This picture is old, but Nick looks extra douchey in it, and thus seemed appropriate

– Nick Hogan Isn’t Going Anywhere. Poor bebe [Dlisted]
– Mandy Moore last night at CFDAs, tall and lovely and normal sized [Lainey Gossip]
– Lil Kim doesn’t look half bad for a change. And she’s only showing a quarter of her boobs this time [Bossip]
– Victoria Beckham’s Got Side Boob [Fafarazzi]
– This Week’s DVD Releases [Pajiba]
– Bad-Buzz Watch: M. Night Shyamalan Defaced; Deepak Chopra Stumps for ‘Love Guru’ [Defamer]
– Queen Latifah enjoys the beach in Miami [Celebslam]
– Hayden Panettiere Gets Knocked Back By Paparazzi [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Tila Tequila @ Spike TV’s 2nd Annual “Guys Choice” Awards [The Bastardly]
– Rascal Flatts Singer-Guitarist Joe Don Rooney Welcomes First Child [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Sarah Jessica Parker says it’s unethical that one of her SATC premiere dresses was worn by Lindsay Lohan before it was loaned to her. Unethical? Really? [Websters is my Bitch]
– This is my favorite headline of the day: “Even Lauren Conrad Gets a Day Off.” Day off? When does she get a day on? [PopSugar]
– Kirstie Alley struggling with her weight again [Yeeeah!]
– Ashley Judd speaking at a UN press conference on human trafficking in NYC [Evil Beet]
– Lindsay Lohan needs fast cash. Haven’t we been hearing this for a while now? [The Blemish]
– How To Dance Like Christina Aguilera. First: keep it classy [CityRag]
– Helen Hunt can still rock a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
– Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller on their honeymoon in Costa Rica [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Hayden Panettiere Carrying All Kinds of Bags. She’s cute even without makeup [Hollywood Rag]
– George Takei and his fiance sets a date [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Is Rupert Everett Ever Happy? [Crazy Days and Nights]
– John Mayer stuck a big #6 decal on the side of his new sky blue and orange Ford GT. That’ll really help him blend in [WWTDD]
– Paris Hilton showed up at the MTV Movie Awards looking quite bony and thin [The Skinny]
– Danity Kane in bikinis [Derek Hail]
– Barack Obama Canoodles Democratic Nomination! [Best Week Ever]
– Who’s the Second Handsomest Bond? [Mollygood]
– Why So Glum Anne Hathaway? [Jezebel]
– Angelina Jolie’s Fake Assistant Lied About Her Giving Birth [ShowHype]