I mean, look at them! Is Lindsay Lohan the girl who only gains weight in her chest? I’m the girl who gains weight all over – but I know there are women out there who, when they put on five or ten pounds, it goes straight to the “good” body parts. Lindsay is looking a tad heavier, and I mean that in the good way. Anyway, these are new photos of Lindsay, post-jail, post-rehab, and she’s looking very alert and non-crack-faced. She was snapped as she made her way into a doctor’s office. Fame Pictures notes that she was driving a “new Maserati” and that she “parked in a spot reserved for one of the doctors in the building, where most of the offices are designated for psychiatry and counseling.” Yep, that’s our entitled crackhead! By the way, how could she afford a new Maserati? According to Fox News, Lindsay is seeing dollar signs big time post-rehab:
Lindsay Lohan is making bank, but not at the box office. A source tells FOX411.com that the deals her mother Dina Lohan is making for her involving post-rehab interviews and product placement are keeping the actress solvent and flush enough to pay her $130,000 rehab bill, with money left over.
Lindsay, 24, has her team of people around her now in Los Angeles, sorting out offers and figuring out how best to sustain this boost to her income.
“Lindsay’s New York team has flown out to Los Angeles for the next few weeks to broker deals and manage her time when she isn’t in rehab outpatient classes,” the pal tells FOX411.com. “She has tons of bills to pay, thanks to her sentence, so it’s important she grab every post-rehab opportunity. In that sense, she is very focused and driven right now on using her recovery as a stepping stone.”
Several companies have already approached Lindsay with product deals.
“Over the next couple of weeks, she can be paid for carrying something in a photo. Each company is offering between $2,000 and $10,000 for a photo of her with their products,” the source said. “Other companies are sending her masses of things for free hoping she’ll wear them.”
The only photo of Lohan post-rehab so far came out on Wednesday, and shows the star wearing headphones and holding a drink. The source tells us Lindsay did not get paid to wear the V-MODA headphones, but they think it is “likely” that Rockstar Energy Drink is paying Lindsay. Calls to Rockstar Energy Drink were not immediately returned.
“Lindsay’s mom and her manager and lawyer are brokering deals left and right,” said the insider. “It’s a smart way for her to cash in and make up for lost income. She has to create work or she’ll be penniless before the Linda Lovelace movie films.”
Lohan is slated to play the porn star in an upcoming indie film. She also has a supporting role in “Machete,” which debuts this weekend. Dina is already going on her second round of paid interviews, this time with Lindsay in tow.
“They already have contracts for tell-alls this week [that] were brokered while Lindsay was behind bars. New deals are coming in from various production offices on TV specials surrounding her post-rehab life,” the insider said.
It was reported yesterday by RadarOnline.com that Lindsay was offered a $1 million contract with New York radio station Party 105 to co-host a show with her mother.
“Lindsay’s lawyer is reviewing the contract and it would be a great opportunity for Lindsay,” the source confirmed. “Her mom would like her to move back to New York after all her rehab requirements are fulfilled. Dina wants the family all together again on the East Coast.”
That may be a problem, as a judge on Wednesday ordered Lindsay to fulfill her rehab requirements in the Los Angeles area.
[From Fox News 411]
Oooh, I can already see how Lindsay’s probation/parole violation will go – instead of testing positive for drugs or alcohol, my bet is that Dina somehow convinces Lindsay that she can leave town “for work” – and thus, Lindsay will get busted that way!
Also – you know how Fox News just got through explaining how Lindsay is getting paid thousands of dollars to be photographed using or wearing specific products? Well, Lindsay’s first post-rehab, post-jail tweet was a complaint about the paparazzi:
[From Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter]
Oh, it’s good to have her back, isn’t it? Oh, and the bitch has a black Birkin too. Jesus.
Lindsay Lohan in LA on August 26, 2010. Credit: Fame.
It’s motherlovin’ Hot Guy Friday!
She does look a little heavier. Her face looks fresh and non- cracky for sure.
That’s so unfair. She’s being rewarded for her awful behavior (and I’m mad about the bag too). I hate that she’s going to get all this. Hmmmm, I guess I could boycott anything that pays her so I’ll put my Maserati buying plans on hold and I’m not a male douchebag so I don’t drink Rockstar.
In the end, she’ll have learned nothing because of her being rewarded for all this and she’ll go right back to her Lindsayesque ways.
She looks healthy and pretty and … happy. Not like her crazed, angry, miserable duck-lip former-self. yay! I hope it sticks. <3 I don’t know why I care, but I genuinely want the best for this girl and would be a little heartbroken to see her spiral downward again.
The offers are pouring in, from whom? Nasal spray companies? Give me a break. Next thing we’ll hear is that the Pope will pay a fortune to have his picture taken with Tiger Woods. Hype, pure unadulterated Hollywierd hype.
Nice to see her looking so clean. Guess they made her bathe in rehab.
duck lips
FRIDAY!
she looks good.
“Lindsay’s first post-rehab jail was a complaint about the paparazzi.”
…what?
IMO she’s lost weight all over as she looks thinner but her implants are the same size so look bigger
She’s also wearing a white top which will make her appear bigger
@ Rita – love your comment, made me giggle!
She’s obv not rolling in expensive offers as reported that she’ll earn anough to pay off her $130k bill with some left over so not the millions that was reported..thankfully! Bad behaviour should not be rewarded
Also is she really still doing Lovelace…now she is ‘sober’?!
I would join the “she looks good” chorus, but the sunglasses are a little suspicious
looks like she’s not wearing a bra, she actually doesn’t look so worn out.
She is a waste of time. But I am willing to bet the boobs are weight gain. The same thing happens to me.it’s actually annoying
Just a matter of time folks, just a matter of time.
