If it was anyone else, I would be calling “bullsh-t” and settling in for a nice nap. Instead, I’m forced to roll my eyes and mutter “Jesus, I bet this sh-t it true.” The National Enquirer reports that Miley Cyrus, still just 17 years old, is planning’ on gettin’ married to her on-again boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. A few months ago there was a lot of drama about Miley and Liam splitting up, and maybe he was cheatin’ and maybe Miley was too, and it was all very teenage and dumb. And then a few weeks later, they got back together. And now they’re preparin’ to get hitched, y’all! The worst part of the story (and the part that I really, really believe): Billy Ray is so excited! He can’t wait for his 17-year-old daughter to walk down the aisle. He thought he was going to have to trade ‘er in for a virgin cow.
Holy underage nuptials, Hannah Montana! MILEY CYRUS is not only back together with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, they’re headed to the altar, say sources. What’s more, 17-year-old Miley’s proud papa Billy Ray Cyrus is thrilled, confide insiders.
“Billy Ray is all for the wedding…once she turns 18,” revealed a source close to the “Achy Breaky Heart” singer. “He thinks the world of Liam and sees a lot of himself in him. They’re both extremely protective of Miley – and they both have her best interests at heart.”
The happy pair are talking about a spring 2011 wedding, sources tell The ENQUIRER. The Aussie actor is 20, and Miley turns 18 on Nov. 23. The couple, who co-starred in the movie “The Last Song,” had split briefly earlier this year. But Miley, who was devastated by the breakup, begged Liam to come back to her…and doting dad Billy Ray got in on the act.
“A lot of people thought that somehow Billy Ray had gotten between Liam and Miley,” said the source. “That couldn’t have been further from the truth. Billy Ray wanted Liam to get back with his daughter almost as much as she did.”
[From The National Enquirer]
Of course, it doesn’t really matter what The Mullet has to say about any of this. Miley is the one in charge of everything in that household, so if she wants to get married, she’s gonna, y’all. I want to think Miley is smarter than this, but she’s probably not. This probably is her plan. And it’s going to be a catastrophe, y’all.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I give it 6 months. If they even make it down the aisle, that is. I hope she makes him sign a prenup.
And if I married who I wanted at 17 I’d have brother husbands consisting of 2 backstreet boys, Pauly Shore and Fred Durst. Oh my, can you *imagine*?
*Whew*
They’ll probably break up and get back together again before the wedding, ya’ll.
I could really care less about this girl but she is way too young. And the movie they did together,i never saw it but it showed up as NEARLY EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL when watching programs on demand. Every time i see her i hear her stupid voice singing a stupid song about breaking away………..UGH
she and dina lohan are at the same level of making the most awful faces in the majority of their pictures. she always looks so inbred when its not actually a red carpet event.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!
What do you want to bet she does the same stupid pose flashing the peace sign in her wedding pictures?
Stay tuned for Brittany part 2 starring Miley Cyrus.
Seriously, Mari, I dodged a bullet too!
JM I’m actually betting Miley is going to pull a Lohan. BritBrit had serious mental issues, Miley’s only mental issues come from her parents letting her run wild i.e. LiLo.
At least Liam will force her to wear a bra in public, I hope.
If I married who I wanted at 17, shock of shockers it woulda been….
Johnny Depp…. Wow, I would have been soooo lucky..
As for her, NOOOOOOOOOOOOo runnnn just say no to MARRIAGE!!!
I never noticed this before, but Liam bears a slight resemblance to dear old Dad, the Mullet. Hmmm…
When I was 17, I wanted to marry John Malkovich or Eddie Vedder. I think I’m still holding out for them, honestly.
If she gets married,I think we should start a countdown to her crazy period.
I don’t believe this at all. How many times have we read (and has this site posted) outrageous, Britney-esque rumors about Miley Cyrus? And how many times have they been true? Because she never does anything other than yell at the paps (rightfully so, in her defense) and release her trying to hard to be a sexy mature “artist” videos, or wear inappropriate outfits. She doesn’t actually DO anything scandalous outside of that. At least not that I can recall, granted, I don’t really follow Miley posts that much. I just read the headlines, roll my eyes and move on to more interesting gossip.
If you look at her celebrity as a whole, she’s pretty goddamn boring. I don’t know, maybe someone can help me out, because I’m trying to think of anything remotely interesting or scandalous about her personal life and I really can’t. Her family is trash, and her sister is a prostitot, but that’s all I can come up with. Help?
those leather moccasin/booties are unfortunately, especially when paired with that floral dress
John Malkovich? shudder.
How many times has Enquier already ran this story?
Just wait.. Next issue will say how Billy Ray doesnt accept it and wants Liam far away from Miley.
It’s the same BS story again and again
I can’t believe i’m about to defend miley
BUT…
i think shes’s too smart to do this (not too smart for life or anything, but for this. i bet when she does marry she’ll have a hell of a pre-nup). She’s been around forever and her management team is top notch.
heathen – re: i give it 6 months
there was a line about teenage marriage in the movie “Parenthood” – “I give it 6 months. Or 3 if she cooks!” Silly Miley!
