Ah, the Hot Men of The Emmys. Hot Guy Emmys? Hot Guy Awards: The Emmys Edition? Whatever you want to call it, there was a spectacular dearth of truly hot men at the Emmys. Sure, there were cute guys, and many very talented men. But panty-droppers and leg-crossing hotties? There were only a few. So let’s start it off with a classic, Mr. George Clooney. I thought he came across as a bit smug during his award presentation (for the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award), and his bronzing is reaching George Hamiliton proportions. But I still get hot for George sometimes. I mean, he knows how to wear the hell out of a tux, and you know he loves the kinkiest sh-t out there. Also – I can’t find any photos of Elisabetta Canalis anywhere, although most sources have her backstage at the Emmys. Clooney didn’t let her walk the red carpet and wouldn’t answer questions about her – which I think means she’s on the way out. So Clooney will be single soon, maybe.
Aaron Paul is adorable. Beautiful eyes. I would love to see more of him. And he won his first Emmy, bitches!
Jon Hamm is just so lovely. Sigh… is there anything else to say about him, really? His dance moves are killer and he wears the f-ck out of a tux. Sweet Jesus. His girlfriend better watch her back.
Alexander Skarsgard was there, although he barely posed for any photos. But he did present with Paquin & Moyer. Rumor going around that he and Kate Bosworth are over… I might write about it in a sec. So… hello, Mr. Skarsgard.
I swoon a little when Stephen Moyer talks in his regular British accent. He’s very sexy in real life, although he’s pretty short. Little pocket rocket.
Nathan Fillion! I cosign his hotness. He’s lovely.
I love Eric Stonestreet. He’s amazing. And I’m so glad he won!
Matthew Morrison’s hair brings the funk. Hideous. He needs shorter hair, for real.
Speaking of funky hair, Al Pacino. Don’t get me wrong, I would still hit it (it’s Michael Corleone, after all), but is he wearing a hairpiece? Right?
John Krasinski should avoid bow-ties at all costs. They emphasize his ears.
I’ve never gotten hot for Matthew Fox, and his appearance was totally “meh.”
NPH & his partner David. NPH looks gorge, per usual. David has a bitchface, right?
Kevin Bacon needs to shave.
Stephen Colbert – I would hit it like a house on fire. LOVE.
Michael C. Hall’s post-cancer hair is funky as hell. But I would still hit it. He’s so cute.
I think CB gets hot for Joel McHale. I think he’s one of those dudes who does not look better in a tux or suit – he’s way sexier in casual clothes.
Ty Burrell is adorable, and I like his tux. He’s so fancy!
Michael Emerson will always be villainous to me, but he looks nice with his wife.
I saw Mark Salling interviewed by Ryan Seacrest, and can I just say? This kid is a moron. And he’s rude. And unprofessional. I really dislike him now.
Ricky should take off his sunglasses.
Jimmy Fallon did a great job, y’all. Props to him. I’m not hot for him, but he’s a cutie.
Tom Hanks looks rough, right? It’s not just my imagination?
Jim Parsons is adorable. Love his little Southern accent.
I don’t get hot for Bryan Cranston, but I do like him a hell of a lot. He seems like a sweet, generous man, and God bless.
Will Arnett is a handsome guy in his own right – so why do I chuckle every time I see him? I just look at his face and I start laughing.
Damn, is Hugh Dancy already over it? They JUST got married. He’s like, “This bitch.”
Seal’s open shirt was distracting and weird. Like he was a lounge singer or something.
Alan Cumming, once again bringing the funk. Love him.
Does John Lithgow turn anybody on? Freak. You, not him. He seems like a sweetheart. But he’s not making me hot.
BUCKY GUNTS!!!!! Let’s end it on him!
Header of Clooney, credit: WENN.
Thank you Kaiser for including Nathan Fillion! 🙂 He’s soooo dreamy!!
OOH, what happened during Mark Salling’s interview??
And about Matthew Morrison’s hair…one of the best Jane Lynch lines ever from Glee was “you have enough product in your hair to season a wok”.
Kaiser where’s Hugh Laurie?!
