Does Tom Cruise wear his high heels in water? I can’t tell. I can tell you that Tom looked happy as can be while filming a watery, sexy scene with Jeremy Renner a few nights ago in Prague. It must be cold. That’s why Tom is shivering. It’s cold out. He’s not shivering from desire while looking at a damp Jeremy Renner. Tom has more willpower than I have – if I was staring at this damp Jeremy:
I would be working myself into a lather. Because Jeremy Renner is a tight little package, you know? I would nail that to the wall. But Tom and Jeremy looked like they were enjoying themselves in an all-business kind of way. The kind of way that makes Tom ache. The kind of “we’re just colleagues” way that makes Tom buy some motorcycles and just “drop by” Jeremy’s rented apartment (“Surprise! Are you busy?”) so they can go on a romantic bike ride through Prague. Big toys and little boys. You’ve got to love them. Just wait until Tom gets to film some romantic water scenes with Josh Holloway… oh, it will awesome!
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Don’t taint the Holloway!
I almost choked when I saw the headline….LMAO
Hilarious! I love your running commentary about Tom’s repressed love for his (sexy, sexy) coworkers. I bet he writes fanfic where his character has a 3some w/ Jeremy and Josh’s characters.
Dammit, Kaiser, I just snorted tea through my nose! That is some good writing.
love it!
Why did some people get upset with Vince Vaughn’s comments from a movie about something being gay then turn around and laugh at comments about Tom Cruise supposedly being a under cover homosexual and having an attraction to his male co star…as if it’s something funny/scandalous/bad? The same thing can be said for John Travolta. Their wives could very well know what’s up and could be fine with it…why should people care or even want to know and why is it okay to poke to fun at it? This is why some people think it’s okay to throw around the “that’s gay” or “you’re so gay” comments now…because people laugh at anything remotely associated with homosexuality.
What do you want to bet that their legs are entwined under the water,(in that pic where they are looking right at each other).
Sad to have to live undercover.
Kaiser,
It’s Tuesday…still no Vintage Scandal.
@lena: I think people get after Tom and John about being gay because they think they’re hiding it. If they were gay they wouldn’t be hiding it because they’re homophobic, they’d be hiding it because their target audience are pop corn munchers who like their leading men good and straight and coming out would hurt the Cruise and Travolta brand. On the other hand, journos and bloggers can get a lot of mileage out of accusing someone who isn’t gay of being gay because they can just say that their lack of evidence to support their claims IS evidence of the lengths the accused have gone to to keep their sexuality secret. Win-win.
As for Renner, he’s hot the moment, I don’t know why he’s allowing himself to play second fiddle to a fading star like Tom Cruise, he doesn’t need him.
cant stand that self hating closeted umpa lumpa mo.
someone give him a couch to jump on and get matt lauer over there so he can tell matt that he knows…oh yes he knows… because tom is soooo effin intelligent.
The beauty of claiming that straight celebrities are gay is that you can use the absence of evidence to support your claim as evidence of their strenuous efforts to cover it up. 🙂
BTW, what’s Jeremy Renner doing playing second fiddle to Tom Cruise? Renner is hot at the moment and Cruise’s star is fading. Renner doesn’t need him.
Come on well rumour says Renner is a liitle bi sexual too. Neither is afraid to get it on with both sexes so this twosome together could prove interesting.
I get what you are saying Chris…I just think all of this “is he, or isn’t he” adds to the stigma that being homosexual is something funny or scandalous…at the end of the day it’s no one business. And posts like these don’t help those that are in the closet and who are scared of coming out out of fear of being laughed at. Furthermore, who wouldn’t be afraid of losing millions of dollars and business connections because they are gay? If TC is gay he may not be comfortable with it for many reasons..which looking at some of these comments I can understand why he wouldn’t be…laughing at someone for supposedly being “undercover” is not helping the fight or helping those kids like Tyler Clementi feel comfortable with who they are. Kaiser…I know you mean it all in good fun, but please take what I said into consideration for the future. We can’t bash Vince Vaughn for saying Gay and then turn around and make fun of someone for supposedly being gay.
I don’t get all these rumors about Cruise being gay? There is simply nothing to support it. You want gay — say DiCaprio and Clooney.
Those two live abroad and have beards for a reason.
Cruise is into his family, so he’s okay by me. More hollywood stars should be like that.
@ Mota; What, wait, since when does living abroad and wearing a beard have anything to do with being gay?