Someone had to say it! And thank God that someone is my best friend, Tim Gunn. Tim’s “Bitches Better Recognize” Tour continues, and in today’s chapter, Mr. Gunn takes on Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan and… Suri Cruise? I accept the criticisms of Gaga, because God knows, she loves it when we talk about her, and anyway, Tim only really says that she’s just copying the meat dress from a trend in the 1960s. The Lohan criticism… well, I could just listen to him talk about Lindsay Lohan all day and night. I want him to talk about her weave. I want him to talk about her lips. But in the end, he only talks about her gig with Ungaro last year. Then comes the segue into Suri Cruise. While I agree with Tim on general principle (I’m always going to be Team Gunn), I’m not sure he should be going so hard on little Suri:

Lindsay Lohan may be working on getting her career back on track, but her venture last fall as the fashion director at Ungaro was ghastly, says Tim Gunn. The “Project Runway” mentor told Billy Bush and Kit Hoover on Thursday’s Access Hollywood Live that Lohan’s collection was a major fashion faux pas.

“Mr. Ungaro is dead and God knows he must have been rolling over in his grave, but I thought, this is one of the last couture houses left in this entire world. Lindsay Lohan is the creative director? How absurd is that!” Gunn told Bush and Hoover of the actress, who once served as a “Project Runway” guest judge. “It would be like asking, I don’t know, like, asking Suri Cruise to pilot a fighter jet.”

Speaking of Suri, Gunn, who just released his latest book, “Gunn’s Golden Rules: Life’s Little Lessons for Making It Work,” fired off on the toddler’s looks and her famous parents.

“Suri is, she’s her mother and father’s dress up doll and I feel in many ways she’s a fashion victim and it’s just very inappropriate,” Gunn critiqued.

As for those kitten heels the 4-year-old has sported, Gunn said those don’t work at all.

“I think it’s unsafe too. She’s a little kid and [she’s] tottering around on these stilettos or quasi stilettos. It’s really inappropriate and I feel bad for her in a manner of speaking,” he said.

While he’s critical of Suri’s outfits and Lindsay Lohan’s fashion gigs, Gunn is less concerned about Lady Gaga and her MTV Video Music Awards meat dress.

“Well, it’s not fashion, it’s a costume and it was meant to provoke, it did, people are talking about it, but do you really want to smell your costume,” the former Parsons New School For Design faculty members said. “I mean, God only knows what it was like.”

Gunn isn’t sure though that Lady Gaga’s fashion forays will continue to move people.

“I have great respect for her talents, I think that this way of presenting herself is going to grow tired and stale eventually, and if it’s about shock value, what’s next? The mind reels when you really think about where it could go,” he said.

[From MSNBC]

See, I think Tim was just bashing Katie and Tom for not saying “no” to Suri, or for even buying Suri those pumps. And they were pumps, Tim, or even kitten heels, not stilettos. Personally, I agree that Katie and Tom use Suri as their little dress-up doll and that they should be saying “no” to her. But I also think that Suri is picking out a lot of her crap – just as Shiloh Jolie-Pitt picks out her tomboy gear. And at the end of the day, who really wants to pick on a little kid for their fashion sense? Especially when we could pick on Suri for choosing all of those horrible outfits for her mom. In any case, Tim better watch his ass, because Xenu is about climb all up in that sh-t.

Header: Suri & Katie in 2009. Credit: WENN.