F*ck it. I’m going to be totally boring and conventional: Aaron Paul and Alex (Like he needs a last name, by now.) Damn, I’m on it like shit on stank.
Although, I’m going to need Alex to not look to so goddamn morose on stage. Maybe he had a fight with Bosworth. Hope springs eternal.
Who the hell is Aaron Paul, anyway?
Hi Kaiser,
There are some pictures of Canalis on Wireimage. Do a search on Clooney and you will find them. Boring white dress but better then the red one from the Oscars.
Kaiser, what did Mark say in the interview to Seacrest, I don’t have access.
Also, great photos. I just want to say, how awesome Jimmy Fallon was last night. That joke about Conan, HA! That was funny.
Speeches were great, Clooney I don’t think was smug, he was just being honest. It seems that you get on a charity ride when it is hot and then it is forgotten about.
Ricky Gervais needs to get a lucritive contract with NBC so he can present at every awards show that they televise, he knocks it out of the park everytime.
And it ended on time, got to say it was a good show this year.
I just love Alan Cumming. I just adore him. That Aaron Paul fella is cute. When Stephen Moyer speaks I literately get weak at the knees. Hugh Grant’s accent used to do that to me, but its all about Moyer’s accent. I love it.
I have never found George Clooney attractive and I meet him once, well not really met as much as he signed my notebook. I went to the Ocean’s 13 premiere when they had it in Chicago. He signed it really quick and he wasn’t ugly or anything but he just doesn’t do it for me. I did scream like I was so in love with him but I would have liked to get Matt Damon’s autograph better.
Alexander Skarsgard did look sad last night right? He looked so so weepy. I just wanted to hug him and stuff…but only if he talks like Eric.
You are right about John Kranski not ever wearing a bow tie he looks like an idiot.
Will Arnett is sooo handsome but his face is like those cheesy TV commericals and the person with that face is always perky and says something like “You will enjoy the smooth rich flavor of Brazil nut beer.” *Cheesy toothy smile with that effect of a sparkle gleaming off his tooth*. I can laugh just looking at Will Arnett too.
Micheal C Hall is doll and I love love love the curls.
LOL Hugh Dancy does look over it doesn’t he? Claire looks like she is sniffing him in that pic. I hate when men do that, if the girl is being lovely dovey in public the guy usually tries to act all cool and sh*t. Like yea this is my bitch and look how much she worships my junk. Thats why I stopped doing that with guys.
So adore Kevin, NPH his partner is like omg…happy right lol, Joel McHale really hoping Community gets more love in the future, and I really liked The Hamm on SNL and I bet he is attractive on Mad Men but I don’t find him attractive in these red carpet pics, and Jimmy Fallon has always rocked my world. Hate he got married.
I wanted Hugh Laurie too, but there are no photos of him at our photo agencies. I don’t know what happened.
Re: The Salling interview. It was just… it wasn’t like Mark was totally rude to Seacrest or anything, but Seacrest did ask him about the Rivera situation from last week, and Salling acted like he was George Clooney being asked about butt sex. It was like, Salling thought he was God’s gift and everyone was up in his business and he just wanted to deflect. It was cheesy and you can tell the guy has a major ego.
Is it just me or does Alexander Sarsgaard have really intense eyes? Almost like he could hypnotise you with them??
I love Aaron Paul thank you for starting with him! I’m so glad he won an Emmy, he’s superb on Breaking Bad and even when he’s playing a wannabe he’s the hotness.
Alexander Skarsgard is the creepiest looking dude. Looks like a pervert.
oh man aaron paul has a weird, charming attractiveness. His eyes are hypnotic.
Ok Ladies, You can have the rest of these guys, but Clooney is mine. I will do all the freaky stuff he likes. 🙂
nathan.
Skarsgard: that’s a pretty intense photo. i don’t know if i could handle that.
AWWWWWWWWWWWE! Michael Emerson, the way he talks and smiles… I’m in love! lol
“Does John Lithgow turn anybody on?”
Ohh, yes, he does.
Because He’s Gorgeous!!!
