Jeremy Renner’s GQ photo will give you a hot flash

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I was going to include this new photo of Jeremy Renner from his GQ profile in Hot Guy Friday, but I decided to devote an entire post to it. I mean, Jesus. Hello, sailor. Renner is small, for sure, but he’s giving me a fever. In my pants. Look at his arms!!! Mother of…Anyway, Renner just gave a couple of quotes, but it’s all very sweet – he’s promoting his supporting part in The Town, and most critics say he’s the best part of a very strong film. My little Renner:

“The first one, and the craziest one,” Jeremy Renner is saying, “was Sean Penn. I was backstage at the Palm Springs Film Festival, and it was really dark back there, and he comes over and gets in my face. And he’s like, ‘Dude, you were tremendous in Hurt Locker. You’re going to the afterparty, right? ‘Cause me and you are gonna have a few drinks, and I’m gonna talk to you.’ ”

Most of the past year or so of Renner’s life has been about this weird. An invitation to tie one on with one of our finest acting drinkers? Nuts. This sort of thing isn’t supposed to happen. Not to guys like Renner, nearly 40, previously best known for nothing in particular, drawn to parts in movies about tough-sell subjects like Jeffrey Dahmer and the Iraq war. Guys like that aren’t supposed to end up as leading men in films that win Best Picture, let alone at the afterparty with Sean Penn calling them “dude.”

But dude—Renner was indeed tremendous in The Hurt Locker, playing Will James, a risk-junkie army explosives expert who “saw a little bit” in Afghanistan, who was broken in ways not immediately apparent. We were supposed to wonder, along with the rest of James’s bomb squad, if his scary calm indicated confidence or craziness; the part demanded an unknown quantity with the self-possession of a veteran. Somebody, in short, like Renner, who’d done fifteen years of quality work under the radar, quietly accumulating the kind of on- and offscreen experience that gives an actor a gravitational pull, becoming scuffed-up enough to be believable as a man who’d seen a little bit.

“He’s somebody who audiences aren’t so familiar with that they bring a set of expectations—like, ‘Okay, I know that at the end of so-and-so’s movies, A, B, and C happens,'” says Ben Affleck, who cast Renner in his latest Bahstin crime drama, The Town, out this month. “He’s still really enigmatic and mysterious.”

For now, anyway: As the loose-cannon bank robber who guilts Affleck into One Last Score, Renner steals The Town so decisively the performance qualifies as a heist in itself. And he’s set to play the super-archer Hawkeye in Marvel Films’ 2012 crossover-event movie The Avengers. It’s as close to a sure-thing blockbuster as movies get these days, and it will make him as famous as Robert Downey Jr. and/or the Hulk. Until then, though, he’s not giving up on the home-renovation business that paid his rent when acting didn’t.

“It feels good to have your money invested somewhere else,” Renner says, “and then say, ‘F-ck you, I don’t need your damn movie.'”

[From GQ]

Is anyone starting to feel like Ben Affleck might not be the womanizing piece of crap I think he is? That maybe he’s got a lovely homoerotic streak? Because it takes a particular kind of homoerotic genius to cast himself, Jeremy Renner and Jon Hamm in one film together. Love it!

Celebrities photographed at The Town premiere held at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts, on September 14, 2010.  Among those in attendance:  Jeremy Renner Fame Pictures, Inc

11 September 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Jeremy Renner. The Town Premiere during the 2010 Toronto International Film Festival held at Roy Thomson Hall. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

10 September 2010 - Toronto, Ontario, Canada - Jeremy Renner. The Town Press Conference - 2010 Toronto International Film Festival held at the Hyatt Regency. Photo Credit: Brent Perniac/AdMedia

Photo courtesy of GQ.

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  1. skibunny says:

    I dont find him attractive. He looks like a pug. I know that’s mean to say. Sorry Jeremy.

  2. vic says:

    He’s hot, hot, hot!

  3. Novaraen says:

    His face looks thinner in the GQ ad. Obvious photoshop. But yeah…nice arms!!

  4. Blaster says:

    Kaiser, this is completely off topic, but are you going to write about the video for Taylor “Pantless Brat” Momsen’s band?

