If I remember correctly (because I don’t care enough to look it up), I believe Lindsay Lohan’s current drug-testing, peeing-in-a-cup, no-going-out-partying probation/parole is going to be over in November, but only if she behaves herself and continues to test clean. Is she doesn’t test clean, perhaps it’s back in the slammer for her, and this time the taunts of “Firecrotch” will have new meaning, because she actually dyed her weave back to red. So, if Lindsay plays her cards right, at some point in the month of November, she’ll be a free and clear crackhead, minus some pending litigation that will likely be dealt with in civil court. By December, she should be back on her international crackhead journey, stopping by New York City, London, Paris, and… you know, wherever she can get the good sh-t.

So Lindsay has already begun to make plans for her triumphant return. Following the “success” of her cameo at the VMAs opening bit with Chelsea Handler (in which Lindsay’s “acting” and “jokes” were a particular nasty kind of hellish crack trauma), Lindsay has reportedly been in talks to host Saturday Night Live in New York City come December. Oh, God. I hope she’s irrelevant by then.

Lindsay Lohan’s career rehab train may have a stop at NBC’s famed “Saturday Night Live.” Lohan is in conversations to host “SNL” on Dec. 4, according to a source familiar with the deal.

The NBC late-nighter would give Lohan 90 minutes to prove to those who may still care about her career that she is employable after a string of run-ins with the law and rehab stints.

She’s currently on a strict post-jail program in California that requires four psychotherapy sessions, two addiction counseling sessions and five 12-step meetings every week plus random drug testing twice a week. Providing she doesn’t mess up before hand, those rules will be lifted on Nov. 1.

Word of the “SNL” possibility comes just a day after Lohan turned up in a well-recieved taped bit on MTV’s “Video Music Awards,” in which she poked fun at her own life. In the skit, she questioned whether “VMA” host Chelsea Handler had been drinking before the show.

“You think anyone would work with a drunk?” Lohan said, pushing Handler against the wall.

She’s also being chased by the morning news shows, all eager to land the first post-probation interview.

If “SNL” happens, it won’t be Lohan’s first trip to the long-running series. She hosted the May 1, 2004 edition of the program and was back again on April 16, 2006.

In 2006, she poked fun at the tabloid stories revolving around her allegedly bad behavior when, during the monologue, Keenan Thompson walked on stage playing a drunk guy in rabbit costume. She then joked about how he was a role model for children and he should not be drunk on TV.

Given her willingness to be the brunt of a joke on Sunday’s “VMA’s,” it’s likely “SNL” will feed on her recent courtroom and jail shenanigans.

“We never comment on upcoming hosts until they’re announced,” said an “SNL” spokeswoman.

Fresh episodes of “SNL” begin airing Sept. 25 – the show’s 36th season – with Amy Poehler as host and Katy Perry as the musical guest.

[From NYDN]

I only laugh about Lindsay Lohan when the joke is on her, you know? I laughed and laughed when I watched the live feed of Lindsay being sentenced to jail by Judge Marsha Revel, and Lindsay, forever the cracked-out drama queen, had a major hissy fit, sobbing and screeching for the cameras. That was hilarious. Hearing Lindsay make a “joke” about how she’s a f-cking disaster? It just seems sad.