– Ashlee Simpson supposedly told wedding guests she’s pregnant [Hollywood Rag]
– Carrot Top is looking all sorts of sexy at the Country Music Awards last night. [Dlisted]
– Lindsay Lohan, Robert Downey Jr. to Present MTV Movie Awards [Fafarazzi]
– DMX gave a fake name to Mayo Clinic doctors who were treating him for pneumonia, in an attempt to dodge a hospital bill. Probably not the smartest idea, when you’re a quasi-barely-used-to-be-famous rapper [Bossip]
– “Diary of the Dead” is dull and occasionally moronic [Pajiba]
– Britney Spears Lets Her Weave Down On Mel Gibson-Funded Vacation, But Who’s The Mystery Man? [Defamer]
– Lily Allen was photographed topless again in France over the weekend, this time while having fun aboard friend Flavio Briatore’s yacht [Celebslam]
– Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal in Malibu yesterday after their romantic reunion weekend [PopSugar]
– Rachel Bilson looking cute at the Rogan For Target Clothing Line Debut [The Bastardly]
– Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiancee Casey Aldridge picked up a new garbage can at Lowe’s in McComb, Mississippi this morning. Yep, that’s right, that’s news today [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Hillary Duff and John Cusack on the cover of Los Angeles Confidential [Websters is My Bitch]
– Get ready, it’s Lindsay Lohan bikini season again (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Petra Nemcova showed up on the red carpet of Cannes for the premiere of Un Conte De Neol Preem looking cleavagey. Yeah, that’s a word as of now [The Blemish]
– Indiana Jones (aka Harrison Ford) Is One Hot Bitch [Yeeeah!]
– Toys That Made You Gay. Shit, I had a Bumblelion. I wonder what that means… [CityRag]
– Heather Mills is set to impart her well being tips to the world – she is releasing a 64-page book entitled Get Healthy With Heather. Just how many fans does she think she has? [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– George Takei is getting married to his boyfriend [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Matthew McConaughey has done the unthinkable and insisted that his chest be covered for his Dolce & Gabbana campaign. What is going on here??? [Agent Bedhead]
– OMG!!!!! Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer kissing!! Somehow this seems wrong to me [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Petra Nemcova forgot something. Perhaps a bra would have been nice [WWTDD]
– Lily Allen Eats Ice Cream & Smokes. Right on [The Skinny]
– I guess Kelly Brook is back with Billy Zane after their little split up [Derek Hail]
– What Sort of People Camp Out For NKOTB? Um, me if I weren’t working [Best Week Ever]
– Life Lessons From The Lohans [Mollygood]
– Dita Von Teese & Dude: Is The Bloom Off The Rose? [Jezebel]
– Mike Myers posters for the MTV Movie Awards [Popbytes]
– Jen falls for John, big time, say pals [ShowHype]