Lindsay Lohan gets called out for crack-hustling photos of her SCRAM

40913, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. Lindsay Lohan, holding onto a big bulge in her pocket, is seen leaving the LA courthouse following her court hearing. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to wear a SCRAM bracelet after her hearing today with Judge Marsha Revel. SCRAM bracelets are electronic devices worn around the ankle to monitor alcohol use by criminal defendants, probationers, or parolees. The bracelet can detect traces of alcohol thorough the wearer's perspiration. The actress was ordered to appear after missing a mandatory hearing for failling to complete alcohol education classes imposed for a 2007 DUI case. Lindsay missed last week's hearing after her passport was allegedly stolen from her hotel room whilst she was in the French resort of Cannes publicising her Linda Lovelace biopic. Judge Marsha Revel also ordered Lohan to attend one alcohol education course a week aside from wearing a SCRAM bracelet, as well as refraining from drinking alcohol and undergoing random drug testing. Photograph: James Breeden / Nathanael Jones, PacificCoastNews.com

Note: All of the photos on this post are from me typing in “scram” into the photo agency’s prompt. They’re all of Lindsay Lohan, and they’re all, like, her WORST photos. Love it. Anyway, regarding Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet. We all know that the judge ordered Lindsay’s SCRAM back on after her hours-long detention in jail on Friday. TMZ had quotes from one of Lindsay’s friends about the SCRAM within hours: “She hates that f**king thing.” Poor crackhead! Woe is the entitled sociopath. Anyway, it seems that in addition to checking out a movie at 2 a.m. and deigning to visit a homeless shelter, Lindsay also spent the weekend hustling. Hustling for money – she was trying to shop around the “first” image of her new SCRAM, but no major photo agency wanted anything to do with her. So poor Lindsay had to go budget, and sell her photos for $10,000 to an also-ran agency (the photo is here).

While Lindsay Lohan did good by visiting a homeless shelter in L.A. over the weekend, she was quietly shopping around a photo of herself wearing her SCRAM bracelet days after leaving jail.

“Lindsay Lohan was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet,” a reliable insider tells UsMagazine.com. “All of the major players passed, and she ended up doing the setup with a small agency.”

Adds the source, “She was pimping it out all weekend, looking for 10 grand, but who wants to deal with that headache?”

The 24-year-old Lohan – who is expected to return to rehab very soon — is due back in court Oct. 22 after admitting that she failed at least one random drug test in her three-year DUI case.

[From Us Weekly]

Hustle, crackhead. Pimping SCRAM pics is somehow better, in Lindsay’s mind, then actually doing some actual work to get clean or take responsibility or actually be authentic about your desperate situation. And I love that a publication like Us Weekly has really starting calling her out – they’ve really been climbing up Lindsay’s ass lately, and it’s about damn time.

16605, MALIBU, CALIFORNIA - Monday May 24, 2010. Photograph: Symons, Johnstone, PacificCoastNews.com

40970, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Tuesday May 25 2010.  Photograph: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Actresss Lindsay Lohan celebrates her birthday at Colony night club on July 2, 2010 in Hollywood, CA (photo by mca / Meet The Famous) Photo via Newscom

42065, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday June 28 2010. Lindsay Lohan pops into Rite Aid in Hollywood to pick up some over-the-counter medication - Rotho, eye drops which relieve irritated, dry, red eyes. Lilo was wearing an interesting ensemble including black sequined hotpants paired with a Harley Davidson t-shirt and knee high boots. The combination of the shorts and the black boots, which help to hide her SCRAM bracelet, exposed her fake-tanned legs. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

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  1. dorothy says:

    Loser, has been.

  2. Lita says:

    I *still* reckon Dina’s sure that Lindsay wouldn’t get this treatment if she were one of the ‘regular people.’

    And she’s right – just in an ironic way.

  3. YT says:

    Poor Lindsay. Always complaining about the paparazzi attention while she speed-dials them to document her every move. Hope the agency who paid for the photos got a bargain-basement price.

  4. Ruby Red Lips says:

    These photos are so staged, Lindsay is so stupid to think that people might believe she is having a casual day with her sis drinking water and reading scripts…

    Think her ‘star’ may be plummeting to earth, and think this may be the only thing that will poss save her from herself, when the paps are gone – what does she have left?!

  5. Innocent says:

    I think US weekly is calling her out because her friends and sister completely discredited their story about her drinking jack and coke while tweeting about failing her drug test.
    I guess she has to somehow make money now she is going back to rehab until her court date which will guarantee that she doesn’t violate her bail conditions.
    Likely get sentenced to 30 days and be out in hours.

  6. Bot says:

    TMZ said that she would be checking herself into rehab yesterday. Has this happened yet? Or is she just trying to tease that story for days?

  7. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Innocent, I think it’s likely she’ll be sentenced to time served. But I also think she’ll fail again or set off the SCRAM before 10/22. Maybe then the judge can send her to a lock-down, regular people rehab.

  8. bagladey says:

    Oh oh, no more press and no more money for Lindsay? That’s just what I ordered for her.

  9. Samigirl says:

    @lita…maybe YOU should go talk to white oprah. You are right on the money, sister.

  10. Innocent says:

    @dread pirate cuervo
    I think she will be sentenced to 30 days for failing the drug test because that is what her probation states.
    A 30 days sentence translates to hours or days but definetly less than a week.
    I don’t think she will violate because then she actually will be in jail until the hearing and before she was bailed out she was facing 30 full days.
    The Judge also said he was looking at her attendance for the 11 weekly court ordered appointments i’ll be shocked if she hasn’t missed any.
    I bet everyone is wishing she stayed clean until November 1st including the D.A.

  11. LittleFATMe says:

    Flippin’ LOVE the first photo – sick, just sick!

  12. Paul E.Stanley says:

    @Innocent

    “I think US weekly is calling her out because her friends and sister completely discredited their story about her drinking jack and coke while tweeting about failing her drug test.”

    I don’t think the Lohans could discredit anybody because they are a discredit to themselves.

    It have proven time and time again that they lie about everything.

    But go ahead and keep drinking the Lohan KoolAid. By next week Lindsey will be busted for something else. How will you defend her then?

  13. logan says:

    Here’s hoping they never sentence her to wearing nipple rings. My eye sight is bad enough, don’t want to be blind.

  14. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Here’s hoping she will one day fade away into the shadows, never to be seen or heard from again. I am so sick of her, its not EVEN funny.

  15. original kate says:

    lindsay is morphing into elvis, circa 1976.

  16. She looks pretty in the new scram pic on TMZ, how does she go from bloated one day to pretty the next?

  17. Shanzy says:

    It looks like she’s passing gas in the first pic!

  18. la chica says:

    i guess e-trade didn’t pay off that much.

  19. mollination says:

    What. Happened. To. Her. Face?

  20. CB Rawks says:

    “While Lindsay Lohan did good by visiting a homeless shelter in L.A.”

    As a morbid curiosity? An example of how not to live your life? I guess that could encourage the homeless to fight tooth and nail to be nothing like Lindsay.