George Clooney got new teeth


The people at WENN put together a before and after comparison of Clooney’s teeth, and it looks like he got a full set of veneers. They’re kind of fake-looking to me, but it’s a bit better than his look before. I wonder if his now ex girlfriend, Sarah Larson, convinced him to get dental work. She seems like the type who would think big fake teeth are attractive.

Clooney is shown on 5/6/08 signing autographs after his birthday party at Bungalow 8. He looks like he got the work sometime last month, because photos in April have him with his “before” teeth. I looked through a lot of red carpet photos and he seems to have been self conscious of his teeth because he usually poses with his mouth closed. He is also shown on the Italian talk show ‘Che tempo che fa’ on 4/10/08.

(Someone on Oh No They Didn’t noticed George Clooney’s new teeth last week, but I didn’t get to this story and may as well cover it now.)

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  1. Desiree says:

    Oh no!

    I never thought he would do THAT. He is no 16 y/o Hillary Duff, nor a person with crooked teeth, nor a man that is afraid to age…. oh wait.

    It actually looks like he got his dentures now.

  2. Devilgirl says:

    Great new teeth AND balls, all in the same calender year!

  3. JayBird says:

    I traditionally celebrate a breakup with new teeth too.

  4. Enonymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAH, Oh I can not stop laughing. πŸ˜† Stupid old man. As I always said, George Clooney seems to be stuck in that middle age phase for years now and it does not seem that he will get out of it any time soon. Pathetic.

  5. Kaiser says:

    Now all he needs is a new tramp. I’ll bite the bullet on this one, girls. Pick me! Pick me!

  6. Nan says:

    Big woop! So he got new teeth. Good for him. All the better to pick you up with, my dear.

  7. AC says:

    is it that bad to get new teeth? His old ones were pretty small and yellow. I think its strange that he got them now instead of say, when he was younger but… whatever! doesn’t bother me at least.

  8. Leandra says:

    I think he just plain and simple got bored with Sarah. I hope he cut her loose with some cash at least for spending a whole year under rickety old bones.

  9. Kaiser says:

    Leandra, I think Clooney is a “bottom” – but, yeah, I pretty sure Larson got paid. I think that’s the appeal.

  10. Codzilla says:

    I can’t deny it: I think George is the hottest piece around. Aside from my husband, of course. And Clive Owen. And that guy who played Mark Anthony in the HBO show “Rome.”

  11. daisy424 says:

    Enonymouse; when you age, so do your teeth, why not improve? No different than make up, hair dye or nip tuck. Wait until age catches up with you…. What a difference!! Looks great George!

  12. Enonymouse says:

    daisy424, you are right, there is nothing wrong with improving yourself if you wish to. However, with George Clooney, everything about this guy screams desperation of him trying to hold on to his youth (in his appearance and in his behavior) for dear life.

  13. LiLi says:

    his old teeth seemed ok except the color
    why didn’t he just get them whitened?
    do veneers stay on forever?
    jaybird’s comment is the best

  14. elisha says:

    This is hilarious.

  15. Nikki says:

    Jaybird’s comment made me LOL.

  16. gekazoid:P says:

    How did he get those ?! Did he like…pull ou all of his real teeth and now wears denchers or somthing? Seriously..I wanna know.

  17. brent says:

    Its the business of looking your best, so why wouldn’t he get the teeth done.
    Not like he’s a fat troll on the Internet stalking is every move on the net.
    What’s some nuts, or I mean, :mrgreen: A Nut.

  18. Little Hutt says:

    Damn, what’s up with celebrities and their teeth? The result is nice on George, but still it was not shocking before.

    I miss David Bowie’s original teeth, they gave him extra charisma.

  19. Guest says:

    Sorry but this man is gay. I really believe that he uses women to cover it up – false relationships. He was just in mexico with the boys. I’m sure he was!

  20. Guest says:

    Can hardly wait until one of his girls gets pregnant! Or maybe he has been fixed so it won’t happen! Who knows.

  21. kate says:

    he can nibble on me anytime with his old or new teeth!

  22. Barbie says:

    I think it’s great that George got his teeth veneered. I’d do it too if I could afford it and I’m waaaay older than he is!

