Charlie Sheen was in New York yesterday with his ex-wife Denise Richards and their daughters. There were lots of photos of the family and the signal we were supposed to get was “See? Charlie isn’t a coked-out drunk incapable of healthy relations with a woman.” Charlie has a way of ruining the careful planning of his media team though. The NY Post reports that just hours after his photo-op with Denise and the girls, Charlie was found drunk and naked, trashing his hotel room. Ah, Charlie. You just couldn’t let Mel Gibson have the headlines, could you?

Police were called to The Plaza Hotel just after 2 a.m. where they found a highly intoxicated and naked Charlie Sheen amid a trashed hotel suite, sources said.

Tables and chairs had been thrown around the room, causing hotel security to call 911, sources said. A chandelier was also damaged.

Sheen was taken to the hospital for unspecified reasons. His ex-wife Denise Richards, who was staying in a separate room, accompanied him.

Sheen told police he had been “out partying,” sources said. After he returned to his room with an unidentified woman, he noticed his wallet was missing, causing him to fly into a rage, sources said.

Sheen was apparently in town with Richards and their children. Sheen currently stars on the CBS sitcom “Two and Half Men.”

[From The New York Post]

What would you do if you found a naked, drunk and violent Charlie Sheen? Oh, that reminds me. I wanted to buy a Taser. That’s what I would do – I would tase the Sheen dong. Just for the hell of it. Well, to get him to calm down.

By the way, do you think the “unidentified woman” was a hooker? You know she was.

UPDATE: TMZ is reporting that Charlie is being hospitalized. I like the suggestion of alcohol poisoning. Perhaps. I also think it’s a possibility that Charlie’s team is going to play this incident for sympathy – like, oh, poor Charlie, he got robbed! The hooker hit him on the head! She tasered his dong!

UPDATE: HAHAHAHA!!! Life & Style is reporting the incident is much worse than previously reported. Here’s their story:

Life & Style has learned that police were called to The Plaza Hotel in New York City to find an incoherent Charlie Sheen in bed with an escort at 2 a.m. this morning. The police found a half-naked Charlie passed out on the bed and a woman, who was identified as an escort, screaming from inside the closet. “She was fearing for her life and was naked,” a source tells Life & Style. “Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops. They recognized him immediately and gave him two options: they could take him to the hospital or take him down to the station. Charlie chose the hospital.”

The source says his hotel room at The Plaza Hotel was trashed, leaving $7,000 in hotel damages. The Two and Half Men star made a scene for neighboring guests, which included his ex-wife Denise Richards and their two daughters, Sam, 6, and Lola, 5, as the family had arrived to town days earlier for a family vacation and were all staying in separate rooms in the Plaza.

“His two daughters were sleeping in the next room,” says the source. “Denise had to go with the cops and leave the girls with a nanny. She looked distraught.”

Guests saw Charlie, clad only in shorts and a bathrobe, exiting the hotel into an ambulance at 2:30 a.m. “The paramedics were heard calling it an overdose,” an eyewitness tells Life & Style. “But he was definitely awake before leaving the hotel as he made the choice to go there and not the jail.”

[From Life & Style]

So we were correct – the woman was an escort. But the hooker didn’t rob him – she was too busy screaming for help, having been locked in the closet by this drunken buffoon. Oh, Charlie. You crazy f-cking bastard.