossip]
– Pajiba also thinks Iron Man is pretty kickass [Pajiba]
– Rumors are flying that America Ferrera is engaged to her long term, film maker boyfriend, Ryan Piers Williams [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Melissa Joan Hart brought her boys Mason, 2, and Braydon, 7 weeks, to the Motherhood Begins Now event launch for Pregnancy Awareness Month yesterday in LA [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Producers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show made a last-minute attempt at blocking today’s Rosie O’Donnell-themed episode of The Rachael Ray Show. Very mature [Defamer]
– Pregnant Alessandra Ambrosio with her boyfriend and sister shopping at Kitson Boutique and Kitson Kids in L.A [Hollywood Rag]
– Victoria Silvstedt @ A Lebanese Children Benefit Event in Monaco. That woman has one hell of a scary face [The Bastardly]
– Britney Spears has her bikini body back and visiting time with her boys [CityRag]
– Vince Vaughn: The Black Suit May Obscure the Weight Gain, But Check Out the Eye Baggage [Websters is my Bitch]
– Lily Allen seems to feel the need to bare her nipples on her 23rd birthday (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Jenna Jameson on drugs? Say it ain’t so [The Blemish]
– Mariah Carey Got Married Without A Prenup [Yeeeah!]
– Lindsay Lohan’s close friend Samantha Ronson has filed a lawsuit against her former attorneys, after the firm sued her for unpaid legal fees [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Madonna gets her pimp look on. It’s easily one of the top 100 scariest Madonna looks I’ve ever seen [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– John Mayer’s latest entry is devoted to the number one love of his life – no, not Jennifer Aniston. His hair. [Agent Bedhead]
– Katie Holmes Says A Bad Word in an interview with Vanity Fair. Are Scientologists allowed to do that? [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Mary-Kate Olsen cheered animatedly from her rinkside seat at last night’s New York Rangers vs. Pittsburgh Penguins playoff game at Madison Square Garden. Supposedly, she even bared her teeth, or what the rest of us call “smiling.” [Popsugar]
– Ignition interlocks: A good idea for Lindsay Lohan [WWTDD]
– New pictures of Heidi Montag looking all plastic and preening for the cameras recently at the David Letterman show in NYC [The Skinny]
– Joss Stone and Cat Deeley are friendly [Derek Hail]
– Most Awkward Video of the Week: Bill O’Reilly Vs. Bob Costas [Best Week Ever]
– Pete Doherty is being released from prison after serving 29 days of a 98-day sentence for parole violations [Mollygood]
– Hilary Swank Deals With Low Cloud Cover [Jezebel]
– More not-so-attractive pics of Lily Allen Celebrating Her 23rd Birthday [Popbytes]
– Lindsay Lohan Back in Talks with Ugly Betty [ShowHype]