This is the poster for the only film Mel Gibson has coming out any time soon, The Beaver. Mel Gibson gently nuzzling a big beaver, his mouth buried in the… okay, I’ll stop. God knows Mel certainly isn’t the one to go downtown, but he will f-cking SCREAM at you if you dare to go to the Jacuzzi without blowing him. Back to The Beave – this is the film that was directed by Gibson’s BFF Jodie Foster, and she also stars with him in the movie. The film doesn’t have a release date, it doesn’t have a trailer, and no promotional images have been released except for this poster. Sigh… poor Jodie. For real.
Anyway, the film is about Mel’s character, who is experiencing PTSD or something like that, and he decides to communicate only through this beaver puppet that he finds in the trash. Now, if this was really Mel Gibson talking through a puppet, that might be interesting… and terrifying. But it would probably be more watchable than this. Instead of a fictional film, it would be a nasty, hard-to-watch documentary about a man with a puppet who sets out to offend every single special interest group in the world. Go to Collider if you want the real story synopsis.
Poster courtesy of HuffPo. Additional pics courtesy of WENN.
You have to feel bad for that movie…Mel Gibson dong press for your upcoming movie? Not a good time.
Its hella creepy.
mel gibson’s personal life (known to all now) may be in shambles, and he surely has some issues, but he is a talented actor. jodie foster is a talented actress and director as well. the movie may not suck.
I know I’m alone on this but I really kinda feel bad for Mel. He’s obviously got something not connecting right in his head and instead of everyone hearing his many cries for help, everyone wants to burn him at the stake.
Even creepier are his supporters who line up to leave racist, misogynist comments on tmz as if they were getting a cut of his fortune.
you could have left “on the poster for the Beaver” off of that headline.
The movie may not suck. Mel is one of the best actors to happen to Hollywood, but his personal antics have eclipsed his acting.
All I think of now, when I think of Mel Gibson is jacuzzis and bjs and not in a positive way mind you, but in an icky way.
But what about the film’s title?
The Beaver?
I mean…c’mon please! If that’s supposed to be humour…
doomed
I remember way back in the day, Mel was absolutely gorgeous and sexy. He was so hot in “The Year of Living Dangerously”. And now, to come to this-racist, alcoholic, abusive–and he looks completely insane in these pictures. Ugh.
I still have hope for Mel. Contrary to popular belief, he is not a demon–it lurks within him in the form of rage and narcissism. The train wreck this past summer revealed it to the world, and now he has to resolve it whether he wants to or not. Surely I cannot cast stones, but I can say that I have been victim of this kind of demon. My abuser was able to reach for redemption, and so can Mel, but he has to get rid of the garbage that is Hollywood hype and shed his own delusions about himself. He can only do this when he hits the bottom and has to look up…. I hope he makes it, but more importantly, I really hope he now understands the “passion of Christ.” A read through of the New Testament might help…
I don’t want to see a movie about a crazy dude, cause that crazy dude gives it all up for free in real life. Maybe Jodi was subconsciously projecting what she really thinks of Mel? Yeah, I think she picked the right person for this movie LOL!
I just can’t wait for this guy to go away for good. Never liked him and specially after he was exposed for the racist, homophobe and mysoginist he really is.
@alejandro OMG, yes! If you think that the Brangelina fanatics are crazy on CB, go to TMZ posts on Mel Gibson. I have never read such vitriol, hatred and insults targeted to anyone who dares post anything negative about MG. Short of Jihad fanatics, the Mel brigade on TMZ will seriously eff you up!
So am I reading this right — he cuts off his hand to remove the Beaver?
Yep, a typical crazy, bloody Mel movie. I would’ve passed before all the Oksy nonsense.
I swear, he’s certifiable.
I feel bad for anyone involved in this movie (w/ the exception of BlowMe Mel)
*shudder*
He should have been using the Beaver this whole time. Then he could have blamed the Beaver for all the bad shit he was saying. ” It wasn’t me! It was the beaver!”
Being a “talented” actor those not excuse his personality and behavior we get rid of people that are threat to society by putting them behind bars for a while. He either needs to be there, or in therapy, but really, racism and antisemthism is not something you ever cure yourself of. Look at his father. Where’s the big surprise?
I really wish I didn’t know about all his raging antics. I use to lust after him when he was younger and hotter. I also really respected his films and acting. For me, because he is a public figure, there needs to be some sort of an effort on his part to clean up his act and show some shame and remorse. So far, it is business as usual for him.
That photo totally creeped me out-will the beaver rant and rave? The guy needs serious psychiatric help but is running around with handpuppets.
Lord have mercy….
Love Angelina, well said, LOL!
My husband saw parts of it with some of his friends at work. They thought it was terrible and couldn’t sit thru the whole thing. He’s heard its going straight to dvd. I enjoyed mel’s movies in the 80’s, early 90’s, but haven’t for a long time. Do not like bloody gory stuff which seems to be his thing.
It could be good movie without this idiot
Believe it or not it could still be a good movie WITH him.
@sarah: you’re not alone. i feel for him too. he’s messed up right now, but i hope he can get it together.
Also–I think RDJ agrees with us, which is a plus. *wink*
Now, is this an anti-semetic beaver? Or just a bog standard agression beaver?