– Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards are at it again… again… again [Lainey Gossip]
– Britney Spears is in talks to star in a huge concert at the Palms in Vegas. The deal is set to be worth $10 million [Dlisted]
– Speaking of Britney, she’s dancing, making the people fat [Fafarazzi]
– In Ray-J’s recent interview with Essence Magazine, he talks about everything from sex tapes to Whitney [Bossip]
– Hangover Theater: “Lake Placid” review [Pajiba]
– The 25 Least Funny People In America. That’s right Rob Schneider, we’re talking to you [Defamer]
– Beyonce To Do New Bond Song [I’m Not Obsessed]
– David Beckham still has a wandering eye [Celebslam]
– The Hills Are Alive and Heating Up Maxim [PopSugar]
– Bar Rafaeli Does A Photo Shoot In Cannes [The Bastardly]
– Sheryl Crow Talks Breast Cancer Awareness And Life On The Road With Wyatt [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Asshole Patrol: Ashton Kutcher, Joe Francis, Wilmer Valderrama share a meal. Terrifying pictures included [Websters is my Bitch]
– Derek Jeter is dating Minka Kelly [The Blemish]
– Ivanka Trump pointing her nipples all over the place (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Nick Nolte in the Land of Oz [CityRag]
– Aaron Carter joining the next season of “Celebrity Rehab” [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Scarlett Johansson Says She’s a Decent Singer. Unfortunately, the critics seem to disagree. En masse [Hollywood Rag]
– Josh Groban’s Panda Sex Song [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Lindsay Lohan was mistaken for Courtney Love at Cuvée Café in LA [Agent Bedhead]
– Country/Christian music singer Steven Curtis Chapman’s 6-year-old daughter was died yesterday after her older brother accidentally ran her over with a car [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Sometimes you think Juliet Lewis is strangely attractive, but then you see her looking like she does here on a yacht outside Cannes and you snap back to your senses [WWTDD]
– A slightly plastered-looking Mischa Barton and boyfriend Taylor Locke were spotted arriving back at their hotel last night, carrying an expensive bottle of tequila with them [The Skinny]
– Kristin Bell has a tiny ass. Seethe with envy [Derek Hail]
– Ever Wonder What A Doggie English Tea Party Would Look Like? Me either, but here you go, nonetheless [Best Week Ever]
– An Open Letter To Ken Paves [Mollygood]
– Lindsay Lohan To Sam Ronson: “That’s Not What You Said Last Night!” [Jezebel]
– Gisele Bundchen in Boston [Popbytes]
– David Cook ‘The Time of My Life’ song premiere [ShowHype]