Jennifer Love Hewitt (drunkenly) busts out: cute or tacky?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt went to another event with her cute new boyfriend, actor/director Alex Beh. I know I’ve made fun of Hewitt for oversharing in the past and have basically said that her career relies way too much on her personal life. I still believe that, but look at how happy and natural these two look together. They’re like two peas in a pod with their dark messy hair and superwide grins. It’s like they were making out in the limo on the way over. Kaiser is convinced that Hewitt is drunk in these photos (she wrote the title for me) and I’m seeing it in some these squinting photos definitely, but that’s the look of punchdrunk love mixed with a few cocktails. I’m happy for her.

That dress is just too much, though. Her boobs are nearly hanging out and the asymmetrical bodice is bedazzled with random bookmark ribbons and a monochromatic dream catcher as the pièce de résistance. It’s like she was scrapbooking pictures from a wedding and just stuck the supplies on her dress. The cut is so unflattering. It reminds me of a weird white toga thing she wore a couple of years ago, but not as pretty. Hewitt wore this number to a semi-formal charity event for “Virgin Unite and the Eve Branson Foundation,” and wasn’t wildly overdressed, but definitely could have gone with something simpler.

This week’s National Enquirer recounts a story I remembered briefly from last week. Beh admitted recently that he read Hewitt’s The Day I Shot Cupid book cover to cover in order to get tips on how to woo her. It worked out well for him obviously, and may explain why he’s brought her flowers every single day since they started dating.

Header photo credit: Axelle/Bauergriffinonline.com. Photos below credit: Fame Pictures

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  1. pixiegirl says:

    Thought she was Jennifer Gray for a sec.

  2. Jen says:

    I’m not a fan of the dress but she really does look happy. Most of the pics I remember seeing of her and Jamie Kennedy she was looking at him as if wanting his approval. And he always referred to hear as “pear ass.” So you go girl!

  3. Praise St. Angie! says:

    she has great boobies…and that’s NOT the proper way to showcase them.

    also prefer her hair down. this makes her look too matronly. and Dynasty-esque.

  4. Novaraen says:

    She’s never short on boyfriends, is she?

    Yeah…the dress is awkward and the tassles need to go.

  5. Crash2GO2 says:

    They do look happy together. But his nose is always red. It looks weird. And I’ll never forget what a tiny little gorgeous elf she used to be. I ran into her at IKEA in Burbank once and she really was minute in person.

  6. Scarlet Vixen says:

    That dress is seriously fug. I just wanna go up to her and hike the whole bodice up about 3in so it will (maybe) fit better. And the entire skirt is really unflattering and cheap-looking. I won’t even bother commenting on the ‘bling.’ Blech…

  7. Roxanne75 says:

    Wow, I love it!! Va Va Voom!

  8. citysuede says:

    is that a bump in the side angle pic?

  9. Diane says:

    Buzzed and happy. Good for them.

  10. DrM says:

    She looks normal…not pulled or starved to hell and back…her face can still form a wide range of expressions and she isn’t afraid to smile, have messy hair or show her emotions in her interviews. I like her…

  11. Sarah says:

    I like it looks good on her. She has a great rack, why not show it off. She also looks really happy. I’m glad 🙂

  12. serena says:

    I like the dress, it fits her well. But the hair are a total mess, they ruin the general picture. ugh.

  13. aenflex says:

    yeah they just smoked some good green or something. love doesn’t make your eyes wonky like that…

  14. brin says:

    They definitely are feeling no pain.

  15. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    Agreed she looks in lust and love – but also completely hammered!

    I don’t object to the dress, it shows off her curvy body

    Oh & watching the last series of ghost whisperer is it just me or is her acting really ‘I can’t be bothered to act properly, I’ll just do as little as possible, I’m over this sh1t’???

  16. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    The dress is fug, her makeup is fug, her accessorizes suck, and her hair is gawd awful. Rack looks decent though.

  17. terryo says:

    almost a hint of aereola in one of the pics. she is a darling. alex is a lucky guy.

  18. guesty says:

    so happy together…sing it. lol.

  19. dorothy says:

    Beautiful.

  20. melinda says:

    Aw, they look happy. They both look like a discheveled hot mess, but who cares.

