Note by Celebitchy: Please welcome occasional guest writer, fashion and hair expert Micah McCain. He’s a Hollywood fashion stylist and pop culture expert. He’s worked on stars such as Lauren Conrad and has appeared as a panelist on the Chelsea Handler Show. Micah’s commentary on the fashion and style of the celebrities at the “Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai at The Park Avenue Plaza” on 6/23/08 is below.
Heidi Klum:
I think if you’re married to Seal, than you shouldn’t be wearing it!
If only 2007 Christie Brinkley looked as much like 1984 Christie Brinkley as 2008 Heidi Klum does! KFC has bigger breasts than she does in that top!
Demi Moore:
“A” Your bag should match your shoes, not your hair. “B” Those shoes go with that dress as much as Dick Cheney goes with target shooting. “C” I get that the hair is supposed to be a throw back to Veronica Lake, but frankly she should just throw it back. And “D” That dress looks like a failed attempt at hanging herself using her satin sheets.
Melania Trump:
Judging by that look on her face, she should change her name to Melania STUMPED!
She’s a blonde dye job away from being cast as the live action Smurfette.
Is it me, or does her eye shadow have as many colors going on as his hair does?
Naomi Watts:
Okay let’s REALLY break this down: Why would someone dress like a flapper waitress who’s into foot bondage and then not take a single minute to do anything with her hair, or let alone complete the ensemble by putting on a sequin headband with a feather in it? WATT was she thinking? I’ll tell you what she was thinking, she was thinking “Maybe if don’t do anything with my hair then they’ll focus on how I look like Nicole Kidman without any make-up on, instead of focusing on the fact that I look like the runner up in the ‘Little Miss England Pageant’ after the talent competition!” SHE’S WEARING A SEQUIN DICKEY! I guess she figured if they weren’t gonna roll out the red carpet, then she wasn’t going to dress for it.
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All of these women seem to have horrible posture in these photos. The outfits would look much better if they stood up straight and didn’t look so bedraggled!
Heidi is SO Christie Brinkley in that pic! Naomi Watts – WTF? So pretty and sylish normally, what was she thinking?! So wrong. So very wrong.
Demi Moore looks horrible. Hate the hair. First pic I’ve seen of her in a while where she looks her age.
Hee hee hee. 😀
It is so nice to be an accomplice to celebrity mocking.
But all of these looks were truly horrible and as devilgirl said above, I am, too, surprised to see what terrible postures the four convicted ladies have.
Naomi Watts faded away while looking like a waitress wearing an ill-fitted worksuit and dreaming of making it in the local music hall.
Heidi Klum is just disappointing. She usually makes great choices and stands out “well”.
Hey Micah,
welcome onboard. Loved your comments. You’ve just nailed with each of the girls. LOL!! I hope you’ll amuse us with more fashion critics soon. 🙂
Holy cow ! I’m glad my photo is not shown here. Chill out folks. These women are middle aged mothers. I think they look great. Granted, these aren’t their best photos but, please !
By the way, Micah, you could use some veneers, skin bleach or makeup to cover your freckles or sun spots, a richer hair color and dish the Elvis Presley side burns ! Way out dated. Oh, the camera puts on 10 pounds so, start working out…immediately !
😆 – Elizabeth!
Sorry … er .. um .. I mean .. uh .. bad Elizabeth! Bad!
Sorry .. just been there and dealt with that from stylists, photographers and designers back in the day. And .. well .. I don’t miss the b**chy ones one bit. Just reading this *shudder* .. ya ..not even one iota of a bit, really.
Liz-Beth you cry baby. This story is for fun and commentary on the Cele/Bitchy column. You are no celeb, but you sure are a be-ache. Grow up you swizzle-stick! Micah LOVED the column!!!!! Great pic!!!!