Elle Magazine’s October issue is devoted to the hottest twenty-five celebrities under or around the age of 25 years old. It’s all for Elle’s 25th anniversary. The pictorial is here – it includes people like Megan McCain, Camilla Belle, Mila Kunis, Gaby Sidibe, Amanda Seyfried… and Lauren Conrad (eyeroll). Gaby Sidibe, Seyfried and Lauren Conrad also got their own covers – I guess this revolving cover idea is here to stay. Meh on that. But it was Megan Fox’s inclusion that surprised me. Not that I don’t buy that she’s 25-ish. Technically, she’s “24”. Sure. But good God, that’s a hard, plastic, trashy 24, isn’t it? Here’s what Elle has released:
Megan Fox: Actress, bombshell
Credits: Teen-boy-movie staple; cast as fallen angel in the upcoming drama Passion Play opposite Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray.
On being married: “When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.”
[From Elle]
I can’t grasp that she’s intelligent enough not to need the state’s permission to function outside of an institution. I also think she’s right about people rolling their eyes – but it’s not because she’s married at such a young age, it’s because she’s so f-cking stupid. But I will give her credit for sticking with Brian Austin Green, who is looking kind of fine these days. I think they really love each other, I guess. Whatever.
Here are some adorable photos of BAG and his son Kassius waiting for Megan outside of a nail salon, where she had an appointment.
Photos courtesy of Elle online.
What’s going on with her right eye on that magazine cover?
They’re not rolling their eyes, they’re having strokes.
they’re rolling their eyes alright!
At least they can still roll their eyes,which I highly doubt Megan can still do, due to botox overload.
“it’s because she’s so f-cking stupid.” LOL!
Meghan MooCain is a hot celebrity now? Mega Barf!
I think she’s drop dead gorgeous but she should get rid of the fake smile.
@Denise-That’s the best comment of the day if not the week! 🙂
LMAO at those pics of BAG and his son. His son is adorable but Brian looks like he is gonna kick whose ever taking those pics ass.
I don’t like this photoshoot with Megan. The pics suck and there is no conviction or passion behind her expressions. I would to see Gabby’s pics though. I love her and I am glad she made the cut.
BAG sho does look fahn!
Kaiser, I wish you had shown the other covers. Just because.
Last night on “Top Model” there was a girl who looked exactly like Megan Fox (she was 19, I think). The girl was going on and on about how she was the “prettiest one there” and how they “had to pick” her because she was Ms. Teen Something. The girl was totally annoying from the beginning and when she stood in front of the judges, they were not impressed. In fact, TyTy said, with a smirk “she has a Megan Fox vibe.” I almost fell on the floor laughing when she was eliminated in the FIRST ROUND! Poor thing was stunned.
what happened to her fresh face? Why does she look like she is 35 or 40 when she is but 24?
She did look her age a year or so ago but (oh the irony) the botox/lip collegen overload really ages her. I think she looks 30-something rather than 25ish in recent pics.
@ DizzyBenny
Why , thank you 😉
Megan Fox elicts the eye-rolling reflex.
everyone knows that pavlov conditioned dogs to salivate when they heard a bell. but in a lesser known experiment he conditioned the dogs to roll their eyes when shown a photograph of hammerthumbs mcgee.
The kid is cute he looks like his mom.
I think people are just rolling her eyes because she’s talking, period.
She has gotten very plastic-y looking in the last year or so, shame for her since looks is all she’s got!
Why is she included in that list?
@mln Kassius’ mom is finally back on GH and with Sonny. Woohoo! I just saw Jennifer’s Body, and good God was Megan Fox awful. She made Amanda Seyfried look like Meryl Streep compared to her.
How do you manicure clubbed thumbs? 24 is young but not THAT young. Vanessa Marcil is a hell of a lot prettier than her.
She’s not 24, I’M 24. She’s 30. Or at least that’s what all her plastic surgery is telling me.
I’m sure people aren’t rolling her eyes at her age, but rather that she looks so hard and fake for being so young.
Substitute “young” with “stupid” and she’d be on to something.
@Keyanna, totally agree – Marcil is gorge AND far more interesting.
The only cute pics here are of Brian and his son. 😉
her smile is really odd
I used to think she was really pretty (around the time the first Transformers came out) but the past few times I’ve seen her picture somewhere, it took me a couple seconds to realize who she was. It’s like her face is constantly changing. Someone needs to tell her to leave well enough alone…the more work she gets done, the more generic she looks. Still hot, obviously, but generic.
