Danielle Staub has been desperately trying to spin her exit from Real Housewives of New Jersey, claiming that she quit and that other networks want to offer her a spin off show on her own. Sources tell Popeater that Danielle was fired after both Caroline and Jacqueline banded together and told Bravo that if Danielle wasn’t fired they would leave. It’s still unknown who exactly will be on the show next season except that Danielle is off for sure. We’ve also been hearing rumors that Teresa will leave due to a conflict with producers over offering her nemesis sister-in-law a spot, failing to let her promote her cookbook on the air, or both.
Teresa recently told In Touch that she forgives Danielle for sending her into a screaming rage multiple times, as if it shouldn’t be the other way around. Teresa might not be so forgiving when she hears this latest news. Danielle told the super classy “Steppin Out” Magazine that she thinks Teresa is an ape. She also went on at length about Teresa’s looks and how she thinks Teresa’s husband, Joe, is cheating on her. What happened to all that crap Danielle always spews about staying positive? Radar Online has this report, and it’s pretty amusing.
RadarOnline.com has exclusive excerpts from her first post-show interview, with Steppin’ Out Magazine, including why she thinks Teresa looks like a character from Planet of the Apes!
“She needs a hairline revision,” Staub told editor Chaunce Hayden. “Planet of the Apes has nothing on her!”
Staub added, “She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like? It’s got to be out of control.”
Here’s a taste of Staub’s comments.
“I would not doubt that for a second. I hear that all the time. I was hearing those rumors before we even taped the show. Joe loves his strippers. Maybe that’s another reason Teresa hates me. She forgets I used to be a stripper. I’m not a stripper anymore. Don’t hate us all.
“If she was making Joe happy maybe he wouldn’t have to go some place else. I don’t know what goes on in their bedroom, but from what I’ve seen, Teresa is not exactly a turn on. Her forehead is disturbing. But it’s not even about her looks.
“Her personality and lack of compassion is what makes her ugly. It’s the way she speaks to her husband and overindulges her children is what makes her ugly. She’s teaching her children to be just like she is. Look at her kids. They’re gorgeous little girls, but their attitudes only show disrespect. I don’t care of that. I feel bad for them. They’re learning what they live.
“The mother is teaching them they are too good for everything except being treated like princesses. But it’s not reality. Teresa, you’re 11 million dollars in debt. How much of a princess can your kids be? Make them work. Give them structure. Her children want to be told what’s wrong and what’s right. They need boundaries and structure. That’s what I do for my kids. I give them structure and boundaries.”
“I said this from the beginning: In time everyone will be exposed. I don’t have to say anything. They’re exposing themselves. Dina is a liar. She lies and all the others swear to it. It’s almost as believable as Teresa’s husband Joe getting drunk after he had his car accident because he needed to calm his nerves. I’m very passionate about not letting him get away with that. I don’t think drunk driving is anything to be made light of. Bravo glorified it and that makes me sick.
“When Andy Cohn brought that up at the reunion and after Teresa told that crazy story he said, “Oh I can believe that.” Um… really? He smashed his car and Teresa claims ten of them shared just one bottle of wine. Meanwhile have you ever seen them without a glass of wine in their hands? But this one time they split one bottle of wine and Joe got drunk after he smashed into a telephone pole. Really?”
[From Radar Online]
Danielle goes on but you get the point. I can’t wait to see Danielle’s Steppin’ Out Cover. Teresa has to be doubly pissed – she was Steppin’ Out’s freaky cover girl in April. She could definitely use a hairline revision, but Teresa needs some more hair to cover up her scary joker mug. Maybe it’s true that Teresa will be off the show soon and we won’t have to be subjected to her two-head much longer anyway.
Header photo from 12/1/09. Photos below from 5/13/10 and 7/6/10. Credit: WENN.com
is there such a thing as a “hairline revision” ???
Danielle should talk she looks like a horse.
LOL I would love to see Danielle say that to Teresa’s face. The best part to me about the reunion was when Danielle pulled out that hair thing and Caroline started laughing. I laugh when ever anyone else laughs. Like if you start laughing I am laughing but Caroline’s laugh is seriously infectious.
