As I just mentioned in the Gwyneth post, Elle Magazine’s “Women In Hollywood” event was last night, and there was the motherload of bad fashion and hideous styling. My nominee for “Worst Dressed of the Night” goes to Kate Hudson up there, looking like she’s totally in the bag. And I’m not talking about her dress. What’s up with Kate? Is she getting all coked up or drunk before she walks red carpets lately? Because her appearances over the past year have been particularly bad, and I have to think she’s on something to go out looking like this. And Rachel Zoe STYLES her!! And Zoe was at the event, for the love of God! Of course, this is how Zoe rolled:
Not the best, but Zoe styled herself WAY better than Kate. Sidenote: Zoe also looks a little “filled out” in the face, so I do think she’s pregnant. Anyway, what the hell is going on with Kate? She was too tired (drunk?) to just pull back her hair in a bun? Ugh.
Other nominees for worst dressed of the evening… Kate’s mom, Goldie Hawn:
I’m not a Goldie hater. But this is unflattering. Goldie still has a great figure, but she looks like she crawled out of the same bender as Kate.
Also – Molly Sims and Emma Roberts were at the event too. Because the two of them are like the new Eva Longorias. They will show up to the opening of an envelope. That being said, neither of them looked hideous, I just think both had bad makeup and both think they’re God’s gift.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
bleh…furball..
I like the shoes everyone is wearing.
Is Molly Sims out of a job?
Why is it that both Goldie and Kate always look dirty? Dirty, like they don’t enjoy bathing, or they’re both so awesome that bathing is unnecessary. Kate looks like she’s totally on board with looking like a rock stars girlfriend. In fact, everyone shown in these pictures look like hell- EXCEPT, our friend Rachel Zoe! For once, she looked good- healthy even!
JEEB. US.
kate: a) that flounce makes you look like you’re meant to be screwed into a wall, and not in good way. b) your dress has attacked and half eaten one of those capiz shell lampshades from a chinese restaurant. c) what the hell is with that hem length? d) i suspect your hair is even more inexplicable from the back.
zoe: no two parts of this ensemble have anything to say to each other. your jacket hates your bag which hates your dress. can’t see your shoes, presumably they hate each other too.
goldie: a) get a new fracking haircut, that one’s literally older than me, and i’m peri-menopausal. b) the matte-satin bath-towel is not doing you any favors, which is a pity because you have a perfectly good figure.
emma: i guess you get second place, because my only real complaint is, that dress is hanging like a sack on you. oh ok, the eye makeup is a bit pantless mc racoon. oh ok ok, your hair’s a mess.
molly: you win first place, because your red satin bath-towel is showing goldie how it should be done.
Wow-Rachel Zoe looks better than I’ve ever seen her-definitely pregnant and kind of glowing and not so strung out looking. Kate Hudson must win the prize for worst celeb look EVER. What in God’s name is going on with her hair??!!
My friend is close with Rachel’s sister. She is pregnant. Now…can we all move on?
Wow. Wash your face, wash your hair…put on some make up. Since when did crack-face come into fashion?
Could Kate not find her brush and have to use an egg beater instead?
what the hell is going on all of them are awfulllll
I get the idea that Emma Roberts thinks very highly of herself. I have no idea why, but I do.
She definitely looks wasted….couldn’t she find a comb?
When did Kate’s boobs get so big?!
I know everyone guessed her for the blind about going up a cup and waiting, then going up another one.
Or is that a shadow?
I agree Zoe looks very pretty, and Molly did win the towel dress contest. Emma, she looks pretty, but heck kinda hard not to at that age.
Zoe looks beautiful in that pic. Maybe she’s finally getting the help she needs?
Rachel Zoe always looks skanky and gross, and I wish she’d go away. I know she’s flat-chested, but would it kill her to wear a frickin bra? She’s a tasteless, no talent hanger-on.
I don’t think Kate looks that bad except for the inexplicable hair. It really is gawdawful. Goldie still has fabulous legs, that’s for sure. But I wish she had never messed with her face, or at least that she had gone to a better doctor for it. She was so cute back in the day.
what the f*ck is wrong with kate’s hair? NO, REALLY. There has to be an explanation.
Blond blond blond blond blond blah blah blah bland … and highly connected….
Oh Elle Magazine, it’s always the same cycle. Not even a redhead in this lineup.
Kate doesn’t have to try.. no one has to try.
Kate Hudson – Another meh actress who would be waiting tables were it not for famous parents.
@devilgirl….I get the same feeling.
Don’t love auntie Julia like the rest of the world does either.
Kate has ALWAYS been smug. Still not sure why. And for these shots: Just one more Hollyweird actress who can’t manage her own hair. Pitiful.
Kate’s hair is messy but her dress looks fab.
zoe’s face!!! she looks gorgeous.
love kate’s dress but she looks like she’s been ridden hard & put away wet…& then & only then tried to walk the red carpet. not cute.
Kate looks like she may have had some bad work done on her face, I didn’t recognize her.
you know it’s a bad day when Rachel Zoe looks better in the face than you do
marjajane, Julia Philips called Goldie Hawn ‘borderline dirty’ in her book You’ll Never Eat Lunch in this Town Again. I don’t think the apple’s fallen far from the tree – that hair!!
All of these people in this post are so boring. Rich blond girls, puhleeze.
i like emma’s dress, but everything else is awful. i also like rachel zoe’s dress but the length is bad and the jacket is bad. it’s just all bad, all around, on all of them. ick.
Kate should win an award for having the first dress with its own built-in condom dispenser. Mighty handy!
i met emma’s mother 12 years ago in la, she was a friend of a friend. i always got the feeling that she wanted to be famous herself but that it hadn’t worked out. i felt like she was waiting for her cash cow to grow up so she could live vicariously… in fact, that is how her friend spoke of her to me before meeting.
lord have mercy, they all look like they sewed trash together, pushed their hair out of their faces and walked into this event.
Go take a bath and call a designer ladies..
WHY is Kate Hudson a big-time actress, since she cannot act and is really unattractive. I don’t get it.
@Bizzy: *applause*
@Ferguson. Totally agree about Kate’s hair. Did she have a weave before and just decided to rip it out on the limo ride here? It looks short and curly on one side and scraggly on the ends. Holy crap. It is inexplicably distracting. That said Molly Sims looks beautiful. I love the color and that necklace.
desperate women – all of them
Have you ever noticed how Goldie ALWAYS has that same smile when being photographed…drives me whacko. I call it her “Laugh In” smile – from back in the Dark Ages.
Downriver trailer trash all of them…
I used to have a GF who had that Kate look. I called her Dirty Linda. She could come out of a shower looking like she needed another one.
@bizzy bwahahahaha
there was a blind item some time ago about a young actress with a famous actress in her family with severe drug problems could this be emma roberts? dark circles where there should be eyes?
Molly Sims’s dress is gorgeous. Just not on her. And do I spy a hint of boobs and bump on Rachel Zoe?
@willynilly do you have the scoop on how Rachel got pregnant? Was it through IVF or the old fashioned way? I can’t wait to see how Roger and Rachel handle her pregnancy next season. If there is indeed a next season, considering the fact that Brad’s gone.
Red is my favourie colour, um, I can’t give you anything more.
I thought Rachel’s husband was gay? Must have been from IVF.
Oh, Matt. Kate looks like hell! However, I think Emma Roberts looks cute.
@bizzy. That was awesome snark. You need your own show (or blog). I’d so watch you fashion police celebs on the regular. 😀
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