  21. Hollowdoll says:

    They do look drunk and having a good time.

  22. Maritza says:

    The dress would’ve looked prettier without the tassels but they do look happy together, that’s all that matters.

  23. Ron says:

    It’s just a little off. too much crap on the bodice. It looks like an extra’s dress on Dynasty.

  24. Cinderella says:

    She’s working that size 2!

  25. Anti-icon says:

    I’ve always kinda rooted for her *eyeroll* and she is bubbly. But no, the dress is slutty. She has such a cute body. She needs a stylist.

  26. LT says:

    Her posture in the side-angle pic makes her look prego.

  27. lola lola says:

    I’m sure she’s a really nice person but wow does she make some bad career choices (like putting every boyfriend in her series)…and not hiring a stylist. That dress should be worn by Betty White. Not someone as young as Jennifer!

  28. Meanchick says:

    LOL, they look like they boned in the limo on their way over!

  29. bixby says:

    I’ve always liked her & thought she gets a bad rap. The dress is Ok, not great but not bad. Her face is like 2 shades whiter than her body and it makes her look like she’s about 40 years old. If I were famous and on the red carpet would I choose a face that’s too orange and done up too young, or too pale and aged? Apples or “oranges”?

  30. john wilson says:

    i think she is hot no matter what she puts on

  31. Liana says:

    she is one of the nicest, most genuine people. She just tends to have fairly shit taste in men.

  32. Trashaddict says:

    Either drunk or preggers and enjoying the secret???

  33. CB Rawks says:

    She looks like she’s drunk laugh-snorting in picture three.

  34. heathen says:

    I thinks she’s drunk in the pics. But I do hope she is happy with this guy & that it lasts. The poor thing has really had a horrific time in the love department — she started with John Mayer and actually went downhill from there — yes, hard to believe anyone could find a guy downhill from John Mayer, but poor girl actually did more than once!

  35. Peace&Love says:

    after dating that two-timer she deserves to be happy drunk have fun and wear tassels..life is too short to care about other people’s opinions and waste time lamenting bad romances…i’m not a fan of hers but i am a fan of true love and i hope she’s found it with this sweet looking fellow.

  36. Brittney says:

    Her boobs look amazing in that dress, and this guy’s much cuter than anyone she’s dated in the past. Good for her.

  37. paranel says:

    The dress looks bad.

  38. alejandro says:

    He looks very pleased to be getting his picture taken on the red carpet.

  39. james bondage says:

    She can do no wrong.unless she hids those jugs

  40. Sandy says:

    Aw c’mon hard not to like Jen. Silly dress tho.

  41. Mingo says:

    She is a sexy woman.

  42. Lukie says:

    I don’t know about drunk, but from the looks of these two, I’d say they were getting it on somewhere before they hit the red carpet line up!

  43. Kim says:

    I think she’s absolutely precious. Wasn’t she dating Freddy Prince for a really long time before the mega-boyfriend-blitz? Whatever his name is I had imagined they would have been together forever the way they looked so happy together. I do hope that with all that Alex went through to be able to ‘woo’ her that they are always happy; and able to work through it when they’re not. BTW, it does look like a baby bump in the side shot. Good for them if it is. I wish them the best.

  44. OfficialBitch says:

    She sure let go of the diet…i like her thinner.

  45. aury says:

    that dress is hideous.

    & i hate the way her makeup clashes w/ the tan she has on her chest. tacky, tacky, tacky.

  46. SallyJay says:

    I think she’s sweet and beautiful. Dress is pretty but could lose the tassels. He looks like the cat that got the cream, thrilled to be with her! Good luck to them.

  47. Majosha says:

    @DrM: Great post! I wholeheartedly agree.

  48. Majosha says:

    Oops, double post.

  49. Confuzzle says:

    She’s got some Leann squint eye going on. Bets on how long this one lasts? 6 months?

  50. bagladey says:

    JLH looks pretty and happy but the dress looks like an arts and crafts project and it doesn’t fit well.

  51. Kim says:

    Tacky and very unflattering. Its looks to big and actually makes her look bigger than she is.

  52. Camille says:

    @DrM: I agree with you too.
    She bothers me far, far less than some other starlets do. I find her pretty likeable actually.

    I hate that dress however.