– Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Getting Ready For Giving Birth In France [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Star Magazine claims that Brit Brit and KFed have been enjoying late-night phone sex sessions [Dlisted]
– Ryan Reynolds on the cover of the new Men’s Health [Lainey Gossip]
– Hilary Duff’s Allure Is Not So Alluring [Fafarazzi]
– Rapper DMX’s driving continues to be a problem, as the rapper was arrested yesterday evening by Arizona police for driving in excess of 100 MPH on a local highway with a suspended license [Bossip]
– Susan Sarandon: Drugs Are Bad, But Man Did I Love ‘Em [Defamer]
– Pajiba’s Underappreciated Gems: In the Bedroom review [Pajiba]
– Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard took their confident little walker, Ramona, out for a stroll in Brooklyn yesterday [PopSugar]
– How Did Lauren Conrad Get Another Season Of “The Hills”? [The Bastardly]
– Fergie ate shit last night while leaving the Waverly Inn in New York, snapping her ankle in two like a piece of flimsy balsa wood, raining a shower of blood down upon a horrified crowd of onlookers. Well not really, but it kinda looks like that, doesn’t it? [Celebslam]
– Heidi Klum looks sorta freaky in Marie Claire [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– It’s been an ass-tastic week! Too many to smack, so we’re shaking it down to the best… Jennifer Aniston’s Ass vs. Elisha Cuthbert’s Ass [CityRag]
– Here’s a first look at George and Laura Bush, as played by Josh Brolin and Elizabeth Banks in Oliver Stone’s forthcoming biopic on the life and presidency of George Bush [Websters is my Bitch]
– Kelly Osbourne is looking a lot thinner these days. And showing a lot more boob [The Blemish]
– Kim Kardashian and Her Cellulite Treatment [Drunken Stepfather]
– Ashlee Simpson Has Huge Pregnancy Boobs [Yeeeah!]
– For friends Rihanna and Chris Brown are pretty close while at a KFC in Miami on Wednesday. Ahhh, KFC. The crazy romantic lives these rich young celebs live [Hollywood Rag]
– Cindy Crawford fears she missed out on fun when she first made it as a catwalk stunner – because she was too straight-laced and sensible. The supermodel insists she’s wilder now, as a married mom in her 40s, than she was when she became one of the biggest beauties on the planet in her 20s [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Here is Robert Downey Jr making his movie debut at the tender 5 in his dad’s movie Pound [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Indiana Jones and the Fortress of Suckitude [Agent Bedhead]
– American Idol sucks now more than ever [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell because her time has passed and she was drunk for most of it, so now she’s down to the cliché of a clothing line. Except she can’t even do that right so all she’s doing is a line of leggings. A casting call for models went out yesterday, and she’s either so broke or so cheap she expects them to work for free [WWTDD]
– Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton from the other day, promoting her new line of hair extensions for Sally’s Beauty Supply [The Skinny]
– Never mind. Not only does Kelly Osbourne look completely wasted, she also looks like a 12 year old boy [Derek Hail]
– Top 10 Words That Only Exist In Gossip Magazines. Oh, and blogs. [Best Week Ever]
– The woman whom fugitive director Roman Polanski raped more than 30 years ago appeared Tuesday at the premiere of a documentary about the notorious attack [Mollygood]
– Tilda Swinton: The Ice Queen Cometh [Jezebel]
– Unemployed ‘Ugly Betty’ Crew Blame Schwarzenegger For Show’s Move To NYC [ShowHype]