I remember hearing that Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had a terrible single out. She was in a relationship with a female singer and they did a really bad song together that I didn’t bother to listen to at the time. Now that single, “Real Close,” has a dance remix which Danielle and her girlfriend, Lori Michaels, performed live with some roided up backup dancers on morning television yesterday. I actually watched the trainwreck this time and it was hard to tell whether Danielle or Lori was the worst singer. Their breathy out-of-tune voices were as alike as their flat ironed hair and pinched toxed faces. Danielle of course takes the crown for both lack of talent and extent of plastic surgery, though, along with an unhealthy dose of delusional audacity.

If you’re at all interested in the never-ending drama on this show, Caroline blogged about their feud on the reunion show, which will air in two parts starting next week. Caroline writes that she’s “not proud” of the things she said to Danielle, but that she learned that Danielle was even worse than she thought she was after she saw the show and realized all the nasty things she was saying about her. Danielle has a blog on BravoTV as well, but she primarily uses it to promote herself and her daughter’s modeling career. As for whether she’s on next season of the show and if there’s a spinoff in the works, Danielle hasn’t commented about that on her blog. She also didn’t address it in the interview she did to accompany this god-awful performance. (You can watch it below. The part where she answers a question about a potential spin off is at 1:22 remaining.) She said “right now I’m just focusing on now and surviving.” She promises that the reunion will be shocking that “somebody’s going to be shamed” and that it isn’t her. I know I feel ashamed after watching that video. It’s worse to hear this woman talk, though.