I’m writing this because I didn’t want to write about Paris Hilton’s home invasion or yet another Aniston post. Because right now it’s time for some Tom Hardy NAKED. Granted, I’m not going to put the naked photos up, but if you would like to see my lover Tom Hardy in all of his glory, you can see some stuff here on Fleshbot – BEWARE: Fleshbot is really, totally and completely NSFW.
Did you look? It looks good, right? Although I know women are more “meh” on seeing men naked than men are with seeing women naked. Looking at naked pics of women is what men live for. Women live for photos of naked men holding fabulous shoes. Frankly, I can get more turned on by seeing a man in a suit than a naked dude. CoughcoughCliveOwencough. But still, Tom Hardy naked is nice. He could trim his junk though.
You knew the naked stuff was coming though – Tom’s interviews read like some of the hottest man-on-man, man-on-woman, man-on-anything porn ever. Just in the past month he’s described “playing with everything and everyone” and how he’d get high and go to bed with strangers and wake up bleeding. Sketchy? Of course. But also beautifully, polymorphicly perverse. And hot. So naked photos seem very tame. Of course, there’s probably a lot more out there… which if you get your hands on, please send in!
So just consider this a little Hot Guy Tuesday and enjoy the SFW pics, and then when you’re ready, head on over to see some NSFW Hardy Dong.
Tom Hardy on Sept. 9, 2009. Credit: WENN
Yeah, I wish he’d manscape. But I’d still hit it. In a heartbeat.
Domain blocked by pesky work network safety thingie. Yes I am at work, so what?
It is awake or asleep?
Damn. I love a fuzzy man. Fuzzy in the right places like this guy!
I completely agree about loving a fuzzy man. the first time I saw Tom Hardy was in the movie, This Means War. As soon as I saw him and heard him speak I knew I had to find out who this guys is – cuase he’s damn hot!!! And when I googled him I saw even hotter pictures…and I’m so happy he hasn’t shaved his chest like so many others do in this day and age….love a man with chest hair and tatts, and beautiful kissable lips and eyes you are gaze in for hours….WOW!
There is nothing better than a man who can wear a suit, specially when its his birthday suit. I got nothing from seeing his wang, then I just imagined how big it must be if its that big soft and then I got “something.” Hehe. Tom can wear birthday suit can’t he? OMG hawtness and he was sooo hot in Inception. I just watch the trailer sometimes on Youtube and I love the part where he says “Don’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.” In that oh so yummy British accent. Don’t worry Tom, I dream big.
P.S coughcoughcliveowenisfugandhemakesmystomachturnandhehasn’tbeenhawtsincewhenhedidclosercoughcough
Knowing that these pictures are online has taken an already long work day and turned it into the longest workday EVER. *Sigh.*
Omg , those lips of his . f*ck me .
he just does it for me .
*preparing for onslaught of objects/food thrown at me*
Sorry, but I don’t find him attractive in the slightest. He looks like a trailer park stud to me. Not my type. Give me Idris Elba any day – now that’s my type!!
Great Tatto at great man..
Very nice..
aaaargh cant get video to work. so frustrating! God he’s hot. I don’t even get off on the bi/gay stuff, he’s just really sexy no matter when his orientation is, and seems really really dirty.
I can’t even make a coherent sentence.
i had the pleasure of seeing him naked this weekend in the movie ‘bronson’
good. lord.
i really didnt believe you with the whole NSFW!!holy moley angelina jolie…that site is really REALLY NSFW!!!
What is NSFW?? I thought I’d have it figured out by now but I have to suck it up and ask.
Tom Hardy is hot. Kinda sexy( think it’s the accent) Clive Owen is sexy.
Yeah, I think women are more mental, in regards to getting turned on by a nude dude. It has to be a naked guy that has an appealing demeanor to them. For the most part. Reason why women don’t really by Playgirl mag, it’s gay men that buy it.