    It’s the video to “Makes me Wanna Die”

    Seriously, Can’t Be Tamed is a baby’s fairy tale compared to that video…

  5. esblondie says:

    I like that he’s good looking in a real-dude sort of way. I could even look past him being short (and what’s short? I’m 5’9″, so I prefer them to be at LEAST that, otherwise I feel Amazon.) And I also like that he’s got a home renovation business. That is awesome. That, and the GQ image, just bumped him up my list quite a few notches.

  6. Julie says:

    Jesus NO! The peek of chest hair is ick, and he always look slightly weasel-ish. Plus he’s so short. I also hated The Hurt Locker. I’ll stop now, haha.

  7. Lisa St. says:

    Meh.. not so much

  8. Nanea says:

    Wow! That GQ pic really is something else!

    JR has been on my Hot Guy list ever since Hurt Locker came out, because there’s something about him that is different in a good way, but this? Oh my.

  9. Carrie says:

    I would like to thank Mr. Affleck for the smorgasbord of man that I will be enjoying from my theater seat this weekend.

  10. TQB says:

    LOVE. Also love that he’s a carpenter. Men with hammers… good stuff. I think Affleck’s best trait is his ability to see great things in others. Or the homoerotic thing, whatever, I’m going to see the Town in approx. 5 hours.

  11. tango says:

    I think he’s hotter on film then in photos. I think he’s more attractive when he’s animated. Is it true he’s gay? Not that I care but if so, imagining him making out with any number of the hot guy Friday guys makes me happy.

  12. mercy says:

    I think they made his face narrower and longer in the GQ pic. If you look at other photos, you see the proportions on his face shape is different.

  13. Eve says:

    I agree with Novaraen…not that I’m complaining, he does look hot on that cover (minus the chest hair — I’m not agaisnt it, I just didn’t like the pattern of his in that picture).

  14. Feebee says:

    Wow, he’s almost unrecognisable in the top photo! He looks amazing. I know in the age of photoshop we’re all a little suspicious but I’m still crediting Jeremy + light, makeup and an excellent photographer for such a brilliant shot. There’s something about black and white photography too. Niiiiiiice.

  15. Bodhi says:

    HelLO Nurse!! And he builds houses too?! What?! I love a man who can build me a house… like my husband… :p

  16. Kitty2000 says:

    Love the photo but what the hell is he wearing around his neck? It looks like a pearl/oyster combo, or maybe it’s supposed to represent a clitoris?

  17. Kitten says:

    @ Skibunny-Renner is TOTALLY pug-ish. He is pure pug in The Town (maybe the facial hair mage it worse?), but I still love him, mainly because he does the Boston accent so well. He is also really little and his small stature is emphasized by Affleck’s tallness.
    That being said, I would still hit it like a house on fire.

  18. Jeri says:

    The Hurt Locker is going to be on showtime any day now. I forget the exact day but around the 20th or so, it’s in the listings.

    I like Ben and hope he’s not the womanizing piece of crap that’s rumored.

  19. Attagirl says:

    Now THAT makes me tingly in my lady bits!

  20. mymy says:

    Dare he not wax? And he was great in Hurt Locker.

  21. tar says:

    He doesn’t do it for me in red carpet photos, or candids and such; but he was bringing it hard in the Hurt Locker, and THIS gq picture …. well …. OMG.

  22. gloaming says:

    He looks better in the GQ photo. When he furrows his brows his eyes don’t look as far apart as they normally do. Great actor though……

  23. lolo says:

    @skibunny: you made me laugh so hard! Thanks!!

  24. Tia C says:

    @ skibunny: Couldn’t agree more!

    He’s charismatic and a good actor, but in the looks department – meh, not so much.

  25. LolaBella says:

    I like Jeremy (even though his face does have some weird sort of mushy rodent look to it in the mouth area), but even I have to admit that his face is PHOTOSHOPPED TO HELL in that GQ Cover photo! LOL.

    @meme: Where are you? This is your IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND JEREMY RENNER after all. 🙂

    He has been looking really dapper in the these photocalls for The Town.

  26. jelly says:

    He is such a hottie! So excited to go watch him and Ben this weekend. The fact that he can build things about puts me over the edge too. I think he’s one of the best character actors around today.

  27. birdgherl says:

    SO hot. Too bad he’s 5 feet tall.

  28. Mistral says:

    Cutie.

  29. bleau skye says:

    Umm I kinda glad male chest hair is making a comeback. It’s kinda of sexy.