Her brother Trace can draw the carriage.
Kaiser: John Malkovich? Really?
I thank the sweet lord daily that I did not marry my high school sweetheart! But hey, it could be worse. She could be marrying a cousin or even an uncle!
Totally agree with Obvious
Will the wonders of good parenting never cease.*sarcasm*
I meant “unfortunate”
Do you deliberately mean to use Southernisms like “y’all” in order to prove that Miley is dumb? Because if you are, you are perpetuating stereotypes about Southerners, which is not “smart” celebrity escapism.
Or are you indicating that she is stupid for parading around a certain version of Southernness in order to increase her celebrity?
Or is it just that you are trying to create a parallel between Miley and Britney Spears through their common use (at least in the vocabulary of this website) of “y’all?”
Shawna – I use y’all because I’m Southern, and because Miley & Britney are Southern. And YOU are the one who associated Southern accents with being stupid, so you’re the anti-Southern bigot.
@elizabeth –LOL!!
@Kaiser!! Thank you… I’m Southern too..
So Thank ya’ll!
North Carolinian living in hell(orlando, fl were the tea isn’t even sweet)
*claps for Kaiser*
Johnny Depp’s Girl & Obvious – Right? Miley is stupid because she’s stupid, it has nothing to do with her Southern roots.
Maybe if she gets married her husband will make her but some clothes on. At least one good thing would come of her immaturity.
Also from the south! Shawna’s awfully sensitive…been called dumb a time or 2 darlin’?
Tia C. I thought the exact same thing when I scrolled down the page! Creeeeeeeeeepy.
@Johnny Depps girl-
No sweet tea! Say it ain’t so! *moves hand dramatically towards head and faints*
I gosta have my sweet tea. Born and raised in MS, y’all.
Go Kaiser!
*spartan chant* Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
could miley just go away please? put her in that box in the back of the closet with heidi , spencer, and lindsey lohan. What a wonderful world it would be! *sigh*
I think you should watch this video Kaiser. Miley posted it a bit ago to talk about all the rumours and she spends a good 3 minutes on how it’s stupid that people say she’s getting married and what-not.
“Ummm, I’m 17. Like, hello?”
Start around the 3 minute mark. Oh, and she also denies she wants “a boob job.”
http://www.youtube.com/user/MCForRealzzz#p/a/u/2/KlTm45Ni-Pk
Liam is the smartest douche since K-Fed.
Homie’s gonna be set 4 life, yo.
L-Hem is da man, yo. At 20, set fo’ life, yo. Never gonna have to work again.
Lucky, mate.
They are perfectly suited to each other. She’s white trash and he’s a bogan. Soon to be seen in an upscale trailer, pushing out hillbilly rugrats.
lol Raye.
I use y’all and dahlin or a derivative of all the time. It’s just how I talk, and how i write frequently. if someone find’s it offensive well then that’s they’re problem.
Shawna, with all the truly disrespectful speech out there learn to pick your battles. Or better yet actually READ Kaiser’s posts. She almost ALWAYS uses y’all, just more of them in Miley and BritBrit posts, when she’s talking about SOUTHERN gals like herself. DEAL WITH IT.
Thank ya’ll for dealing with my rant.
I moved away from the South many years ago and I still type ya’ll or y’all. I also use Papaw, etc. I never thought y’all made someone look stupid.
I do think going out braless in a thin, white t-shirt makes someone look stoopid!
I think a better match would be Miley and Levi–they just both bring the trailor to the shin-dig weddin’. Yee Ha, y’all.
Saddle up the 5150 hold for Miley in 3…2…1…
this article made me laugh my a$$ off
Because nothing says stability like an 18 year-old hick getting married!
If I had married who I wanted to at 17, I’d be with Clay Aiken right now. (I never fail to pick gay men. Made for an interesting time in high school.)
Anywhoodles, I want to put out a quandry:
Maybe marriage will settle Miley down?
I guarantee that as soon as she is married, her midsection will start spittin out kids like crazy, just like britney.
I met my husband at 17. It can happen. However, I was not a multi-million dollar empire and that clouds everything.
As they say, you can take the girl out of the hills, but you can’t take the hillbilly out of the girl….. They git married and have youngin’s early in the sticks. Hillbilly is hillbilly, no matter how big of a shack you can afford to buy.
Another from the South!
@Shawna- Not sure why all the claws pointed in your direction. Do you people watch movies & tv? Hollywood can’t seem to depict a Southerner except as an ignorant bumpkin or red-neck. I’m Southern, love saying y’all; however, your use of it in your blog is lacking in positive Southern sentiment.
Kaiser and Shawna: I don’t think either of you is bigoted but this site is mean spirited so I can see how either of your comments could be taken the wrong way.
She should really wear a bra with that shirt, its almost see through and you can see a nip! Nasty!
oh plase Don’t getting married miley.
Billy ray I want your Dragther to married me not her boyfreind!
stephen farrier say NO! she not getting becues she is 17 years-Old. miley plase dated me and married me too.