“Madonna’s Gristle can be yours for the right price” links

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You too can have Madonna‘s Gristle. [Dlisted]
Oooh… Simon Cowell might be “on a break” from his engagement. Damn! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
If this blind item isn‘t Katherine Heigl, I‘ll eat my hat. [LaineyGossip]
I love that Keanu Reeves & Alex Winter still hang out. [Agent Bedhead]
Sparkles thinks he‘ll be more famous, sparkly when he‘s dead. [Celebuzz]
Neve Campbell in a bikini. [Pop Sugar]
Jason Sudeikis spoofs Brett Favre on SNL. [Bitten and Bound]
Reese Witherspoon‘s jean skirt is funky. [ICYDK]
Oksana Grigrorieva offered a Playboy “spread”. [LimeLife]
Lady Gaga‘s videos have been viewed a BILLION times. [PopEater]
Rihanna makes excuses for not attending Katy Perry‘s wedding. [I’m Not Obsessed]
The Evolution of Michael Douglas. [Pajiba]
One day, Tracy Morgan will get us all pregnant. [A Socialite Life]
Did Sesame Street‘s Bert just out himself?!? [Evil Beet]
Knox & Viv Jolie-Pitt hang out with… the nannies? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Trailer for Rabbit Hole, starring Nicole Kidman & Aaron Eckhart. It‘s grief porny, but Nic‘s face doesn‘t looks too damaged, actually. [PopBytes]

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  1. K-MAC says:

    Seriously, what happened to her? She was always so attractive….why did she mess up her face like that? Would it kill to eat a sandwich?

  2. Tess says:

    Hilarious. After all her working out, she’s still got those half moons of aging, squishy tissue under her arms.

    Just like my Nana.

  3. Riley says:

    I love the blind item. I think it is Katherine Heigl too though I have a hard time believing she is so rude that she will smoke at a table with a bunch of nonsmokers (unless it is her stupid electronic cigarette thing). Anyway, I bet she and her husband are separated this time next year.

  4. jc126 says:

    If I’m not mistaken, Madonna was or is a smoker of many years standing, even after she took up exercise. I don’t know if she still does it, or whether she only did it socially, but it’s absolute hell on the skin. I could never understand why she’d be so dedicated to exercise, and still do that. I bet she regrets it.

  5. original kate says:

    she reminds me of tom petty in that hat.

  6. Crash2GO2 says:

    @Tess: Those are called tricep muscles actually. She has absolutely no soft flesh on her whatsoever.

  7. mslewis says:

    First of all, I can’t stand Lamey and I think her gossip site stinks. So, I doubt this BI is Katherine Heigl. Lamey is just making it sound that way. If it’s Heigl, why isn’t their child mentioned? Also, Heigl cannot be so rude as to actually smoke at the table of her in-laws, nobody is that rude. And, when exactly has she said anything in public that “emasculates” her husband? (Hasn’t she moved from California because he wanted to?)

    I’m not trying to defend Heigl (though I don’t dislike her) but I just don’t think she is bad enough to do the things in this BI. Just my take on it.

  8. Kiska says:

    Madonna must be using something to get that kind of muscle development. In any case its gross on young or old.
    She should look to aging like Diane Keaton, Sela Ward or Annette Benning do, with grace, dignity and class.

  9. wunderkindt says:

    It’s time to cover up those arms-PLEASE!

    I cant eat and look at these pics of Madonna at the same time.

  10. Benny says:

    She needs a little nip and tuck to get rid of that sagging skin under her arms. I’ll bet that’s next on her agenda. Not that there’s anything wrong with aging – we all have less collagen and elastin when we age – but she seems like one of those people who cannot admit to aging, so I’m sure some surgery is in order.

    P.S. to Crash2GO2: That’s not a tricep – that’s saggy skin. If the skin was outlining a toned tricep it wouldn’t sag like that. It looks to me like just the opposite – Madonna works like crazy on her biceps and neglects her triceps.

  11. Catherine says:

    She looks better from a distance.

  12. lucy2 says:

    I totally think that blind was written to be Heigl. Whether it’s true or not, I don’t know, but I think it was definitely intended to be her.

    Oh Madonna. Staying in shape is awesome. Looking like you could rip a door off its hinges without batting an eye, not so much.

  13. k says:

    The close-up looks just like Debra Harry. Too many scalpels.

  14. Janine says:

    52 years old and she’s onstage flipping off her audience??? Grow the eff up already, old lady!

  15. REALIST says:

    Since this is a bunch of stuff anyway, “Rabbit Hole” looks great! Sometimes I wonder if Nicole just gets a little crazy and skips the botox. It would make sense for an emotional role like this.
    She looks just fine without it anyway. I’m 46-3 years older-and I worry more about the middle age paunch than my wrinkles. I guess Nicole is such a stick she doesn’t have to worry about the paunch.

  16. Diane says:

    Madonna looks freakish, why is flipping people off?

    Good morning, cuz. (!)

  17. Stronzilla says:

    She’s starting to look like a cross between Faye Dunaway and Joan Crawford. Madonna Dearest! And you can work out all you want but eventually, bingo wings come to us all.

  18. Crash2GO2 says:

    Good Lord people, you obviously don’t know a thing about muscle development. Those are well developed muscles, which are not being flexed, hence are ‘relaxed’ thus not showing any striation (as if you could see any at that distance and with her white skin – that is why body builders always go for the heavy tans – it shows off muscle definition). Madonna has always had heavily muscled arms, and a man body builder holding his arms in the same relaxed position would look just the same.

  19. Tess says:

    @ Crash

    I appreciate the fact that you probably know reams more about muscle development than I do.

    But what I find hilarious is that even tho she works out fanatically, she still looks just like everybody’s little ole granny with those fleshy, flappy underarms.

  20. poopie says:

    she’s got the wonky eye going on prob due to wayyy too much botox. and i LOVE the tom petty reference. waaayy true !

  21. Crash2GO2 says:

    Here is a photograph of a female body builder who is not flexing her tricep, yet you can see how developed it is. If you think it looks fleshy and floppy, I guess that’s your prerogative. I just don’t think we are accustomed to seeing flesh on that area of the arm unless it is fat/flab.

    http://www.sportsbusinesssims.com/rachelmic.jpg

  22. benny says:

    Please. That body builder’s arms look nothing like Madonna’s. You can see the muscle tone under the skin of the body builder — there’s NO muscle hanging beneath Madonna’s arms, that’s lose skin and fat.

  23. Crash2GO2 says:

    @benny: OK, this is my last post on the subject, but look at all of the other pics of her arms. Do you see even one ounce of fat on them? All muscle and gristle with bones popping out, right? Same all over her entire BODY. So it doesn’t follow that she would have these rogue pockets of loose skin and fat on the backs of her arms. Hell, her butt doesn’t even have one ounce of sag fat OR cellulite. I’d like to know how she does it actually.

  24. benny says:

    No matter how thin and/or fit somoeone is, we all lose collagen and elastin as we age, making skin sag. Even thin/fit people get saggy jowels, and my guess is Madonna would have that too, except she had her face done already. It’s clear she hasn’t had her upper arm skin nipped and tucked yet, that’s why my original post said it’s probably next on her list. The upper-arms is a notorious place for women, no matter how fit, to get saggy skin. Nothing wrong with that, it’s natural and comes with age. I just pointed out that’s probably the next thing she’ll take care of.