More hot ads of David Beckham in Armani underwear have been released. The first set of ads, significantly increased sales of Armani underwear, with Selfridges, a British department store, reporting a 50% rise in sales of white Armani briefs.
Many people were impressed yet skeptical of the size of Beckham’s package in the first ad and questioned whether it was Photoshopped. David’s pin thin wife Victoria hit back at claims that her husband’s undercarriage was digitally enhanced for the ad. She said “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
These latest ads also include a shot of Beckham’s manhood at its best angle. Exhaust pipes need to be horizontal to best be appreciated.
England didn’t qualify for the European Football Championship, which has its semifinals in Europe now and is huge news over here. (Germany just beat Portugal in an upset. People are honking their horns after the victory and many are driving around with flags on their cars.) Armani surely timed these ads to coincide with soccer/football mania in Europe. Even if England can’t join in on the fun, the former captain of the English National Team can still strut his half-naked stuff. If you think Beckham is hot, you should see the rest of these soccer players whip off their shirts. This is what men look like when they chase a ball for a living.
US Weekly notes that the ad with Beckham standing up first debuted on Wednesday “on a giant mural facing Macy’s in San Francisco.”
Thanks to Splash News for these photos.
“I’m feeling yummie head to toe…” 😈
That’s actually a Gwen Stefani song lyric. Don’t ask how I know it.
But these are, again, some yummie ads. Do we ever get enough of the Beckhotness?
Does it ever get tiring?
Where’s the magic spell?
Victoria Beckham sure knows how to build carreers out of men. Even those who don’t know how to use an Ipod (David has admitted he needs to ask people to load music for him). Then again, who needs to use some technologic device when they have nature’s best?
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LOLOL at Diva….
But I dont find him attractive, personally. Or even his physique, actually.
Im an oddity I suppose.
I was in the airport lounge in New Zealand last Dec and Beckham was there too waiting for a flight. I rarely ever have that sort of swoon over celebs thing. But let me tell you, that man is gorgeous in person. Truly hot.
a tractor exhaust pipe. well i have never heard of dicks being compared to that. sausages, bats, elephant trunks.. but never exhaust pipes.
and looking non-sexually for a second… those underwear looking incredibly support for the package ya know? lol!
Dream #54: to be the tasty filling in a Depp/Beck sandwich.
hottest. man. in. the. world!
Yeehaa!! Germany rules!!!! 8) 😆
Sorry… got carried away… as for the article… Posh actually SAID that???? 😯 I am speechless!! She can’t impossible say something like that in public!! Tractor (!!) exhaust pipe??? WTF?! 😯 LOL!! Nice pics though. I am not a fan but I am an Photoshop expert. He as everyone EVER appearing in an ad WAS photoshopped. If his package was increased though (which is easily possible in PS) can’t be said for sure. Since this is not the first shooting and he always looks like that in pics, I would say they haven’t “touched” that area… 😉
heehee…
You’re not an oddity. I’m a straight woman, and I don’t like David’s body, either. Too muscular… icky. And, I don’t really care about his package, whatever it’s size. 🙄
He’s probably all balls,
I don’t find him attractive at all. I’m slightly sick of seeing his penis in underpants as well. Also, have you guys heard him speak? He sounds like a 5 year old.
somehow that does nothing for me.
Same here Kimmi. I’m a completely straight woman – married, two kids. He does nothing for me.
At the risk of sounding ridiculous though, women enhance the boob area all the time (without surgery) by putting gel inserts in their dresses, bras, etc. To me, since those undies are so tight and there’s very little exhaust pipe definition, I would say David’s got a gel implant as well.
He looks better with his clothes off then on! yummy!
As long as I never hear him speak, I’m happy. Megan, you’ve got it right on.
I heard him in an interview once and I had to change the channel.
It’s pretty well known that almost all if not every male underwear model uses “padding” down there. If for no other reason than to smooth out certain bulges to make the area look, *ahem*, uniform if you catch my drift.
Man is still balls-ass hot!
The poor guy does have a girly voice, but there are ways to keep his mouth too busy to talk. 😈
I thought comparing his weenie to a tractor exhaust pipe was sort of funny too, I’m thinking “what does she know about tractors?” But I don’t think there’s any gel involved there.
I don’t know what it is about him. I am not attracted to skinny muscled tattoed-all-over blondes myself, but he just inspires lust.
He is so sexy!
On the non-sexual front from a straight guy, he looks amazing. It’s just not fair that a man can look like that when I look like…well…me. I would kill to look 1/10 that good. My laziness probably has something to do with it, but still, his form is godly.
meeee-ow. humuhnah humuhnah
(brain stopped working)….
I think David is so hot! that boy has a package and it is pretty obvious that it is all his. Unless he uses enhancements in all his photos whether underwear modeling or not.