Lindsay Lohan is turning 22 on July 2nd, and it seems she hasn’t got enough cash to throw a party. So, she’s asking for some sponsorship for the drugs and booze she’s planning on indulging in. Lindsay’s people have set up a website detailing just what the birthday girl has planned. They’re calling it ‘Lindsay Lohan’s Mo-Rockin’ 22nd Birthday’.
“Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.
“Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake.”
If you do sponsor Lindsay’s 22nd, you’ll get logos on the invite and signage at the venue (a private Malibu mansion). You’ll also get inclusion in the gift bags, inclusion in the media materials, and your product will be placed in a ‘hospitality suite’.
The site also has a link to coverage of Lindsay’s 20th birthday party in Life & Style Magazine. They don’t provide links to pictures of Lindsay stumbling out of clubs, or her mug shot.
I don’t understand why Lindsay Lohan, who has been treated at three different rehab facilities this year, would ask for sponsorship of a party. Particularly when she blew off her 21st birthday party in favor of some time at Promises Rehab facility. If she winds up in rehab again, will the sponsors get their money back? Can’t she do what regular people do – and quite a few celebrities – and just throw her own private party, and pay for it herself?
Lindsay’s movie career is not exactly flourishing (she has one movie this year lined up, and one for 2009) maybe she should just try and lay low for a while, and concentrate on her acting. Otherwise she’s going to wind up begging her mum for some screen time on her reality series.
According to TMZ no alcohol brands will be sponsoring the event. This doesn’t mean that alcohol won’t be served.
Picture note by Celebitchy: Lohan is shown out shopping with her girlfriend on 5/16/08 and shopping in Beverly Hills on 5/15/08, thanks to WENN. Those boots!
Cuh laaaaass eeee
It will be interesting to see which brands – if any – want to have their identity linked with that of the Ho-thief-skank-slut….
I’m sure Whores-R-Us will leap right on this.
You know, I realize I am hopelessly pitiful, but sometimes I don’t even have a birthday party! Oh, they buy me a cake at work and sing a song, but then I go home and just sort of ignore the fact that it’s become an OSHA hazard to put candles on my cake. I might go shopping and say “I’m buying myself a birthday present” but that’s just an excuse and I’d probably buy it anyway. My kids will drop by with cards and gifts and, most important, hugs – and the one kid on the left coast will probably send flowers and call me. But I have truly never felt the need to have a corporate sponsor for my birthday, and I pay for my own pedicures.
But then I’m not a beautiful talented actress like Lindsay would like you to believe she is.
We should form a limited company and help sponsor it 💡
how about “Shaggoff, Deer, Unken & Lush Inc”? 8)
The only sponsors this hot mess needs are of the AA type.
Of course if I don’t know, a suicidal cult wants to do the sponsoring, I am not sure if I would be terribly upset should Linds decide to follow the aliens waiting behind a comet or drink some tainted Flavoraid
It would be great if she would get completely glamourus stuffs like she surely hopes : acne treatment, anti-sweating deodorant, antiacid tabs
Too bad she’s not making enough money to become a Scientologist.
what kind of idiot would want lindsay on any product they are selling apart from spraytan companies?
*sigh*
I hope no one bites. I can’t think of anyone who’d want to be associated with her at this point.
Pah-thet-ic. She isn’t still trying to pretend that she’s clean & sober, is hse?
🙄 She needs an AA sponser!
ah, yes…class all the way.
how “nouve-rich” of her. Simply classless. Very NJ (minus the big hair).
I’m sure Red Dog Beer and Hardees will jump on the wagon. Camel is also considering sponsorship.
Maybe Valtrex and the World Class Tanning Salon, Inc should sponsor the party. Vitamin Water for all the vitamins lost to boozing and snorting would be helpful too..!