Maybe Maserati is one of those paying companies? Regardless, she does look good. Except for the terrible orange tan/blonde hair combo. I miss redheaded Lindsay!
It just struck me what a sad world this is where wearing sunglasses in LA in the summer is suspect. NGL, though, I thought the same thing. HA.
@angel: where wearing sunglasses in LA in the summer is suspect
in fairness, it’s an underground parking garage in la in the summer.
Ugh… I have to say I have something in common with miss Lohan… when I gain or lose weight its only noticable in my boobs. I started training for a marathon in may and I’ve lost 15 lbs… the thing is, I’m still wearing the same pants, the same dresses… the only difference is that I had to go out and buy new bras. I went from a 34 DD to a 32 C… its obvious. My boyfriend is not amused.
Hohan sure doesn’t look like she’s been through such an ‘ordeal’ the past 36 days, does she? I cannot root for her because no matter how she violates the judge’s orders (and she will), she’ll only get a slap on the wrist.
I hate to say but she kind of looks like a less vegany Alicia Silverstone. I am sure it is just these particular snaps though…
I’m not even going to comment regarding Lilo cause @Kitten just reminded me
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Lindsay Rocks! She’s like Jesse James (the outlaw, not the scumbag)
whoa! she looks like her mom now.
she was driving? I thought her license is suspended?
she did say she couldn’t work out in rehab, so she prob gained weight all over. she’s just wearing a flattering (and black) high waisted skirt.
she looks good though. I mean, good for a Lohan at least…
They’re falsies and it’s were she’s hiding her stash.
Look at her she is just loving the attention… she loves it
So the 1st thing she did after getting out of incarceration and rehab (4th time) was to get her nails did in a god-awful color, and get her crappy weave re-done.
Classy.
gawd she’s nasty…
Duck lips are still there.
She looks GOOD. Clean. I heard the stipulations of her early release involve multiple appointments and sessions 5 days a week. I certainly hope this helps to keep her looking this way and maybe even feeling normal. Anyone taking bets as to how long until she crashes and burns again?
It’s a shame karma isn’t on a clear schedule… don’t think I’ve ever used this to describe a woman, but she actually resembles a douchebag. I don’t get what’s likeable or enviable about any of that… bloated evil barbie mess.
looking pretty happy for someone who’s just been through such an ordeal *rolls eyes
LOL @ emu “bloated evil barbie mess” bitch is more famous than ever
She needs to quit with the lip injections.
Who in the hell gave her a Maserati?! Is she wearing a white body suit? I suppose the concept of a slip is completely beyond her…
I realize she’ll be photo’d a lot and companies think it’s good exposure, but sorry, seeing someone like her carrying some product doesn’t make me want to go out and buy it.
Isn’t she reportedly millions in debt? Yet is driving a new Maserati? If she starts flashing cash, people will start suing her.
Rita you make an interesting point – wouldn’t be surprised if some of this is hype put out there by her “team” itself.
she looks fantastic fro a change. and I’m happy to see her not cracked out. let’s just hope it sticks.
:edit: @kp there was a story about her being at the DMV earlier in the week to get her license reinstated.
Actually when I wear something like that, my boobs look bigger. And i’m pretty much flat. I think it’s just the skirt or something.
I also noticed the huge boobs, really, what’s up with that? Two days ago X17 posted that the Maserati is rented.
“she was driving a “new Maserati” and that she “parked in a spot reserved for one of the doctors in the building, where most of the offices are designated for psychiatry and counseling.” Yep, that’s our entitled crackhead!”
EXACTLY! Anyone else would have been towed! She hasn’t learned a thing.
That little skank sat in jail and took it like she was vacating, just enjoying the fact that her con-mom was preparing for a comeback that would make them all rich!!!
She probably laughed at everyone, in her dark mind, and knew she’d have enough coke for the whole family!!!
“God bless us all, everyone!!!!”
hmmm. maybe I should go to prison.
wonderbra and a bath.
What a great society we live in when we are rewarded big time for bad behavior.
I’m pretty sure Lindsay is a joke of God on us…
“Oooh, I can already see how Lindsay’s probation/parole violation will go… and thus, Lindsay will get busted that way! ”
No i think everyone in Lindsay’s camp will have told her that she has to make EVERY single meeting,test and stay sober. Then in November she is off the formal probation and can leave L.A, party etc.
Looking at all these recent pics it would seem that until now she hasn’t been completely sober since 08.
You just know she stole that birkin!
So how exactly does her not looking cracked out, equate to being well?…she’s out doing the exact same thing she was doing a month ago, driving around, drinking energy drinks, picking up friends at 1 am having her photo taken.
Oh, yeah, she’s totally changed.
Well, this is the best we’ve seen her in a loooooong time.
Let’s see how long this lasts.
She has probably put on weight from having to stop taking all her pills hence the weight gain in chest. If only her duck lips would lose some weight =(
She’s still an entitled asshat.
She looks horrible. Somebody needs to tell her the “tanned” look makes her look old and worn out.
is it just me or does that mini skirt look like a regular skirt that’s been adjusted to look like a mini? it sits very high on her waist…and makes me wonder if her waist is a bit thicker too, but is covered by an a line skirt, and clever body suit?
why are certain comments not allowed on the blog? mine contained very innocuous commentary on her skirt.
It looks photo shopped. I don’t think the photos are ‘real’
I also gain weight in my chest.. having said that, the size diff in her chest doesn’t look natural! She looks better than she has, but still skeevy in my opinion.
she’s healthy! that’s why!! she’s put on some weight…
Those Birkins are so ugly… to me, they look like the herse equivalent of purses… I don’t get why people fawn over poo colored Louis Vuittons either…
The expectation that sales of an item will improve if some lame starlet is holding the product makes me just really sad. Our society is so full of morons.