– Mary-Kate Olsen Talks Spencer Pratt. Weird [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Are Gossip Girl cast mates – and real life roomies – Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick secret gay lovers? That’s the alleged word [Mollygood]
– Ice-T and CoCo fraternize with the pornbear known as Ron Jeremy. Soooo much hideousness in this photo [Dlisted]
– The problem with Beyonce is that her style sense comes out of her ass. And her mother’s head. Pretty much the same thing [Lainey Gossip]
– Guy Ritchie Burned Out On Kabbalah. Aren’t we all [Fafarazzi]
– Nas puts those shady characters on blast at the ever-corrupt “Faux” News Network in this new track, “Sly Fox.” Take a listed [Bossip]
– Angelina Jolie’s Wanted is a movie so good, you want to take behind the middle school and get it pregnant [Pajiba]
– Speaking of which, the Angelina Jolie Rumor Mill is in full force: Heroin Babies, Prosthetic Bumps, And Chosen Preemies? [Defamer]
– Kate Moss’ daughter Lila showed off her growing fashion sense with a tee-shirt tribute to her supermodel mom [PopSugar]
– Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer in L.A. [Celebslam]
– The Neil Patrick Harris Old Spice commercial [Websters is my Bitch]
– Gay or Not, Luke Howell is Still Sleeping With Kelly Osbourne [The Bastardly]
– Lisa Wilson, a flight attendant on board a private flight to Burbank, alleges that Jennifer Lopez’s “vicious” German Shepherd attacked her leg causing her to fall down, hurting her back in the process. She is now suing J.Lo [The Blemish]
– Eva Longoria Is “Not Pregnant” Says Husband Tony Parker. Still. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Heidi Montag was asked about her fake tits and nose job and basically said she got it done because of insecurities that have always followed her from being teased as a kid. And not because Spencer told her to (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– The Celebrities with the Biggest Ego. Now with charts and graphs [Evil Beet]
– Hugh Jackman is Chest-tastic [CityRag]
– Lily Allen denies having a grudge against the media. She just throws cake at photographers because she loves them [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– And since we’re not done ragging on her, we should mention that Coco’s implants might need a tune up [Hollywood Rag]
– Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s friends are talking about the split [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Elmo: Slashing The Scares Out Of Horror Films [Agent Bedhead]
– Lara Logan Is A Homewrecker [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Mini-Me’s sex partner is mad. Every part of that sentence made me ill [WWTDD]
– Blake Lively shooting scenes on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday [The Skinny]
– Audrina shows off her rack again. It’s pretty much the only thing she has going for her [Derek Hail]
– Jordin Sparks’ Bra Tries To Escape [Best Week Ever]
– Matthew McConaughey: The Accidental Tourist [Jezebel]
– More drama in Dr. Phil’s not so perfect marriage [Popbytes]
– Robert Rodriguez to direct Rose McGowan in ‘Red Sonja’ [ShowHype]