– Janet Jackson’s curtain dress is seriously the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. And it does something crazy to her boobs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Jodie Foster breaks up with her girlfriend of 14 years [Dlisted]
– Blake Lively at the CW upfronts yesterday wearing a gold dress, showing off a new tan, and looking quite frankly, terribly bland [Lainey Gossip]
– Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer: Name This Couple [Fafarazzi]
– Rihanna was wearing the hell out of a little spandex black miniskirt in honor of her boo Chris Brown’s 19th birthday celebration at Rebel in NYC [Bossip]
– The Fall weaves its terrifying narrative with bizarre imagery and lush fantastic landscapes [Pajiba]
– ‘People’ Unveils Massive Cover Archive Online, All We See Are Fabio’s Pecs And John Travolta’s Quads [Defamer]
– John Mayer And Jennifer Aniston’s Relationship “Killing” Jessica Simpson [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Tom, Katie, and Suri headed to the set of Seven Pounds to catch Connor Cruise in action for his big movie debut [Popsugar]
– Tyra Banks at the “CW Upfront” event at the Lincoln Center in New York. Despite the severe eye shadow, she’s actually looking a little softer than usual [Celebslam]
– Victoria Beckham To Design Clothes For Tom Cruise Flick [The Bastardly]
– Former O.C. actress, Kelly Rowan, gave birth to a baby girl on April 28 in Los Angeles [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Mandy Moore Listens Attentively as Ryan Adams Shares Hair Tips [Websters is my Bitch]
– Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cheesy ass love (Site NSFW)[Drunken Stepfather]
– Evangeline Lilly was on Jay Leno last night and talked about being so cheap that she didn’t want to move out of her mold infested house even though it was making her sick [The Blemish]
– Was Beyonce pregnant at 15? [Yeeeah!]
– Ugly Celebrity Faces. Expect a lot of Renee Zellweger [CityRag]
– Simon Cowell endorses David Cook to win American Idol. I didn’t realize people were still watching that [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Victoria Beckham’s Next Target: Julia Roberts [Hollywood Rag]
– Pete Doherty is scheduled to defend last year’s win at the Celebrity Soccer Six tournament this weekend. Pete can barely walk, let alone run. This strikes me as an incredibly bad idea [Agent Bedhead]
– John Cleese and his wife of 15 years are getting divorced. There is such an intense level of hate between the two that it makes you wonder what the hell they ever saw in each other. Yesterday, in the first skirmishes of the divorce, a judge ordered that she receive about $160,000 a month in temporary support which will be effective until their trial [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Lily Allen went swimming topless at Cannes (NSFW) [WWTDD]
– Photos of the very talented Leona Lewis eating lunch in Soho earlier today [The Skinny]
– Maria Menounos and Blake Lively on the beach together [Derek Hail]
– Stephen Colbert’s Own On-Camera Freakout From The 80’s [Best Week Ever]
– There are times when we ask ourselves, “Who the hell would seek advice from Spencer Pratt?” That’s why his Radar magazine column is so helpful [Mollygood]
– This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Is Dumped; Nicole’s In Tears & It’s Lindsay’s Fault [Jezebel]
– James McAvoy on the cover of Mean magazine [Popbytes]
– Jonah Hill in negotiations to develop ’21 Jump Street’ movie [ShowHype]