Guys are more visual. When they get older, sometimes, looking for a partner…they get more into being attracted to the person as well as looks. They pay less attention to a chick that’s hot, then …no attention to a chick that’s hot. IMO!
Not Safe For Work
He is so effing hot.
I heartily approve of these pictures.
Gay porn is so not a turn on…..
He has funny nipples too….
Love the fur…..
Eh, nothing too impressive.
I don’t know what it says about my workplace, but all the ladies just watched that video together. Le sigh.
Eh! But man oh man is he a good looking man. His lips *drool*
All I can say is…*ahem*I and ooh la la!
Now…askars nakey pix plzkthx.
Oh me, Oh my…
Nice! I don’t even need him to trim. More natural, like I’m seeing something I’m not supposed to.
If they’d do more hot pics of the sexy men that women are into for other reasons first, women would love it.
The men in Hollywood who still control the shots (94 % of directors are men!) barely ever try to sell women hot men, steamy and nude.
Here are the sad facts about how little women get to sell other women what we really want in Hollywood.
http://www.wmm.com/resources/film_facts.shtml
*drools all over keyboard*. Yep, he’s hot.
Oh yeah-I know everyone appears to think that the accent is so great but Im afraid I find him so contrived and ‘actor’like….
Oh hes so bad is he that he woke up after sleeping with strangers male or female-I mean like who cares???
Look dear-your an actor-not a freaking nuclear scientist-your ramblings are just not that interesting -shut up and act…
FYI-I am english and its people like him that remind me why I dont live there-tedious….
So amazing in Bronson. His lips are out of control.
total hottie.
i’m diggin’ his body in the shower pictures. good lord! not so into his tattoos, though. not the fact that he has them, just i’m unsure about his choices for body art (but then again, it’s his body and not mine *le sigh*).
but these new pics make him look like a football player with those huge shoulder/neck muscles. not a very flattering look, considering it makes him seem like he has no neck. still a fine, FINE man. here’s to hoping those mutant muscles will take a chill pill.
what a funny thread. my favourite comment was “gay porn is so not a turn on”
depends on the audience I suppose!
Yeah, I honestly think he looks kind of disgusting in the non-black and white pics, but they were from, I believe, when he was playing a cage fighter in a movie so he had to beef up for it.
MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!! He is perfection. He’s perfectly built & that chest hair…YUM! If I had to describe my ideal man, well one of them anyway, it would be him. drool :o)
I don’t find him attractive, at all.
He is actually quite disgusting and gross, probably it’s her lips, or the fact that he looks stocky.And those tacky tattoos… ewwwwwww!
something about him is screaming
Jonathan Rhys Meyers(i am not sure if that is his name, but he is that smug jerk from ‘The Tudors’) he seems so smug, and full of himself
i don’t like him, but if the opportunity presented itself, i might consider going for a roll in the hay.
He is sexy!!!!
Oh! Not safe for work! Very clever…thanks, Kaiser.
I’d hit it. Twice.
He would be more attractive with less cheezy tattoos
I don’t see anything hot here, Stocky build, no neck, sagging orange skin, and why is he walking around LA with an open shirt showing off his bloated gut?
Ewww. Sounds like he’s not a safe sexer and likely has had loads of STDs what with those stories he says about all sorts of orgies and whatevs. Getting high & shagging strangers and bleeding from it doesn’t sound like someone that stops to put a condom on or ask for STD papers.
I do enjoy men with fur, so tired of all this manscaping that makes them look pre-pubescent, but overall looks-wise, Tom Hardy doesn’t ring my bell.
Next!
DO WANT
For every Tom’s Dick and Hardy.
Am I the only one who find this guy UGLY?
i do find him ugly too….like a tree stump
Good LORD
Love
I HOPE SANTA CAN FIT HIM IN HIS SAC…CAUSE I’VE BEEN A VERY GOOD GIRL THIS YEAR I PROMISE! 😉