Yesterday we saw Snooki of Jersey Shore’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, propose to the squat drunken reality star while shirtless and wearing fatigues with combat boots on the cover of a magazine. Jeff has only been going out with Snooki for a few weeks but he’s apparently serious about her and ready to make it legal. (For publicity and cash.) Radar Online has a couple of stories that shed light onto Jeff’s motivations and personality. First off is an interview with an ex girlfriend who claims that the guy is a controlling psycho creep who also proposed to her after just a couple of weeks, freaking out her family and leading her to break it off:
“We only hung out for about two weeks before he proposed to me,” Giana Gerardo told RadarOnline.com exclusively. I had just graduated from High School. He came to meet my parents in a full suit! He’s psycho.”
The New Jersey native says she met Miranda in the fall of 2006. The pair was hot and heavy for a couple weeks before Gerardo says Miranda popped the question, and then things started to go sour.
“I broke it off with him because he was too controlling and way too possessive,” Gerardo told RadarOnline.com. “He always needed to know where I was, who I was with, what I was wearing out.”
In his interview with Steppin’ Out, Miranda told editor Chaunce Hayden that he wants to marry Snooki because “I love her and I want to be with her.”
But Gerardo says she doesn’t buy it.
“Jeff says he’s ‘in love with her’ and that he’s not in it for the fame, but if that were true, he wouldn’t be doing magazine shoots,” Gerardo told RadarOnline.com.
[From Radar Online]
And Radar has another story about how Jeff used to be a club promoter who regularly partied with swingers. They have a whole series of photos featuring him macking on scantily-dressed women along with quotes about what a liar and a scam artist he is. “He loved to try and impress people and would tell them that he was ‘in the mob’ and that he was ‘a made guy’ with the mafia but nobody believed a word that came-out of his mouth… [he] was always obsessed with becoming famous and was mad when his audition for Jersey Shore was not successful.”
This guy sure is getting a lot of publicity for someone who tried out for Jersey Shore and was turned down. He may not be able to spin it into a multi-million dollar career like The Situation, but he’ll be able to charge for event appearances after he hits the scene as Snooki’s would-be fiance. Snooki hasn’t given an official response to Jeff’s proposal yet, as that might require being sober longer than she’s willing to tolerate. I hope she breaks it off with him. I doubt she could do much better at this point, though.
Update: Snooki has sort-of responded to this guy’s proposal. She tweeted “Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married!” I’m sure someone sober and with more sense wrote that for her.
This chick makes me laugh. Does she not look like she is about 50 years old? (No offense to hot 50-somethings!) How old is she – in her early 20s? I’ve never seen Jersey Shore….does she look any younger on video? No thoughts on the topic at hand although I’m sure I’ll have to hear about their breakup in a few weeks.
She looks like an old woman. She has the body of an old woman.
LOL @ “squat drunken reality star”.
Is this really what our Country has come to? Someone like this is famous? Really?!
She looks nasty and she is pushing maximum density.
Swine!
Snooki’s boyfriends Ex? Really? So now people twice removed from Snooki warrant stories? Not intended to you CB, I know you’ve got a job to do, and this site sure isn’t the only one talking about this. Just sad in general.
I’m not exactly the thinnest gal in the world, but if I have a day where I’m bloated and my thighs touch, I don’t wear clothing that shows my thighs touching. Its kinda…tacky.
People are fans of this person? WHY?
This guy and his eyebrows can go to hell.
I’ve never seen this show but she ooks me out, big time. I have a feeling she has this horrible, affected accent that makes her even more vile. Am I right?
Whenever I see Snooki, I can’t help thinking Bobby Moynihan of SNL is much more convincing than Snooki herself.
That being said, although I’ve only limited myself to watching 15 mins of this hot mess (the episode where Snooki bemoans the tax on tanning and said McCain would never have let this happen), I conclude that she is as harmless as a glittery butterfly and this dude with the chick last name needs to be stopped. I can’t bear the thought of someone getting famous for boning a Jersey Shore cast member.
And ladies…this Trashy McDouche has no problem licking on her private parts for a wee spot of fame and fortune. So what makes any of you think that Tori Spelling’s husband is in that relationship for anything other than fame and fortune as well???
Go Snooki!!! Dump this loser! You have plenty of time ahead of you to find the right guy!
OMG her thighs are touching. Disgusting…really, people!?
When did Roseanne get extentions?
someone should tell this overly tanned troll that spandex shorts and minidresses are not her friends.
It’s not okay for someone’s thighs to touch? Okay, Snooki is just a big fat NO, but… seriously, thighs touching is bad? Jesus, someone should lock me up in the Fat Zoo because MY thighs touch. COME AND GET ME.
Some of u guys are a$$holes. She does not have cellutlite. She can wear shorts. Most people’s thighs touch anerexic twits.
I had no idea, there were so many bow legged women on this site!
@ Samigirl: Wow. If you’re not the thinnest girl, yet sometimes your thighs touch, how does that make a lot of the rest of us feel? Golly jee, talk about backhanded modesty. And when did “bloat” start affecting legs, anyway?
Shit my thighs touch at the top right under my ‘nether regions’, and am 118 lbs soaking wet. What’s wrong with thighs touching? Silly me I always thought it was a sign that a woman had not yet bore children!?!?!?
I don’t think Orangina is FAT… she’s short, that’s all. And also wears clothes 27 sizes too small, which then makes her looks squeezed and dumpy, but I wouldn’t call this child FAT. I would, however, call her annoying, ridiculous, ORANGE (she needs to stopt that), dim-witted, and drunk. I would say she looks like an unfortunate clown, what with that hair and all that makeup, but fat? Nah. A little round, maybe. But not fat.
Huh, my thighs touch but that could just be because I choose to keep my legs together.
Thighs touching is not disgusting! Get serious people.
Never watched the show or have any intention of doing so. Seeing this 20 going on 50 year old thing is scary enough in pictures without hearing it or seeing it on tv.
She needs to lay off on the tanning booth…. or better yet maybe she could just have a little accident Final Destination 3 style so we don’t have to put up with her being everywhere 😛
everyone’s thighs touch – who cares? but i don’t need to see her cameltoe in spandex shorts or her ass in her minidresses because she is wearing no undies. that is just nasty.
omg she looks a little dumpy around the stomach
but her legs aren’t fat!! THIGHS ARE MEANT TO TOUCH, YOU ANOREXIC COWS!
Bring on the wrath, but I doubt that thighs are meant to touch. Your legs move in opposition to each other throughout the day. It’s doubtful that the human body evolved to have parts rubbing against each other in such a way.
Not to say mine do or don’t, I’m just saying…