Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos in People; they got tattoos


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The upcoming issue of People Magazine has details of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s “six-week romance and surprise wedding” with photos of their wedding and honeymoon including a shirtless Cannon cavorting on the beach with Mariah in a bikini. I wonder how much People paid for those exclusive rights, because it’s probably enough for my entire extended family to retire on.

People has some quotes from Mariah and Nick, and Mariah calls Nick her soulmate even though she’s had less than two months to make that decision. Nick’s statement that Mariah is beautiful inside and out sounds sweet and a lot more realistic than Mariah’s. He married her though, so it’s not like his judgment skills aren’t impaired too. Sex endorphins can be a powerful and stupefying force:

“We really do feel we are soulmates,” Carey tells PEOPLE, following their sunset ceremony at the pop star’s Bahamian estate. “I never felt a love like this was in the cards for me.”

Cannon adds: “She is beautiful on the outside and 10 times as beautiful on the inside.”

[From People.com]

People also promises to have details and photos of “their new tattoos… Nick’s candy-themed proposal” and “their plans for kids” despite the fact that Mariah said about two weeks ago that having kids would make her feel violated. Maybe they plan to adopt and pass of their kids to other people to raise. That way Mariah can make sure that the level of pampering and attention she’s getting is maintained at pre-child levels.

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23 Responses to “Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s wedding photos in People; they got tattoos”

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  1. Kolby says:

    The picture of them in People is hilarious. He looks like a 12-year-old kid with a new bike, and she looks like a wax mannequin.

  2. The Observer says:

    Somewhere at the beach

    -Hey Nick, your mom is hawt!

    -Uhm, she is my wife.

    -Dude! you married your mom? sick!

    -Nick don’t listen to him, let’s go back to the hotel baby, I’ll get you some milk and cookies and you’ll feel better.

  3. Enonymouse says:

    They only been together for six-weeks so I doubt that this will last more than couple of months, tops.

  4. headache says:

    They got tattoos!! Oh now I know it’s going to last forever. AWWWWWWW 🙄

  5. ANONYMOUS says:

    I WISH THEM THE BEST!!!!…….people have a concern the fact Mariah Carey is older than Nick Cannon….because if it was about age, u wouldn’t see some older man including celebs that act stupid, get arrested for drugs and drinking…..where is their sense of responsibility and maturity? Age doesn’t determine maturity, but rather experience in life does!
    If they really love each other, then they must preserve that….and be able to keep marriage life separated from media life-their careers.

  6. elle says:

    it looks photoshopped and why dont they have any other pictures posted up? just seems odd.

  7. Sasha says:

    Who knew Mimi was so white trash ?

  8. Kristy says:

    They are pretty cute together. But Sasha, what’s with your comment? Sounds like you have some issues to deal with, and looking at your picture, I can tell you are a lost girl in the world. Lose the over-processed and goth look and think about the nice things in life. You look like you want to kill yourself. Life’s not that bad. Also, try not to leave vapid comments on websites.

  9. Bodhi says:

    Erm, this is still a gossip site, right? Get over yourself Kristy

  10. Alicia says:

    I seriously think Mariah’s having some kind of mid-life crisis, I mean look at her, she dresses like she’s trying to hold on to youth. And didn’t Nick propose to some other chick after dating her for six weeks? They sound like a match made in heaven to me.

  11. NeNa says:

    I think they will be just fine. Men date,fuck, and marry young girls all the time. 😛

  12. OH YEA says:

    damn bout time she got with a Black Man and stopped trying to fit in with the others

  13. Cauncey says:

    I think that Mariah is just trying to do what everybody else is doing. It don’t make no sense you date somebody for six weeks then all of a sudden get married, what type of shit is that? The relationship ain’t gonna last that long. And they dumb for getting those tattoo’s.

  14. santiago says:

    OMG, fucken hatters leave my girl alone, she deserves to be happy. man Get a life

  15. laura says:

    😆
    HEy get off her sack. she is beautiful(mariah) leave her alone people.

  16. Her age says:

    I don’t see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind.

  17. kerry says:

    I wish them all the love they need in this planet. they can even pay for a rocket and visit another planet if they want. Let them be. why is nothing ever said when the opposite happens??? kudos to both…IT WILL LAST AND WAR AND SHAME UNTO YOU ALL WHO THINK ITS ENDING WHEN IT HAS JUST BEGAN

  18. MERIE says:

    I LOVE MARIAHH SOOO MUCH …. I JUST DONT SE HER NAD NICK CANNON TOGETHER EVER…… HE SOOOO SKNINNYYYY EW…… BUT MARUAH IS BEAUTIFULLLLL …. 😉

  19. nadine says:

    she definitely deserve to be the most happiest woman on earth…no matter wat u say..try to see her list of PRICELESS achievements…and u’ll eat ur heart out..love u mariah 😀

  20. shameka says:

    im HaPpY:D 4 ThEmE I WiSh thEm ThE BeSt LuCk….EvErY1 JuSt HaTeN oN ThEm LeT ThEm liVe ThErE LiFe ThEy ArE SoOo Cute 2GeThEr 😉

  21. Miss Bitch says:

    Why dont every one just leave them alone….Everybody making all these unnessecary stupid hurtful comments seem shallow and vey jealous…
    Like thay say it is your choice in life who you want to be with.
    Let Mariah and Nick be….

  22. AZNGRL says:

    man theres a lot of hater and i think mariah is and always look good even if she got shit done..thats her bizz and shes happy with it fine stop HATING!!! YEA NICK STILL LOOK GOOFY BUT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER THEN LET IT BE EVEN IF ITS FOR A LIL WHILE OR MORE…YOU DO YOUR STUFF!!!!

  23. Kristen says:

    Mariah can not love anyone more than she loves herself, man she has bad taste.