  23. MsMichelle315 says:

    Veneers run about $2,000 per tooth. There was nothing wrong with his teeth to begin with, if he had just gone and had them whitened. I think they fit his face perfectly and made his lips appear fuller. Imagine all that money spent on teeth! What a waste, when he’s already got one foot in the grave at his age. He should have donated that money to more needy people, like the ones in New Orleans. I would love for celebrities and pro athletes to HAVE to donate a HUGE amount of their annual earnings to a charity or to help people in need-since we are the ones who got them where they are, after all.

  24. Tina says:

    I think he looks good! And if he feels good than that’s all that matters πŸ™‚

  25. Kat says:

    The teeth are okay. He looks good both ways, old or new teeth. I just hope he doesn’t show up with a earring next.

  26. Frenchie says:

    Georges had to have his teeth replaced because he was grindind teeth at the paparazzi mess for his neighboor Britney. Plus he had too many free Nespresso and couldn’t whiten anymore.

  27. lady garden says:

    Toothy tile!

  28. countrybabe says:

    I thought he had his teeth done years ago like they all do. Leave it to Celebitchy to point out something like that.

  29. countrybabe says:

    I never thought he looked like Nick Clooney, but he does in those bottom photos. Wasn’t his mom a beauty queen, I’ve never seen her.

  30. kit says:

    He just needed a good whitening. I preferred his original look to the denture look.

  31. Judith says:

    I think he looked better with the orginal teeth….and I wondered too why he didn’t just whiten them….would have been the less expensive route. LOL

    The new teeth make his face look wrong. I also agree with the person who pointed out that he was having trouble dealing with age. It’s not an uncommon thing for someone to have issues relating to age. I’m surprised he hasn’t colored his hair.

  32. british bitch says:

    “Denchures” LOL! I donΒ΄t like chiclet teeth. Americans are soooo fake.

  33. Kevin says:

    and brits are so smelly and hygenically challenged.

  34. roxy says:

    He’s not even good looking. When are women going to learn George has made it very clear he isn’t going to marry ever. These chicks think they will be “the one” aren’t listening to what he is plainly saying. Women put 2 and 2 together. He will get rid of you because you got “too old” after a year. Get it????? women should date younger men. At least you know they aren’t only in it for looks. The old geezers dating women 8-13-20 years younger will want to trade in because they are VERY concerned with looks. Don’t think it will happen to you? Don’t count on it. Yep you too. stop prostituting yourselves and get a job.

  35. cheryl says:

    Have you ever considered that at a certain age your teeth do start to wear.
    With the teeth that he had prior to the veneers they were certainly nothing to write home about and quite small yellow and well not too good to look at, and being a high profile celeb. doesnt this say something about his personality.

    I went to the dentist the other day for a check up Im 46 and he said that unbewnowns to me that I grind my teeth at night and had worn the enamel off the back of my 4 top front teeth and it would only be about 6 months until the nerves came through. So I had to have veneers and my teeth are ok to look at but if I had his money I would have done the whole lot like he did, Im sure that there was an underlying problem. Just look at the guy nothing has ever been done to his face and if you think he is going through a mid life crisis look again…..he aint and he never will. πŸ˜€

  36. ghjghj says:

    So what?! I’m certain he could afford to pull every tooth in his head and replace each one with a 10K implant if he wanted. Well prob not when you get that much wealth he prob got a pre-release stem cell fix with complimentary take home morphine so he won’t even feel teething. They might have thrown in a kilo of coke to put on the skin so you don’t even feel the needle prick.

    How I envy the top 1% $$ holders. Back to rearranging my portfolio,clipping coupons and spending 3 hours shopping for the lowest prices for lesser but acceptable quality goods.

  37. Hey, well at least they look nice.

  38. snorkey says:

    well, well, well. i thought i was the only one astute enough to have noticed for yrs. george would hold back on a full toothed smile cause it made him look DOPEY and the media would comment on what a smile george had and i’d laugh. then noticed him on larry king and saw it. and, oh boy did i think iwas just the best until i read all this. well, i don’t watch very much about STARS and now i see how ignorant i am about them.

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