Anything having to do with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt makes me feel uncontrollably nauseous. And I know I’m not alone here – I think it’s safe to say this applies to 99.9999% of the rest of the world as well. The notorious media whoring couple just can’t keep one single moment of their lives private, and have decided to pimp their wedding to MTV. With just about any other celebrity couple, this would be somewhere between fabulous and semi-interesting, depending on the couple. But with Heidi and Spencer, it’s just the next step in a process that serves to inflate their undeservedly large egos – and bank accounts.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to do it on live television. The pressaholic reality-television couple have been talking to MTV honchos about a live telecast of their upcoming nuptials!
Montag, 21, has told MTV programming and development honcho Tony DiSanto that they’re ready to say their I-do’s for the cameras, a source reports.
No surprise, but DiSanto is said to be keen on the idea.
According to Montag and Pratt’s weekly latest cover story in Us, their dream is a small wedding on Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island in the Virgin Islands, with catering by Wolfgang Puck’s Cut restaurant, watches by Jason of Beverly Hills for all their guests and a performance by U2.
Of course, Montag wants to warble out a tune, too.
[From E! News]
What wonderfully delusional wedding plans. I cannot believe these two haven’t released a sex tape yet. They keep absolutely nothing to themselves. I imagine their home is probably something like the Big Brother house, with cameras in every room. Every night before bed they go over the footage and find the most photogenic shots to release to In Touch and Us Weekly the next day.
Once Heidi and Spencer get married, what’s left for them? Giving birth on VH1, no doubt. Probably with some super-exclusive mini-camera access to Heidi’s birth canal. A lifetime of over-exposed, completely dull reality television from the two flattest characters on television may very well await us all.
Here’s Heidi and Spencer outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre before taping the ‘Late Show With David Letterman’ in New York City on Monday. Images thanks to WENN.
Why? Why do they exist? I don’t understand.. the sad thing is that it’s probably going to get decent ratings on MTV which will only make them do more stupid Heidi and Spencer vomitous nonsense.
Why can’t terrorists target people like these? Oh yeah, because having to hear about them day in and day out is more torturous than a bombing!MTV needs to be shut down having unleashed these fools upon the world. Boo-hisssssssss
I’ll watch the divorce when it comes on.
No more televised weddings!!!! What on earth did people do before getting paid zillions to get married on tv? Why is it so interesting to watch another formulaic ceremony by overplayed young semifamous people??
haha devilgirl– boo-hissssss too!
And how many more times do we have to see that photo? I was so happy when it dropped off the side, but here it is again…
Her puckered collagen lips give me nightmares.
I’m sorry. I never watched whatever show they were on. Is there any proof he’s straight? Every pic of them kissing looks like they’re trying to keep their faces as far apart as possible.
I think she’s his beard.
They drive me nuts! But I must say if they made a sex tape it would prolly make them more money then any of there cheesy photos would… 😆
haha mithcy– I’m pretty positive they’re the standard Ken and Barbie… no genitals, otherwise they would have done that long ago, I’m sure.
We will never “see” a sex tape of them because they are clones. I had a girl friend who told me she couldn’t kiss or touch here homozygote twin sister because that felt weird, like kissing herself.
Anyway Heidi is good for us french because she is buying so many french luxury brands (here wearing Chanel and Vuitton)
I can’t stand anything about them. From his atrocious beard, to her duck-bill lips.
But every time there’s a Spencer/Heidi post, I get a little excited. I can’t wait to read snippets of them being torn apart, and the subsequent barrage of angry comments.
This is actually only news if they decide NOT to televise it.
Seriously though, this kinda is big news. All those other TV weddings were taped, so the fact that this is live is a big deal. ANything can happen and we’ll be watching it AS it goes down. Trust me, not only am I a tvholic, I work in television.
Looks like Spence has a big ole hard on
I wish someone would assassinate them.
Fake wedding? Zexi!
😛
just die already!
From the great one Bill Hicks,” I will do what I must to rid us of these fevered egos that taint our collective unconscious, and forcing us to pay a higher psychic price than we should.
Hey whatever keeps them out of Colorado.
Spencer wears more makeup than I do!
no one likes them, can’t they go away?
Dear God, JayBird, when you said “sex tape”, my stomach actually lurched.
I don’t know where they came from or what they are but I do know when I would like them to leave. NOW.
I find him much more repellant than her, he seems almost non-human to me.
I don’t know what is more fake, her body, boobs, nose, and lips, or their “perfect” relationship. There is no one to blame for this except for the silly people here who watch these kind of shows and garner interest for people like SPEDI
This is the best picture of her. You can’t tell she has a horseface.
Let’s ignore them from now on! No more posts on these people, please.