Tom Cruise is shirtless again, still oddly lumpy & strange

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Last week, when the world got to see photos of Tom Cruise on the set of Mission: Impossible 4, many of were slightly disturbed. First of all, I just want to say – I do think Tom is a very nice-looking man for his age. When he’s all cleaned up and in a suit, he looks really nice and handsome. But now that we’ve seen what Tom – at the age of 48 – looks like shirtless, I think many of us wish we could “unsee” it. Because Tom is disturbingly lumpy. At first I just rolled my eyes with the idea that Tom had gotten lipo, but now I’m beginning to wonder if you bitches were right. Is it bad/weird/budget lipo?

So these are new photos of Tom, once again shooting what looks like the same scene as last week – Tom, on the side of a building… shirtless. We’re getting to see his odd lumps (as opposed to his “lovely lady lumps” I guess) in profile. Look at what’s going on around his rib cage! What IS that?

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Sigh… does anyone else feel sorry for Tom sometimes? He wants so badly to be beloved by the public once again. And beyond the Xenu and the couch-jumping and the weirdness and the Kate-Bot, is he really so bad? We have much worse “movie stars”. At this point I’m hoping Mission: Impossible 4 is a big hit for Lumpy. He wants it so much.

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Tom Cruise on October 7 & 11, and on Sept. 29, 2010. Credit: Fame and WENN.

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  1. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I can’t see him as “handsome” or “attractive” ever again.

    not when I know what’s lurking beneath…

  2. Mistral says:

    That’s interesting…Maybe it is some strange shadow effect?

  3. Team Bethenny says:

    It’ll be interesting to see how they edit that footage for the film.

  4. Eileen says:

    Yuck it looks like a botched lipo job.

  5. Kitten says:

    I think it may be a weird angle. I’m not a fan but I think he looks decent for his age.

  6. Just a Poster says:

    Kaiser please for the love of god..MAKE IT STOP!!

  7. Belle Epoch says:

    #4 Agree!

    lipo + Old Man Belly = ewwww

  8. kloops says:

    Yep, I agree, the bad lipo isn’t aging well and is a huge distraction.

  9. JM says:

    Chris Rock had a bit back when the whole Superbowl “wardrobe malfunction” happened.

    20 year old T!tties: Community T!tties
    40 year old Titties: Your man’s T!tties

    The same should be applied to men over age 45. Anyone remember Arnold Schwartznegger’s bikini beach shot? SCARY!
    Yes, Tom is in good shape for his age but he has to be. However, it looks almost as if his skin was pulled to the side. Please Tom, keep it under wraps.

  10. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Its the alien in him trying to escape!

  11. Statler says:

    Aww, someone wants to be included in Hot Guy Friday!

    Seriously though, I’ve never had a problem with him. Quite the opposite really- he’s provided everyone with some truly inimitable entertainment over the years, and I appreciate that. So I guess I’m kind of rooting for him too, in a way. (NOT for HGF though, obvsly.)

  12. Jillian says:

    Total old man body.

  13. Bodhi says:

    It reminds me of Tara Reid’s gross stomach

  14. Tia C says:

    It does look like he got some bad lipo, a la Tara Reid. Other than that, he just looks like your average reasonably fit middle aged man. Even the famous can get a little flabby with age.

  15. Nanea says:

    I third the Tara Reid kind of lipo gone wrong.

    Crazy Cruise is a pathetic little creep.

  16. mln says:

    I am 50/50 on the lipo or not because that really is how some men age. Old Skin looses elasticity it may just be that he hasn’t bothered to have anything done to his belly which is why its showing his real age. I feel bad for the guy because he really is talented but his personality hasn’t aged well.

  17. cantbelievethis says:

    ‘Kaiser please for the love of god..MAKE IT STOP!!’

    I’m with Just a Poster. PLEASE make it stop, my eyes are burning.

  18. flourpot says:

    Belly buttons don’t stretch like that on purpose. Somethings up. I vote some sort of twisted plastic surgery.

  19. wunderkindt says:

    There went my lunch.

