Part of my job here is to look at all of the new photos coming in at various agencies, and decide whether we should use some photos, whether we can build a story around them, whether the fashion is hideous or what have you. Lately, something weird has happened. There are lots and lots of new photos of John Malkovich. Now, this is both a good and bad thing. It’s bad because John has been taking every single gig that’s come to him ever since he basically lost all of his money in Bernie Madoff’s Ponzi scheme. It’s good because, hey, who will say no to Malkovich? He’s still my dream lover. I haven’t even included him on a Hot Guy Friday, that’s how personal this crush is to me – I don’t want to share him. I love him. He was maybe the first actor I truly had feelings for.

Anyway, Malkovich is going to be everywhere this fall and winter, and probably beyond that to. In addition to appearing in Jonah Hex earlier this year (for real), he’s got several more releases this fall, including his supporting part in Secretariat and Red, and he even took a part in next year’s Transformers 3. I hope Malkovich is getting paid big-time for this stuff – and considering most are big studio ventures, he probably is.

Anyway, I could only find this one minor little interview from My Malky – he’s talking about his parts in Red and Secretariat, and how he’s totally fine with guns: “I don’t particularly own guns and I don’t have any intention of buying one, at least in the foreseeable future. I treat them they way I treat a horse, kind of fun but also dangerous. With the emphasis on dangerous. I’m an American so I’m happy as anybody to squeeze off a few rounds!” Eh. Here’s the trailer for Secretariat… for those who never thought they’d see the day when Malky would make a Disney movie.

Header: Malky on Sept. 18, 2010. Credit: Fame.