Her hairline does bother the hell out of me.
She does need a hairline revision. (yeah, it a real thing… Aniston had it done, for one.) But Miss Low-budget Veneers with her gross sex tape has no room to criticize anyone.
Aniston had a hairline revision? LMAO! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
I’m no Danielle fan, but TG is just a beast!
CZJ also had a hairline revision – if you see some of her first publicity shots you’ll understand why.
POT. KETTLE. BLACK. That’s all I’m saying.
Danielle could use a revision to undo her looking like Fagor from The Neverending Story
“her forehead is disturbing” cracks me up.
All these women are just such a delight. And we wonder why the rest of the civilized world think we’re trash.
I wanna see a cage match between Jafar (Staub) and McGilla Gorilla (Guidice)! Who’s with me?
T’s hairline doesn’t really bother me, at least she’s not bald.
However, Danielle’s checkbone implants, crazy botox forehead, & rodent teeth remind me of Chuckie Cheese ( Chuckilina Sleaze in this case) every time I see her.
JUST SAYIN
Danielle might wanna take a look at her horse face in the mirror. I think she’s a tranny. Poof…Be gone!
I hate both these women but danielle doesnt look much better.
hairline revision is real
a friend of mine had electrolysis to remove her crawling hairline. she looks great
supposedly (sp), Marilyn Monroe had hers done too.
Danielle’s face scars me
True and true.
When Danielle is on the tv i have to turn the channel. She is so mental and her botox and plastic surgery are one of the freakiest jobs ive vere seen. Thersa isnt a looker either but Danielle is scary fugly. Her poor daughters. She is a terrible mother. She brings her kids into every trauma she has and young kids dont need to be a part of that. She is controllng of them and they arent happy kids. Flash forward to one of her daughters writing a tell all about her because she is emotionally abusive with those girls and making themn be part of her drama. The youngest one was in tears not wanting Danielle to meet Caroline but Danielle didnt care at all. She is really messed up.
Danielle vehemently protested she was a stripper when the other ladies said she was. She claimed she was a hostess NOT a stripper. But now she is saying she was stripper? What pills is she popping because she is a nut job on heavy meds.
Jennifer Aniston’s hairline really did change! See before and after photos:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/03/17/jennifer-aniston-is-her-face-melting/
Thanks Epoch for posting the pics, but I don’t see much if any change to her hairline. She might have had other work done. My earlier post refers to someone claiming she actually had a procedure to change her hairline which is nuts since there’s nothing wrong with it, that I can see. TG’s starts in the middle of her forehead,lol.
looked at those anniston pics and i see no change whatsoever?
danielle and teresa – there is a simple solution, albeit old-fashioned. starts with an L and ends in ‘otomy’.
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad Danielle is off the show. i would take Theresa ANYDAY over Danielle. Didn’t Danielle deny that she had facial plastic surg?
to say that theresa looks like an ape is an insult to apes everywhere.
I will say this for Whackadoo Danielle: her kids are great. So respectful of their mom and each other, level headed, affectionate, unselfish, and beautiful. She’s dead on about Theresa’s kids being monsters. So draw from that what you will…but I think it speaks volumes about how toxic each of these women is.
The first time I ever heard of a hairline revision was one of President Lyndon Johnson’s daughters. She had one just before she got married because there was only about an inch of space between her eyebrows and her hairline. I think, at that time, they used electrolysis.
LMFAO! My bf’s ex-wife looks similar to Theresa (but more attractive, I’ll give her that) & apes & back-shaving do come up in conversation on the regular.
Without danielle, there will be no conflict in the show. So it will be boring and pointless. Usually it’s just pointless and mean spirited.
Danielle needs Muppet revision on her face so its about even.
Danielle is not my favorite, but she is right. Teresa and all those other housewives are hypocrites and just plain trash.
Danielle thinks she’s “Cher” but I have news for her: gutter version of Cher.
Yeah like anyone needs to take makeover tips from a psycho GRINCH…… She needs to get over herself already and take a long hard look in the mirror.