I thought the men’s tuxes were a bit wacky. I don’t get the suit/tux look that NPH wore, but he did rock it nonetheless. I agree that Matthew Morrison needs to cut his hair…it’s so tall and bride of Frankensteinish.
Those pictures were so clear and up close that you can see how much makeup some of those guys are wearing (or is it spray tan?)
Oh and I’m glad George Clooney didn’t parade his girlfriend around. I like him so much better single and bachelorfide. I tend to believe the rumors about him and I prefer my Clooney that way. He’s gotten very handsome with age.
Overall I liked the womens gowns, but agree totally about fit and color being off for some of them.
And I’m glad that Modern Family won some awards. Brian Cranston too, Breaking Bad is a good show despite the subject matter and he was a comic genious on Malcom in the Middle.
Have a great day everyone!
Did Matthew Morrisons 2nd (I won’t call the guy a “date”) allude to something on the red carpet?
He was asked about Matthew being a hit with the girls back in High School and the guy said “Oh, I’ll let him answer that [winks]”
Seal and Heidi should never be invited anywhere ever again. I think they looked like trash last night. I used to like them but have changed my mind.
LMAO @ “I’d hit it like a house on fire.” My goal is to use that at least twice today in conversation 🙂
Nathan Fillion is HOT. I always forget about him, but I love Castle…he’s got really broad shoulders, too. Sigh.
The Hamm is so dapper and suave. His GF was so clingy and talking over him in the Red Carpet interviews yesterday it was kinda sad and pathetic.
ASkars looks handsome; he cleans up nice.
I’m a Gleek (late bloomer) so I am feeling all of the love for the show, but even I have to admit how totally ridic Matthew Morrison’s hair is. LOL.
Love NPH; his tux – not so much.
STOP THE PRESSES!!! Is Mark Salling’s tux PLEATHER??? WTF? He does come across as a bit of a douche.
I’m over Ricky Gervais’ shtick.
Congrats to Jim Parsons; deserved win and he’s a cutie to boot.
Michael C Hall!!! <3 And I am so glad Paul won his first Emmy!!
NPH looked incredible, that tux is to DIE for. I’d wear it if I had the cojones (my mum used to go out in tuxes back in the 70s and she looked amazing, so it can be done!)
Joel McHale is the bomb-diggity (yea I went there). A local AM radio station tried to land an on-air interview with him as he walked the Red, and they were so surprised he came over that the reporter got flustered and didn’t have a question…McHale totally charmed the entire listening audience (me) by teasing and making jokes about another celeb walking right by…
J’adore Dior, j’adore.
Well I see I am in the minority but I love Matthew Morrison’s hair. That he does not fight the curls.
What I am tired of seeing is men who won’t do basic grooming. Like shaving. Daily.
Then again I am old as dirt and I prefer men who are dressed in clothes that fit. And who get haircuts and shave.
Ohhh and men that wear incredible smelling aftershave.
And yes I have a man that is well groomed and smells incredible. haha! He does cost me a small fortune to keep him up.
love ricky gervais, but i don’t think i wanna see his “O” face.
i saw al pacino once on the street and i am here to tell you the man exudes sex. seriously – i was giddy for hours.
the true blood gang looked good – stephen IS a tiny thing. he must stand on boxes alot while filming.
NPH and his partner look perfect. WIN.
is michal emmerson married to “arlene” from true blood? if not i think we’ve found her doppelganger!
john krasinski so needs to stay away from bow ties! emily is, as always, luminous.
alan cumming. i have loved him forever, and he looks fantastic, like a modern day oscar wilde. yes i know he bats for the other team, but i would hit it until it broke off.
LMAO at clare & hugh.
@original kate: Yes, Michael Emmerson is married to Arlene from True Blood (Carrie Preston).
Love the Hamm, NPH, Will Arnett, and Nathan Fillion. George has been looking a little rough lately, but he cleaned up good for last night.
I think ASkars is hot, but I think 90% of that might be due to his Eric character. He did look mopey.
Aw, I love Krasinski! But yeah, the bow tie isn’t a good look for him, he usually does a regular straight tie.
I find that Jim guy from BBT oddly creepy. Sorry dude.
