Snooki’s latest boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, has been accused of using her for fame and hitting on the other women on Jersey Shore before settling with her. Miranda, a 24 year-old Iraq veteran, denies that he’s with Snooki for publicity and says she’s “really cute and seems like a cool a** person, even though she’s drunk most of the time.” Now that they’ve been together a whole few weeks, it’s time for Jeff to propose and he’s doing it in the classiest way possible – shirtless and on the cover of a magazine known for featuring Jesse James’ racist mistress and giving Jon Gosselin’s ex a forum for telling the world how small his d*ck is. Radar Online has the excerpts, and they’re priceless:
Jeff Miranda is featured on the cover of the September 10 issue of Steppin’ Out Magazine and that is where he pops the question to Snooki. “Will You Marry Me?” is printed over a shot of Jeff shirtless wearing only fatigues shorts and a hat and down on one knee for the proposal.
In the exclusive excerpts from his interview, obtained by RadarOnline.com, Jeff tells Steppin’ Out editor Chaunce Hayden why he decided to propose to Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.
“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”
He admits that Snooki is going to be shocked by his magazine cover proposal, but he isn’t worried that she’ll say no. Once she deals with the shock I think they’ll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she’ll say yes.”
Miranda says he doesn’t think MTV will be very happy about his proposal but that isn’t stopping him from trying to get married to Snooki.
“I love her and want to be with her,” Jeff gushes about the 22-year old tan reality TV star and promises that they’ll be happy together.
“I will never break her heart. She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullsh*t.”
Jeff Mirandi addressed the difficulty of living with a reality star surrounded by cameras. “It came with the territory. But I’m willing to put up with it for Nicole. I just want to be with Nicole and make her happy. I can make her the happiest girl in the world. I have very strong feelings for her.”
Since the magazine isn’t out for two weeks Snooki will be learning from RadarOnline.com that he boyfriend has proposed. How romantic!!
[From Radar Online]
I hope he got her a ring at least! This is what happens when you spend your days sucking down margaritas in front of a camera, everything becomes a drunken blur and you end up with guys using you to get on the covers of magazines. At least he’s not shopping a sex tape with Snooki. One of her exes recently said he wishes he would have made one in light of how much it would be worth. In January Snooki admitted that she’s made quite a few sex tapes, and I doubt I’m the only one praying that none of them ever see the light of day. I’m sure it’s inevitable, though, once this girl’s star fades.
Steppin Out cover and images courtesy of Radar.
Ewwww.
Famewhoring to the ultimate degree. What a pathetic clown
Imagine the results if they breed?
He was in the war, right? Maybe he has post traumatic stress disorder, and it’s clouding his judgement? Or maybe he just wanted to trade his PTSD or an STD? Maybe he got the acronyms confused? Maybe it all started with a conversation like this:
Totally classy army dude: Yeah, I have PTSD.
Snooki: I had that once. I took a few pills at the clinic and it pretty much cleared everything up.
Totally classy army dude: What? Like Xanax or Paxil?
Snooki: Yeah, I don’t know. Something like that. I think I may have crushed those up in my margarita a couple times.
Totally classy army dude: Soul mates! Someone find a camera crew!
Btw, where can I find this “Steppin out” magazine? It seems like the pinnacle of journalistic integrity, and I for one enjoy supporting the arts. Like the art of clever pages titles such as my personal favorite: “JUDGE THIS HATERS!”
I really hope she says no!
I hope her uterus falls out before she can breed. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Yeah, she would make a great mother even though she’s drunk most of the time. Oy, please do not breed, Snookie and boyfriend.
Such a disgusting bunch of swine!
they DO belong together!!
just look at the pictures.
the smell is overwelming 🙂
LOL @ DetRiotgirl’s comment.
His behavior smacks of control freak. He’s known her a few weeks and he wants to get married. If a guy proposed (in such a classy fashion) to me after only a few weeks long relationship, I’d run the other way. But I’ve tangled with a control-freak before, so I may be over-reacting.
Yuck! Snookie can do better.
in that yellow t-shirt snooki looks exactly like spongebob squarepants, only not as lifelike.
So many types of ew.
@DetRock Girl, I think I’ll mosey over to the pretentious magazine store near my house and ask the hipster behind the cash if they have that magazine. As he stares at me blankly, I’ll describe it to him, loudly, so everyone can hear. Then I can leave and they can spend the rest of the day mocking me.
I really hope the rumour is true that Louis Vuitton is sending her those Gucci purses. And why the F is she wearing those damn boots with that t-shirt she’s wearing as a dress?
Don’t need a sex tape – Jersey Shore IS a sextape.
WHY why why why….
Wait – did any of you catch the episode where Snooki and Jwow type a letter to Sami? What, You didn’t see it? Good, wish I could say the same. Anyway Snooki types this short letter to Sami, and I’ll be completely f*ucking damned if that girl doesn’t type like 70 wmp and her grammar and spelling were perfect. I was totally expecting idiocy, composition-wise, because she’s clearly an idiot. But she did pay a little attention in school. Maybe she has a brain under there somewhere? Maybe just wishful thinking…
He is so ugly.
Really, unless it’s for money, who the hell would want Snookie?????
I really want to get my hands on a copy of this mag, it looks absolutely hilarious.
LMAO @Persistant Cat. I was just saying that I can’t believe getting drunk on margaritas, spray tanning yourself to oblivion and fist pumping have all earned her enough money to purchase a Gucci bag and the best bag my own hard earned money can purchase is Coach. I would feel so much better if LV sent it over to Snooki with bucket of Corona. She likely tossed the Gucci out of the way and awoke drooling on it after devouring the Coronas. Sigh!