I think I must have forgotten this in some kind of gossip-contact-crack-buzz haze, but Lindsay Lohan still has to wear her SCRAM bracelet even though she’s chilling in the Bette Ford clinic. Ha! Stupid untrustworthy crackhead. Anyway, when she’s not gnawing on a razor wire fence in an attempt to snort cow dung for the high, she’s bitching and moaning to anyone who will listen about how her SCRAM is totally uncomfortable. Hey, Lindsay? You know what’s even more uncomfortable? Jail.
Lindsay Lohan wants to lose her closest confidante – her SCRAM – and pronto. RadarOnline.com has learned the 24-year-old Mean Girls star is whining about the booze detector that is permanently fixed to her ankle, even though she is living a clean and sober life at the Betty Ford Centre in Rancho Mirage, California.
“Lindsay wants her alcohol monitoring device off – now,” a source close to the anxious actress told RadarOnline.com, exclusively. “Lindsay is pleading with her lawyer, counselors and anyone who will listen to try and find a way to get the SCRAM device taken off. Lindsay complains because it is supposedly very uncomfortable.”
The troubled star, who is undergoing her fifth stint in rehab, was fitted with the alcohol-monitoring device within 24 hours of being released from jail, late September.
Lohan, who spent just 13 days of a 90-day jail term in July for violating the probation terms of a 2007 conviction for driving under influence, was sent back to prison after she failed a court-ordered drug test, testing positive for cocaine abuse. But an appeals court reversed Judge Elden Fox’s decision not soon after, on the proviso she got (her third) SCRAM bracelet.
The source told RadarOnline.com, “Lindsay doesn’t understand why she has to wear the SCRAM because she voluntarily checked into rehab and she is tested for drugs while being at Betty Ford.
“Judge Schnegg is the one that ordered Lindsay to wear the bracelet after allowing her to post bail, and go against what Judge Fox had ordered.
“Lindsay will have to wear the bracelet until her next hearing on October 22nd and could be forced to wear it for as long as Judge Fox makes her.”
[From Radar]
Once again, if this is true, Lindsay just doesn’t get it, does she? She thinks all of this – the court appearances, the alcohol classes, the jail, the rehab, the lawyers, all of it – she thinks it’s all because people are “mean”. She thinks that she’s a poor innocent victim/child and that everyone is totally overreacting that she should get the SCRAM taken off because it’s so uncomfortable, y’all! Nevermind that the last time she was wearing a SCRAM, it WENT OFF because she was doing COCAINE. It’s there for a reason, ya know? Because she’s a dumb, untrustworthy crackhead.
Also – this story. I hate talking about Michael Lohan, but Michael K at Dlisted sums the sh-t up pretty well. Michael Lohan is such a f-cking crazy douche.
SHE makes ME uncomfortable.
Of course she wants it off. She doesn’t deserve to be treated this way! Oh wait, yes she does.
One minor correction, Kaiser – the SCRAM only monitors alcohol, not cocaine or anything else. Her SCRAM went off because she drank. She tested positive for cocaine in a couple of drug tests. Two separate things.
Oh sweety I would like to have 200.000 euros every month, It would be so much comfortable for me.
Awwww poor baby, oh wait I’m talking about the baby she almost took out while she was screeching around the streets. Shame poor thing is uncomfortable though 🙂
And I want 1 million dollars because that would make me more comfortable.
Aww, poor Crackalicious
what a piece of shit.
Look to me like she’s managing just fine in the above picture.
Michael Lohan is such an idiot! A rehab is not just going to let someone check in that would be detrimental to a patient they already have. I doubt that they would even have any patients that were related enrolled at the same time.
Edit: If he really cared about her, he’d abide by her wishes and leave her alone.
This whole family are shit. I am tired of hearing anything from this pack of famewhores.
why is her neck so puffy? yikes.
you know what’s kinda sad? she made mean girls six years ago and she’s still referred to as “mean girls star”. while it was a relatively above average film, it wasn’t a ground breaking, “will go down in history as one of the greatest films of all time” movie. even rachel mcadams and amanda seyfried aren’t associated with mean girls anymore (rachel with sherlock holmes and her environmental causes, amanda with letters to juliet and big love). it just shows how her career has gone on the back burner. so sad.
Lindsay just doesn’t get it, the law does not see her as “special.” Only Mommy Dina does.
Boo Hoo! Such a whiney self entitled snot.
she has to wear the SCRAM because she VOLUNTARILY entered rehab and actually could sign herself out. As far as the court is concerned, rehab is simply where Lohan is living right now. If the court ORDERS rehab, then they would take the SCRAM off.
@Liana
Yes but the court did approve the rehab because she would be subject to random searches and drug tests if she wasn’t in a strict rehab.
Either way she is getting it off next week and according to Dina finishes rehab on the 28th but may get a 5th mugshot on the 22nd.
I really don’t think SCRAMS should determine someone’s freedom given their well documented issues but obviously it is better than jail.
And I hate that she is wearing an Hermes bracelet just like mine. HATE. THAT.
She needs to put her big girl panties on and deal with it…
And people in hell want ice water!! She just doesn’t get that all of “this” is to help her, not be hurtful to her.
And I’m not trying to be a “mean girl” here, but I am hesitant to think she will live to be 30 years old.
All those homeless folks wish they had a meal because they are “uncomfortable”.
Too bad they don’t give her shock treatments, that would be uncomfortable.
What a self-righteous, a**. I still say give her all the coke her nose will hold and then some.
If she can endure the pain of lip injections, surely she can put up with a little bit of ankle discomfort.
@ Hellen: yeah, that would piss me off too.
@ lilred: ITA!
And that story about Courtney Cox and David Arquette is just sad.
Boo Hoo…things like that happen when you BREAK THE LAW (several times). Get over it.
OMG! That story about Michael Lohan is so ridiculous it has to be true
The whole Lohan family is trailer trash with cash
Despicible – all of them – not sure who is worse, Dina, Michael or Lindsay
It looks terribly uncomfortable.
The link about Michael Lohan was pretty friggin hilarious!
Dumb crackie.
Holy fuck. No wonder she’s so messed up, with those genes she was doomed from the getgo. In that respect, I do have pity for her.
Years ago I had to wear one of these (looked the same). Was it uncomfortable? Yes. Was it better than sitting in jail? Hell yes!
I was a ballet dancer for years and am skinny as heck so I was actually able to toe-point and slide it off (I hated showering with that damn thing on!). LL’s (funny — my real initials are LL as well!) SCRAM DOES look a little tight and that plastic band can hurt but I think she just needs to STFU and be glad she’s not sitting in jail.
If it’s uncomfortable, they can refit it, can’t they?
dear lindsay:
Boo, you wh*re.
(bad joke i know.. but i couldn’t resist… sorry.. i go now)
I hope the one leg gets all bulky and muscular because of the workout it’s getting.
Actually Linds, you’d better match the weight on the other side or you might end up walking in unintentional circles.