“Raccoon McPantless is a morose, hardcore lumberjack” links

Oct. 8, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - TAYLOR MOMSEN.on the set of''Gossip Girl'' on water st in Dumbo.Brooklyn 10-8-10. 2010..K66870JBB. © Red Carpet Pictures

Raccoon McPantless is a lumberjack. [Celebuzz]
Katherine Heigl thinks her problem is “tone.” Nope, it’s that she’s an ungrateful, nasty, unprofessional bitch. [LaineyGossip]
Matt Damon talks about his 40th birthday celebration. [Pop Sugar]
The Obama Streaker: really, people? [Dlisted]
Awesome Mad Men recap (spoilers). [Gawker]
Suri Cruise doesn‘t have to walk, but she does have to hold her own ice cream. [A Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga was in an episode of The Sopranos! [IDLITW]
Shauna Sand wore panties at the pumpkin patch, thank God. [PopBytes]
Was Kim Kardashian‘s “attack” just a stunt? [Yeeah]
Lindsay Lohan is still blaming her daddy for all of her problems. [The Blemish]
M. Night Shyamalan compares DVD extras to vaginas. [Agent Bedhead]
Cutie Dave Annable is now married. [Bitten and Bound]
Would it kill MK and Ashley Olsen to just throw on a pair of jeans? [ICYDK]
Posh Beckham more powerful than the Queen? Um. [PopEater]
Jared Padalecki making his “Blue Steel” face. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Miley‘s inappropriate writhing video has been pulled from YouTube. [LimeLife]
“The Hottest UK Redheads” – except Isla Fisher is a Kiwi, right? Are we just going with “Gingers in the Empire”? [Pajiba]

45883, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Friday October 8 2010. A leggy Taylor Momsen dressed in tartan chic wearing thigh high boots films Gossip Girl in DUMBO ( Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass), Brooklyn , New York. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

45883, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Friday October 8 2010. A leggy Taylor Momsen dressed in tartan chic wearing thigh high boots films Gossip Girl in DUMBO ( Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass), Brooklyn , New York. Photograph: PacificCoastNews.com

Oct. 8, 2010 - New York, New York, U.S. - TAYLOR MOMSEN.on the set of''Gossip Girl'' on water st in Dumbo.Brooklyn 10-8-10. 2010..K66870JBB. © Red Carpet Pictures

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  1. Jean says:

    Will there not be a VSM today?

  2. Praise St. Angie! says:

    JESUS H…

    wtf is wrong with Shauna Sands?

    I’ve seen that “skirt” that she’s wearing in the costume/role-playing section of my local “adult bookstore”.

    I pity her poor daughters.

    (and who is plastic surgery victim she’s with? EGAD, that is a SCARY looking…woman?)

  3. Kaiser says:

    Jean – Whoops! I king of forgot about VSM. Maybe I’ll figure something out for tomorrow. VST, I guess!

  4. Sarah says:

    McPantless is actually a good looking girl without all that funk on her eyes.

  5. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    I didnt even recognize Racoon Mcpantless without her zombie crack head looking make up on.

  6. Raccoon Princess says:

    That raccoon should be prettier than she is. There’s something odd about her face shape.

  7. Ms_Fu says:

    I can’t help but wonder what this girl’s relationship with her father is like. Sometimes girls act out like this because they have Daddy issues.
    I really wish she would dress better, though. She is a really beautiful young lady.

  8. la_chica says:

    She looks like a Real Housewife of Orange County. No wonder she wears so much makeup.

  9. buenavissta says:

    She’s actually quite pretty when she doesn’t take the Sharpie to her face.

    Hey Kaiser, colour yourself Canadian today and call it a holiday for VSM. Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Canucks!

  10. Justez says:

    Aw! I love me some Jared Padalecki

  11. california angel says:

    Wow she looks a bit Blondie throwback in that last pic!

  12. B says:

    Ohh, now I see why she ‘raccoons…she’s just your average, cute teen trying to balance out her face, look older and look like she’s sexy & edgy. Hmmm. BIM (barf in mouth)

  13. Mistral says:

    Good list on Pajiba. I think red heads are adorable (especially little kids). Dark red hair is especially gorgeous. And freckles are so cute. Freckles shouldn’t be bleached out. Remember Lindsay Lohan when she was red and freckled and healthy?

  14. Shoe_Lover says:

    Isla Fisher is Australian not kiwi

  15. Jover says:

    Will someone please tell Raccoon Mcpantless that she has no fans – no-one, no hip cool kids, tweens, twentysomethings, etc. would be caught dead admitting they went to a Pretty Reckless concert (assuming she can actually deliver a live 2 hr 20-25 song performance.) A lot of cynical adults are making a lot of money letting this child/women live out her fantasy which is cringe worthy and awful. Sad thing is she may have a modicum of talent given the standard for talent in today’s pop music scene, but she’s ruining any hope of an actual musical career with this pubescent and beyond tired schtick.

  16. December says:

    She still looks like a hooker…though abliet not a forty year old one.

  17. original kate says:

    oh she’s a lumberjack and she’s okay,
    she sleeps all night and works all day,
    she cuts down trees, she eats her lunch,
    she likes to press wildflowers,
    she puts on women’s clothing
    and hangs around in bars.

  18. Lindy says:

    Thank you for the yummy Sam Winchester hotness, Kaiser:)!

    It makes my lousy, boring evening a leeetle bit better. (Also I love that it was Misha Collins tweeting that pic!).

  19. a says:

    so when she has eyes, she has no waist?

  20. My2Cents says:

    Re Isla Fisher: Born in 1976 to Scottish parents in the Middle Eastern country of Oman, her family moved to Australia in the early 1980s.

  21. Ali says:

    So Celebitchy is where crappy, unfunny writers come when they fail everywhere else?

  22. insidescoop says:

    I don’t understand why the Cyrus video was pulled. The lyrics are terrible, “who owns my heart? is it love or is it art.” really? And the video reminds me of something from 1996. Nothing scandalous unless you a seriously offended by low production standards.

  23. michael says:

    i love you taylor momsen! this young lady is obviously a confident character with her own agenda & originality. i just think she is fabulous! she really must not give a shit what people say because she’s still pushing the envelope & still rockin’ out. i am just possessed by her taste!

    xoxo taylor!

  24. Wendy says:

    That outfit is so very 1993. I guess grunge is back?

  25. tex- says:

    why didn´t you show her sexy boots?

  26. Praise St. Angie! says:

    originality?

    everything she does has been done before by other people.

    and done much better, too.

  27. lilred says:

    Ali- can I get you a saucer of milk? Pretty catty aren’t you?