    THANX A LOT KAISER!!!

  20. ~M says:

    I still like him.

  21. Riley says:

    I am really surprised somebody is putting money up to fund a MIIV. Didn’t the 3rd one bomb?

  22. NancyMan says:

    I bet that will use a vast array of special effects to fix that chest in post production. My Dad is in his 60s and his chect is way better looking than that.

  23. MrsKrabapple says:

    Great. Now I have to gouge my eyes out with a fork. Thanks a lot.

  24. Candice says:

    Maybe its for the film? His torso does look strange.

  25. texasmom says:

    I don’t like the view at all, but you know what? I am his age and you’d all be way more traumatized if you saw me shirtless!!

  26. Weeble says:

    I never found him handsome, so him being shirtless means nothing to me. He’s a good actor, though. And I don’t think his body looks that horrible. I’ve seen much worse for that age range. At least “When are you due?” doesn’t come to mind when I see him shirtless.

  27. Diva says:

    Looks just like that Schwarzenegger beach pic from a few years back.

  28. OhCamille!'r says:

    I’m on the fence about the lipo too, but his stomach is so botchy looking. I can see there is muscle, but he looks lumpy too, and in the wrong places. He looks kind of irregular. Having said that, not everyone looks the same…idk

    I agree he’s been a really good actor, but I can’t get past the fake wife thing. I still watch his movies when they’re on tv.

  29. serena says:

    I hope it too.
    He may be done some mistakes, but who doesn’t? Tom seems a nice guy, and he deserves to be loved by the public one again, like it was in the past.

    Anyway something’s really wrong with his body.

  30. Susan says:

    There is only one word for that: wonky.

  31. hmm says:

    Two words as to why I want Mission Impossible 4 to be successful: Josh Holloway.

    Tom Cruise needs to pull himself out of FantasyLand and look in the mirror.

  32. Wanda says:

    There is something odd about his chest. I’m not sure what it is.

  33. albeli says:

    Old man body + bad lipo. Gross!

  34. P.M. says:

    On the side shot he has an indentation a few inches wide that is definitely not normal. And his right man boob hangs a little lower than his left. If celebrities like him can get bad surgery God only knows what lesser mortals like us could end up with. Scary.

  35. SuperSleuth says:

    I’m with you, Praise.

  36. la chica says:

    nothing that some photoshop and editing can’t fix before the movie release. lol

  37. original kate says:

    funky lipo and bad, bad hair.

  38. My2Cents says:

    At least he has still got great hair for a bloke. I think the first two are just weird angles and the topless shot looks like he is about to or just has twisted his torso.
    Come on he does look ok for his age.

  39. cruiz2 says:

    “…but I can’t get past the fake wife thing”.

    Not a Tom fan, but I think hitching up with dumpy, no talent wife was his demise. Should have left that one alone and moved on.

  40. St. Louis says:

    Niecy Nash just said “put on your blindfolds and CLOSE your eyes.”

  41. Chessie says:

    His lipo is bad enough… but what’s with the wonky eyes?

  42. Ellen Smith says:

    He looks totally deranged in the gray sweatshirt photo.

  43. RHONYC says:

    i watched ‘minority report’ on cable over the weekend and his chest looked exactly the same as in these pics. so, maybe not lipo cause that movie was like done in ’02.

    dope a%s movie btw. 🙂

  44. EMV says:

    He went to the wrong plastic surgeon…

  45. bill says:

    he looks wonderful. you guys are just mean. I won’t ever come back to this site again.

  46. Mandhy says:

    nice wig!! BAD ABS!

  47. Jaxx says:

    I will never love him again. He has weirded me out too many times. And he should keep his shirt on from now on. So glad to see a man struggling with aging for a change. He isn’t aging well. Those boyish face ones never do.

  48. JudyB says:

    It looks like a six-pack that fell apart? Do they make “six-pack” implants? If so, he should have them removed.

    I used to be a fan, but I got turned off when he divorced Nicole Kidman and hooked up with a little girl. I thought he had more integrity than that…bottom line, Dude, put your shirt back on!