  30. Chris says:

    I don’t see him as a pretty boy. I see him a seriously talented actor and that carries a lot more weight in my book. Wow, two metaphors in one.

  31. KC says:

    Oh my his eyes…

  32. DiMi says:

    I always think he has a sexy vibe, but they completely reshaped his face – from round to angular – for the GQ pictures, which I don’t think was necessary. I think he’s got the kind of sexy that comes from a personal energy and demeanor (a la Clint Eastwood, who still rocks it) rather than just good looks (a la Brad Pit). And yes, I’m always hearing that he’s gay. Doesn’t take away the sexy for me. He’s got it. I’ll always find pre-plastic surgery Rupert Everett sexy because of his vibe, despite knowing he’s not into ladies.

  33. Missouri58 says:

    OMG its that robot from that oh so boring Hurt Locker. The movie STUNK the actor STUNK.

  34. lucy2 says:

    I just saw The Town, and he was REALLY good in it. I agree he stole the movie, and I bought his character 100%.
    I don’t find him attractive, though the GQ photo isn’t bad.

  35. Chris says:

    The Hurt Locker stunk? But it won the Academy Award for Best Picture and more importantly I liked it. 🙂

  36. Cherry says:

    I remember this dude from that reality show, The It Factor. It was clear he was the stand out talent (even with Lisa Ray in the mix). I think he’s hot mostly for his talent. Hasn’t he hinted he’s bisexual?

  37. kelly says:

    The Hurt Locker did stink- it was surprisingly dreadful, in fact, and I expected to like it. Just went nowhere and got confused on the way and really expected you to bow down after throwing peanuts in your face. Sorry!
    I do sort of both like and loathe this piece. He looks slightly demented, which is usually a plus, but he’s also got that ‘look at me, girls’ constant attention seeking sort of gaze that is offputting. Im thinking he’d be good for three or four on the kitchen table, but you wouldn’t leave your number.
    🙂

  38. Missouri58 says:

    We as a society are brainwashed to believe if something wins an award it must be good. That movie left me completely cold the characters were so week I couldn’t even dislike them I just could feel nothing. I felt the same way about that lame movie called “Terms of Endearmenr” which also won an award. OMG he was in a so called reality show? No wonder I find him a nothing celebrity.

  39. Ruffian9 says:

    He’s a short one, for sure. But a hottie indeed.

  40. Ruffian9 says:

    “We as a society are brainwashed to believe if something wins an award it must be good.”

    Brainwashed? That’s a bit dramatic, dontcha think? I adored The Hurt Locker; Thought it was absolutely brilliant.

    Best pictures I did not think were all that good…Crash (2005), Gladiator (2000), Titanic (1997)…

    Guess I’m only a little brainwashed….

  41. Night100 says:

    I think the perfect side kick lover or mate for Jeremy will be one that doesn’t have an issue with his look, his chest, his arms, his face, his clothes and nor expects him to build them a house. The guy is the perfect man and deserves an equal. He’s a nice guy in person and talented, so nothing less only someone who can grant the same respect. May the best man or woman be so lucky.

  42. Jazmin Escobedo Flores says:

    He is sooo beautiful!!!

  43. chris says:

    he’s my top 3 favorite actors currently… and that isn’t photoshop in the picture… it’s done with a pre-photo shoot regimen..he worked out hard for 6 weeks, then depleted carbs and water out from his system prior to shoot.. like bodybuilders/fitness competitors do to get final cuts shown in their face, body etc..

  44. Rachel says:

    I totally agree with the people who said he looks better animated. I was going to say the same thing. I often think that when I see pictures of him. He’s got a lot of grace/almost ballet-like in some roles/scenes, and I think when he’s getting his picture taken, he doesn’t know what to do, and it all goes out the window. Lolz.

    The GQ shot if hot, though. I agree, very different from his usual look, and I personally prefer the more earthy/blond/boyish routine he has down pat, not the “look at me, I’m a real he-man thing!” I’m all about the short, stocky, cute boys, but not when they try to be something they are not. 😉

    His imdb profile has him listed as 5’10”. Yeah, right. Celebrity heights are always exaggerated. In his case, apparently by quiet a lot!! 😛

    Does he remind anyone else of Castle from the same show in that photo??