Jimmy Fallon used to have that mildly cute frat guy look going, but that didn’t age too well. But he did do a very good job.
On http://www.emmys.com there is the live camera in the green room and Clooney and Elisabetta were there for most of the time. Don’t seem like a couple in trouble to me.
Askars just kills me. he’s rediculously hot.
Question: Did Ricky Gervais lose a lot of weight? His face looks super thin in that picture. Maybe it’s just the shades.
Never thought it before…but Bacon looks…old.
Love Tom Hanks tho. My all time favorite<3<3<3
No Chris Colfer?
Man, I love Matthew Fox, but he’s just so much hotter with his hair a bit longer.
@lolabella: thanks for the info. her character on TB cracks me up.
at the end…Elisabruta Cocanalis gone at the Emmys! this is the proof she’s talking, release interviews and calling paparazzi in according with Clooney!
cases:
1) he can’t break contract for a scandal becouse behind her there’s a very important people (she’s a Berlusconi tv girl)
2) He’s totally in love with her and he doesn’t care her past (see Pretty Woman movie)
3) He is enjoying with this chick (sex & drug & rock’n roll) and he’ll date with her until he’ll enjoy…
@originalkate and lolabella, emmerson and preston were SO cute on the red carpet [and i at first was like, is that arlene from true blood??] loved lost and love trueblood and it was nice to watch them act so cutesy during interviews
love aaron paul and i am glad he is getting tons of love on this board! pure awkward-cuteness from him! [and SO glad he and cranston got top honors, very deserved!]
I’m a big fan of Nathan Fillian & Alexander Skarsgard, most these other guys too. But I’m getting over Clooney.
Ty Burrell really is adorable, he looks just like he is on the show.
Kaiser, thanks for explaining the Mark Salling bit. Guess his bit of fame has turned him into a douche.
Aaron Paul was so cute! So happy for him and Bryan Cranston, who is PHENOMENAL in Breaking Bad.
Aaron Paul is super cute and a very nice and sweet guy. Bryan Cranston is the nicest man on the planet. I’ve been very lucky to hang out with both as my boyfriend works on Breaking Bad. Everybody who works on the show is awesome. I can’t say enough good things about them, AMC, or the show. Just wanted all the readers to know that besides being talented they are the nicest people.
Aaron Paul, what up biatch!!
Great to see him win. Jesse is my favourtie character in my favourite show.
I’m a little late to this thread but thank you, Kaiser, for including Nathan Fillion. He doesn’t get enough recognition. Loved him since Firefly. I think they canceled the remake of the Rockford Files, but would’nt he make the perfect Jim Rockford? I’m glad, though, that he is having success with Castle. Long may it play.
I don’t get it. Why would Elisabetta Canalis wear a gown just to sit back stage? No red carpet, no after parties … wouldn’t a cocktail dress be more appropriate? She was a bit over dressed if all she did was sit in the green room.
Henry Ian Cusick looked gorgeous. No love for LOST, though.
There are photos of George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis backstage on several web sites and photo agencies like Getty. If you watched the Emmy’s backstage live stream there were a lot of shots of them together backstage.
You’re concerned about Seal’s open shirt when it’s August and Alan Cummings is wearing a dickey????
I think it’s an ascott, not a dickey. LOL
Ahh, Nathan Fillion. Why must his wife be so pretty? I envy her her man and her dress.
Congrats to everyone who won an Emmy. JF was funny and I loved the opening skit. It was really nice to see people who have a long standing series win an Emmy eg.the big bang theory/closer.It’s nice to see different people win.I also really liked GC with the cast of Modern Family I love that show along with Breaking Bad,Glee and Mad Men.
I don’t think GC was smug.Haiti,Katrina, Pakistan still need help.
Ohh thanks for including Matthew Fox! He makes me weak in the knees. And I also think Lost was robbed.
Other dashing guys: Hamm looks fine and Stephen Moyer is so cute, especially when he talks with his real English accent! And Clooney is classy. Suits really make all guys seem so handsome anyway 😉
What happened to Tom Hanks? He looks bloated.