Kevin Jonas: “Sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Oh, his poor, poor wife. [Starpulse]
UPDATE: So, a British tabloid ran the quotes like they were new – but they are in fact JOKE QUOTES. My bad.
Britney Spears looks cold and awesome in a green bikini. [Celebslam]
Speaking of chicks in bikinis, happy Women‘s Equality Day! [The Frisky]
Gabriel Aubry & Halle Berry are uncomfortable in London. [INFDaily]
Michael Bay is being sued over his meathead bodyguard. [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Someone take Bai Ling‘s crimper away from her. [Go Fug Yourself]
Gaga loves some fried chicken and waffles. [LimeLife]
Elton John looks adorable here. [PopBytes]
I think this is Sigourney Weaver‘s best performance in years. [A Socialite Life]
What‘s Lindsay Lohan been up to? [Evil Beet]
Good blind item: I‘m thinking Patrick Dempsey? [Crazy Days and Nights]
Naomi Campbell‘s cooter. NSFW. [Celebnewswire]
OOH! Who else is excited for the new season of House? [Accidental Sexiness]
Exclusive clip from ‘Easy A’. It’s okay if I think this looks good, right? [Moviefone]
I‘m obsessed with this ‘Shopped image of Madonna. [CoverAwards]
well then, he won’t mind sleeping on the couch for the rest of their marriage.
Anyone else click the “House” link? Man, Hugh Laurie (love him. so much) is ‘Shopped into oblivion in this seasons’ poster.
Oh Kevin, if this statement is true all i can say is that you are not doing it right.
Then his wife aint the right gender for him.
Well I hope the sex improves, the first time is always weird, right. Part of the fun is being about to learn what pleases your partner and positions. Lets not forget positions. I am a cowgirl myself but thats just me. I personally couldn’t imagine Kevin on top, he looks like a bottom. Now his other brother who keeps dating all the Disney chicks and dumping them has a strong pimp hand. I bet he is a top.
Huh…he must be doing it wrong! lol
This is exactly why you shouldn’t wait until marriage to do it. You get married WAY too young, probably marry the wrong person, and end up divorced by thirty all in an effort to call yourself a “moral” person. have fun with all that….
Bet his wife loved hearing that. Confirms my thoughts that he’s not 100% Hetero.
I’m also super excited for the new season of House 🙂
The Kevin Jonas “quote” was a joke from a columnist at HuffPo from back in December: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-quotable-jonas-brother-finally-loses-virginity-is-not-impressed/
Thats what happens when your really gay and have sex with a woman……
wow…his wife is kind of uggo.
and Kevin, it gets better if you do it more often!
and that clip from Funny or Die with Sigourney Weaver is awesome.
Then he isn’t doing it right, or perhaps it’s his wife. Sex with the right person, is friggen fantastic.
She has a really unfortunate nose. I know that is picky and mean but it is just an observation. Oh and today when I was walking out for lunch I was totally checking to see which dudes where pleated pants and which men don’t. Ha ha. Old Nick has no pleats.
“eeewww! vagina, get it away” LOL
what an idiot.
Okay, I updated, I’m sorry! They were joke quotes from a comedian that got picked up and recycled in the British tabloids. My bad!
*but you know he really was disappointed*
Oh Kevin.. someone’s gonna be sleeping on the couch for awhile.
Seriously, Dan Savage had a recently de-virginize male write in about the same thing. Stop with the death grip and keep working at it!
Edited to say: Those photos of Nahla with Halle and Gabriel are *adorable*. This is what good co-parenting looks like! Put children first!
Ok, let’s be honest here buddy….. did you ejack before you even got it in? did you do any foreplay for HER?
He needs to read a few manuals and get his business corrected! Probably thinks he is a “star” and therefore doesn’t need to work for it!
oopsie!
Well the 1st 10 times I had sex, neither party involved knew what we were doing. It was akward, embarassing but necessary in retrospect. Maybe he and wifey will get better with practice. Or maybe they are sexually incompatible and in that case, sucks for their marriage!
LOL @loveangelina
I dissagree, the first time I had sex,16, it wasn’t all that great. I did wished I had waited in the end. But that was just me. Im sure all the other ladies here had mind-blowing organisms the first time they did it.
Is that Vienna Sausages sister?
awkward.
LOL @ hatsumomo… mind blowing organisms, indeed!
Faux Jonas brother quote and Naomi Campbell’s cooter. Scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren’t we:-)
That’s because he’s doing it with the wrong sex.
I do feel badly about saying this, but doesn’t he have the pick from a pretty large pool right now?
The wife has kinda crossed eyes in addition to the unfortunate nose.
She doesn’t dress like an astrophysicist, doesn’t seem famous on her own, so if looks are how she’s getting by this is a wife pick I can’t wrap my head around.
she looks like haylie duff. & you just know he so didn’t like it. don’t they sleep in separate beds due to his “snoring” problem!!! lol.
Easy A should be good, it has Emma Stone – who I totally love.
nice way to throw your wife under the bus by telling the world her kitty is a big fat snore.
*cue the strippers & hoes*
divorce in 5…4…3…2….
lol 🙂
Oh good, I’m not the only one looking at the wife and wondering what happened. I don’t want to judge her because she seems normal and more celebrities should marry normal people, but God her nose is tragic.
The Jonas Bro did not say this. I followed the links and someone making fun of this Jonas Bro said it.
I feel sorry for the Jonas Bros. They are not hateful and preachy, but because they promote morality, they get hated on. At least they probably aren’t infested with STDs.
Oh man, I love reading the comments more than the story. Its hard to like sex when you have the mental capacity of a 12 year old. I think his wife is wearing the same skirt my 8 year old owns. Remind me to burn it now.
AVATAR !!
haha, sigourney nailed it
His wife is ugghhh…yikes. Someone shops at urban outfitters, I have those same short (different color). What did he expect?! I didn’t start having mind blowing sex til I was 24, which was 10 years after my first time (I know, I started young)
i thought the funny or die link was hilarious. XD LOVE betty white.
I read somewhere that about 2 weeks after the much anticipated wedding night, he and she were already were already sleeping in separate bedrooms because she, “discovered that he snored.” As someone who has sleep problems myself, and who has slept with my fair share of loudly snoring men, I now prefer my own room. But I’m old. At that age and madly in love? Must be something else.
His wife looks like her face got squished in a vice grip and stretched.
Whoa! That’s the wife? Yegawds, even if that comment was a joke I would have believed it! I know don’t judge a book by its cover, but dang. 😮
Lets hope that comment was a joke. But even if it was a joke how many women (or men) would like their spouse making a statement like that for the world to hear? Not a great way to start a marriage
So, why did he marry her?
This really answered the drawback, thanks!