When Paris Hilton scrawled over her myspace page how much she loved Benji Madden and gushed about him in interviews, I thought that she was a nightmare girlfriend and that it would soon be over. As time has gone on – the pair have been together for four months – and they didn’t break up, I realized that Benji must really, really like Paris. Or he would have kicked her to the curb weeks ago.
Yesterday he did an interview with Ryan Seacrest, and talked about how happy he is with her.
“I’m so beyond happy,” Benji, 29, said of his hot relationship with Paris Hilton. “Of course,” he added, “when you’re that happy, you think about everything.”
When asked if he worries about having kids, Benji replied: “Not at all. I mean, she’s my best friend” – prompting Joel to interject sarcastically, “I can see it tomorrow, ‘Benji’s Ready for Fatherhood.’ ”
Continued Benji: “I’ve never been so happy. Nothing worries me in life anymore. When you find that best friend, that love, all your worries kind of go away. Your work gets better and everything you do, you have someone supporting you, and she’s that for me. I’ve never been supported so much.”
In his repeated refrain, Benji said, “I’m a lucky guy. Her family is so nice to me. And now the four of us, we all … it’s great, you know.”
Could that possibly mean a double wedding? Responded both bothers, in unison: “No.”
I don’t know who had the idea for the double wedding. I think twins get very tired of doing everything together, and Joel and Benji work together already. For most women a wedding day is the only day you get to wear an ludicrously expensive frock that you will only wear once, that trails on the floor. You get to be the center of attention all day, eat cake after dieting to fit into said dress, and go home with a heap of presents and the love of your life. Why would you want to share the spotlight with another bride, even if they are your best friend?
I know not all brides go down the route of wearing an enormous, expensive white dress, but Paris is obviously that kind of girl. And we’re likely to be subjected to every detail of her wedding and subsequent divorce from Benji.
Note by Celebitchy: This is the second time Benji has called into the Ryan Seacrest show and publicly proclaimed his love for Paris. He first discussed their relationship in early May, calling her “wife material” and saying he wanted to get on a rooftop and yell “I’m in love!”
Benji Madden and Paris Hilton are shown at Tao nightclub on 6/7/08, thanks to WENN.
Gag me with a fuckin spoon man. They’ll be on oprah in a few months- give it time
Hooked-nose, brown eyed beady bitch.
Benji Madden can call up Ryan Seacrest all he wants to, to proclaim his love for Hilton. I notice that this happens whenever Hilton makes a fool out of herself; such as trying to buy another puppy for a photo shoot, or insulting people on public radio. PR is PR – nothing more. He only makes himself look ridiculous.
It’s all just so very, very contrived. Come on, the BFF’s who fall in love with twins? Uchhhh. Gross, gross, gross.
I agree with you Jen, 100%. I have been saying that for months now. I belive Paris needs to get her own life.
I do wish them well. I just hope they don’t decide to have a baby right away as I don’t think either one of them is quite mature enough or ready to settle down to a domestic life.
This is actually very sweet.
Also, my parents had a double wedding, who does that?
Glad they gush about eachother, because the rest of the world pretty much can’t stand the two douche bag disease carrying media whores.
I hope Paris never has a baby.
She’ll collect those like she collects puppies.
Also, I had a terrible dream about Britney Spears, her kids and her dog London.
…I think I need to lay off the blogs.
Vomit.
Anyone else think this moron is after her money? What else could anyone possibly see in this shallow selfish bitch? Blech. They deserve each other.
I don’t know . . . I think it’s kind of nice she’s given up the Greek shipping tycoons and Saudi oil barons for a regular guy. Maybe that’s what she needs.
My sister was really into Good Charolette when were in high school. I distinctly remember her blaring “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” over and over again from the crappy little boom-box that I bought her for Christmas (which absolutely enraged me at the time).
Seems pretty ironic he and his brother are both seemingly committed to poster children of the wealthy and elite. No?
Oprah would never have these asswipes on her show!! (I hope!)
Second, I’m so sick of celebs thinking they are so much more talked about and important to us than they are! When Benji chimed in about how “Oh wait til tomorrow, Joel’s sentence “She’s my best friend” will turn into “Joel’s ready for fatherhood”) It’s like, Do these fucktards think we’re really hanging on their every word??!!??
who ARE these people!?