Now THIS girl is annoying beyond belief. And I will end my lunch break on that note. 😉
I do not think Megan Fox is stupid. She’s just playing the game and trying to survive in a rough business. Your site claims to discourage negativity yet ever comment is negative.
@Denise thank you, I just shot coffee out my nose, I was lmao and still am.
Why is the verb after “Megan Fox” so often “complains”?
@Piggert – It IS celebitchy.com you know.
First off, why does someone so young need plastic surgery like Botox? Makes no sense.
Also, I hate it when people complain but it’s really bragging. Like “I’m so young, people roll their eyes at me when I talk about my husband”. News to M. Fox: that youth doesn’t last forever.
@ Marie
lol!!!!!
Sorry.
😉
I’m 25, and the reason I roll my eyes at this vapid bint has less to do with her age and more to do with her being another one in a seemingly endless line of homogenously attractive American ‘actresses’ that couldn’t spell the word if it was written down for them.
STUPID!!!!!!!!!! Thats all I have to say…
You know, the last time i checked, people get married everyday much younger than her. So maybe, just maybe they are rolling their eyes because she is a no talent, white trash bimbo. Just saying
Aaah, Megan. That’s NOT why they are rolling their eyes…
I totally agree with the commment on how good she looked when the first transformers came out. She was beautiful then but she’s taken plastic surgery way too far and now looks frozen. It’s like Kim Kardashian, started out looking gorgeous and now went too far. Why do they ruin their looks with botox and lip injections? Ugh!
She looks rough for 24. She could easily pass for a hot, middle school mom who’s had too much plastic surgery.
I really tried to give her a chance. I really did. But I just saw Jennifer’s Body and she is such a bad actress. Really. I can’t believe she’s gotten that far just on her looks. It’s really sad. She should take some serious lessons, otherwise I see her career going nowhere fast.
Hang in there, you’ll be an old hag before you know it!
This one and her yap again? I feel like we’ve had a blessed break from her and her endless bitching for a while, but it looks like she’s back.
24? In chronological age, maybe – but in personality and affect, she’s a 45-year-old hard-bitten divorcee from Sparks, Nevada.
BAG has never been quite as good looking as he was pre-facelift.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/06/24/when-your-fiance-is-21-you-want-to-look-21-too/
Shes pretty but shouldnt open her mouth =( not a smart girl
Does anybody else notice her ski-slope nose and sloped neanderthal forehead? Amanda Seyfried has a extremely sloped forehead too.
She’s stupid, that’s right, but I give her another credit: she’ the only one of her generation who has never shown her vagina.
I can’t believe this trick is still around. Anyhoo I completely agree with your write up Kaiser. She’d be lucky if she has 2 brain cells to rub together.
A number of comments: this proves fashion mags are totally in their own world. Megafarse is not hot; the public is over her; news flash Jonah Hex bombed big time, anyone from Elle bring that up. No one cares about Megafarse – she was replaced by an English model with nary a peep. Megafarse is a plastic vapid no talent interchangeable with all the others. Compare megafarse to the 90s supermodels – they were hot, she’s trashy plastic. I still have my cindy crawford and Nikki Taylor swimsuit calenders. I wonder how much megafarse’s people paid or pestered Elle to put her on the cover. She is so done and over.
LOL – I’ve always thought MF would look good dressed in a sack … and now it turns out she has! 😀
They’re not doing it because of your age, moron.
She looks 24 or 25 to me! Who are we to judge Megan, anyway? We don’t live under the same industry as hers. We’re just the public, we’re not celebrities. We don’t know what’s going on in Hollywood – the real deal!
When are her 15 minutes going to be up?
The second last picture looks like one out of a photoshoot for a magazine!
there are a lot of 20-30 year olds that never show their vagina. Fox has done everything but. Ugh if you look at her pics from age 19, you can see A LOT of work she had done. She looks horrible now.
She is just SO stupid – I think Lilo and Brit are even smarter… ummm 24 is mid 20s it is not that young and really it does sound more like bragging. Didn’t Duff, who is only 22, just get married?!
CB, you guys need to post that interview she did about not believing in marriage and that she likely won’t marry LOL. she’s definitely trying to get a new image but it won’t work – she has alienated them too much and is just not smart to achieve the transformation.
I most Definetly agree with you. It’s about time someone spoke their mind.