– Cynthia Nixon isn’t planning to take the plunge until gay marriage is legal in New York [Dlisted]
– Madonna took her kids; nannies; and bodygruads to the Yankee game yesterday – curiously, she forgot her husband [Lainey Gossip]
– Jessica Alba, her husband Cash, their nanny, and newborn daughter Honor out and about [Fafarazzi]
– The suave and sophisticated Blair Underwood was spotted at Disney’s WALL-E premiere with his sons and their friend this weekend, looking as fine as ever [Bossip]
– More of why everyone hates “The Love Guru” [Agent Bedhead]
– Bollywood Epic To Employ Ancient Action-Hero Gods Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger [Defamer]
– Daniel Craig, Hugh Grant and Robbie Coltrane collectively raised $38,000 at a recent auction. What did they give away? A lip locking smooch [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Does Lance’s Love Life Hurt His Reputation? [PopSugar]
– Mario Lopez is an asshole. Though to be fair, that’s not really new information [Celebslam]
– This is, without a doubt, the absolute freakiest picture of Courtney Love yet [Websters is my Bitch]
– Did Katherine Heigl’s boobies just grow a couple sizes or what? [The Bastardly]
– Rod Stewart, 63, and wife Penny Lancaster, 37, went sailing off the Italian isle of Capri. As weirdos are apt to do, they thought it would be a good time to gross everyone out so Penny slipped out one of her nipples and Rod sucked on it. And there are really disgusting – and totally nsfw – pictures to go along with it [The Blemish]
– Kate Beckinsale, husband Len Wiseman and Kate’s daughter Lily Mo, 9 1/2, took some time to check out the ocean in Santa Monica, CA on Sunday – where the mother daughter duo shared a sweet kiss [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Miranda Kerr Rocks Out at a Fashion Show (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Attention Whore Marla Maples Bikini Pictures [Yeeeah!]
– This Celine Dion/Anastacia cover of AC/DC’s “You Shook Me All Night Long” has been voted the worst cover of all time by Total Guitar magazine [Evil Beet]
– For the love of god, is there not a single stylist that can keep Kelly Osbourne from looking like her mother? [CityRag]
– Hilary Swank and her new short haircut go shopping in New York City’s Meatpacking neighborhood on Saturday morning. I really don’t think this is a good look for her [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Lindsay Wears The Shorts And Sam Wears The Pants [Hollywood Rag]
– Amy Winehouse gains 16 pounds in hospital. I don’t know if that’s true, but it can only be a good thing for her [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– It seems like whenever Will Smith promotes one of his big-budget extravaganzas, a bit too much information always slips out of his mouth [Agent Bedhead]
– Just to go ahead and prove that in fact, stalking does sometime work, Lee Ryan the former UK boy band star from the group Blue has knocked up and is getting hitched to his one time stalker [Crazy Days and Nights]
– It takes a previously undiscovered level of dumb to call 911 to say you feel threatened because someone is outside your house, and then tell the operator you’re in the car stalking the person who was supposed to be stalking you as he drives away. Hey guess what Linda Hogan did this weekend? [WWTDD]
– Here are some candids of Kim Kardashian in a short white dress shopping at Intermix on Robertson this past Saturday [The Skinny]
– I can’t imagine a girl who’s built like Vida Guerra being any good at sports, yet here she is playing baseball for charity [Derek Hail]
– 8 Outfits From Milan Fashion Week That You Should Definitely Wear To A Job Interview [Best Week Ever]
– Hugh Hefner: Not That Innocent [Mollygood]
– Liv Tyler Takes A Walk On The Wild Side [Jezebel]
– Boy George Is Denied Visa + Pens Obama Song [ShowHype]
– Heidi Montag still wants to sing. The rest of us still have a problem with it [Popbytes]