– Paris Hilton is not a slut, she just plays one while in public. [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Lance Bass comes out of the closet (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) [The Bastardly]
– Scarlet Johansson before and after plastic surgery [Bricks and Stones]
– Mariah Carey was able to say goodbye to her dad before he died [Celebguru]
– Janet Jackson keeps McDonald’s close to her silicone-covered heart [Mollygood]
– Natalie Portman strikes out at the paparrazi for pointing out her bad hair [Jordan is your homeboy]
– Katherine McPhee looks like Monica Lewinsky [I’m not obsessed]
– Britney Spears fired her lazy pool boy. Kevin’s next. [A Socialite’s Life]
– Denise Richards works at a gas station [yeeeah]
– The press doesn’t get former Jeopardy star Ken Jenning’s humor [Glitterati]
– Carmen Electra as a pussycat doll [BlogNYC]
– Penelope Cruz is delayed at the airport for three hours. [Celebrity Mound]
– The John Travolta diet keeps you thin with disgust [CityRag]
Header Image by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd
um, Paris Hilton is a slut. Why are we pretending that is a bad thing? It takes a lot of work to bed a ton of men. It’s especially a difficult road to navigate when you grow older and have to tip toe around a bunch of frigid wives to boink the men that capture your fancy. But in the end, it’s so worth it and anyone who’s been there and done that- wears that badge of honor proudly!