The ugly one needs to leave the stupid one alone.
danielle is so insinuating that joe was attracted to her @ the very least. prolly the real reason teresa hates her ass.
Ew, with all her plastic fantastic you’d think Danielle would get a nose job. That thing is huge. Or did she already get one and the original was even worse?
Hairline revisions have been around for a long time. Actress Rita Hayworth had one to make her look less Mexican and more Irish. The studio also dyed her hair red. You can check it out here
http://www.cracked.com/article_17501_5-celebrity-careers-launched-by-ethnic-makeovers.html
biiiig difference!
Don’t you mean danielle looks like the Joker? Look at her! Wait’ll they get a load of me! She’s like Jack Nicholson as the joker, no lie.
She is a psycho.
Planet of the Apes versus Fraggle Rock!
they are both HORRIFYING. its beyond me why people voluntarily watch these woman on tv.
Is Danielle ever going to shut up! Sweetie stretch the 15 minutes out as far as you can, because you were FIRED from Bravo!!!! and by spring time you will be more trashier/skankier than ever because that will be the only way you can make money!!
Danielle is no angel but I’m proud of her for calling out all of these liars!
#33 too funny, too true! Danielle thinks that joker face grin is “impish” and cute. Teresa needs a makeover, Danielle needs a makeUNDER!
I don’t see that much difference in Jen’s hairline. I mean her hair falls the same around her face so I can’t tell what the true shape of her forehead is.
She looks really good in the 2010 pic. And she looked so old in the 1992 one! I think it was the mousy brown hair and the heavy makeup that made her look so old.
Teresa Giudice = ‘Cornelius’ from Planet of the Apes = TRUE!
I think Teresa’s kids are awful. They are spoiled and I would not want to spend any time with them, especially the oldest.
Danielle’s daughters are sweet (on TV), but I think the older one harbors many bad thoughts about her Mom.
And, Teresa’s hairline sucks…I would have it fixed if it were mine.
Danielle, how dare you! HOW DARE YOU! Calling Teresa an ape?
That is an insult to apes!
Truly Teresa could benefit from befriending Rhianna and stealing some of her fivehead.
This is way too funny….What will poor Danielle do now that the Bravo money is gonzo. Yes it made for high drama but toward the end I stopped watching becuase it was beyond cringe worthy. DS’s girls are so level headed and to see them wincing everytime hobag opened her mouth was heartbreaking. I hope thier father steps in and takes them out of that quazi mob-related, stoop to any level, dysfunctional train wreck of a household. If I were him I would be in court demanding FULL CUSTODY. Her eldest daughter Christine has a truly legit shot at becoming a top model….but if you recall the episode when she was walking for fashion week that DS said (paraphrasing) “wherever you go you are going to take ‘Mommy’ with you because I got you this far” Vomit inducing…..where are the authorities???? If this was physical abuse it would be evident , but pshycological can be just as bad and really skew a kid forever…C’mon Daddy…,.TAKE THOSE GIRLS OUTTA THERE!~!!
It’s a real thing. Rita Hayworth had one before she became huge star.
Old rodent face has a lot of nerve talking about Teresa’s looks.
She always looks like she’s smelling something bad.
Someone really should let Danielle in on the expression what, “beating a dead horse” is all about. The show is over–move on. The end!
Scary control-freak Carolyn and her pretend-nice phony sister Dina are behind all the trouble on the show.
They started all of the problems on this tacky show because they were enraged that their wimpy sister-in-law Jackie dared to have a friend away from the wigged out family, and a friend that wasn’t scary-violent behaving Teresa.
The Manzos had it in for nutty trampy Danielle, but she is as tough a broad as they are, and they bit off more than they could chew.
Danielle never backed down nor turned the other cheek or diffused any of the trouble they started with her. And she was right not to.
My favorite episode ever was when Danielle stood up to the entire frightening clan at the end of last year. It was at the restaurant when the entire bizarre Manzo herd showed up and crazed Teresa tipped tables and acted like a psycho.
Danielle barely batted an eye and would not leave the place until she wanted to. No matter what you think of her, Danielle gave these creeps a run for their money.
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