On Tuesday night’s Glee, the writers gave Gwyneth Paltrow two Lindsay Lohan jokes. Paltrow’s substitute teacher is teaching Spanish, and in Spanish, she says “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy right?” and “How many times has Lindsay Loha been to rehab?” Oh, and apparently the answer to that question was FIVE – not some “three” or “four” which Dina told Matt Lauer. Rather innocuous, honestly, especially considering how pretty much everyone who discusses the Lohans uses words like “insane” and “delusional” and “bitch” and “sociopath” and “crackhead”. Glee’s “jokes” were almost timid and quaint. Not to Dina! Yes, Dina spent the day on a spray tan-and-tequila bender, and she called up Gossip Cop to discuss her impending defamation lawsuit against Glee! Um… defamation what now?
Dina Loha is spitting mad at “Glee” after last night’s show featured a scene in which Gwyneth Paltrow, playing a substitute Spanish teacher, instructed her students in the language by asking them questions related to Lindsay Lohan.
In the scene, Paltrow’s character asks in Spanish (and translated via subtitles onscreen): “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?”
Then, in an effort (presumably) to teach the students the number 5, Paltrow’s character quizzes, “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”
And when the substitute teacher needs to talk privately with a student, she tells the class, “Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.”
Well, Dina Lohan is not letting this slide. She tells Gossip Cop, “Our lawyers are sending a letter” to “Glee” on the grounds that the show allegedly defamed the actress who, by all accounts, is working hard on her recovery.
A rep for Lohan adds, “Lindsay has an issue that millions of people around the world are dealing with yet ‘Glee’ is treating addiction as a laughing matter.”
[From Gossip Cop]
Bitch, addiction isn’t the only problem in the Family Crackhead. Your family is crazy. Delusional. Narcissistic pieces of crap, some would argue. Grifters. Cracked-out hustlers. It’s not like the joke was “Lindsay Lohan is crazy because she’s a crackhead.” No, the point is that Lindsay Lohan is crazy, full-stop. And not Britney Spears-style crazy, where there’s some kind of illness that can be diagnosed and medication to be prescribed. Lohan Crazy is just genetic crack hustle, compulsive delusion, incessant narcissism. And besides all that, we’re not laughing. It’s not a joke anymore. It’s just a sad, pathetic, trashy, epic, nasty train wreck.
Meanwhile – TMZ reported (before this Gossip Cop story) that Lindsay Lohan is starting to realize, in the cold, hard, sober light of day, that her mother is in fact a delusional crackhead. According to TMZ’s sources, Lindsay asked her mom not to do the Today Show interview last week, and Dina didn’t listen, and now Lindsay is “furious”. Lindsay is apparently “beginning to understand Dina’s antics are part of the reason she has so many problems.” Also, Lindsay has also come to grips with the idea that her dad isn’t quite as horrible as Dina claims, although I think a man who compulsively kicks women in the vagina is still pretty much a bastard who doesn’t belong anywhere near any person with a vagina. But good for Lindsay about the Dina stuff! That is progress. I wonder if Lindsay even knows about Dina’s latest crack hustle with Glee?
Yeah, Ma & Pa Lohan are the ones who are “defaming” Lindsay and the sooner she realizes that the better off she will be.
Put down the bottle and STFU Dina.
UGH…STFU Dina! I’m not a lawyer but can you really sue for defamation if what they said is 100% true? I guess they are emboldened by their suit against E-Trade. The difference is that E-Trade would want to settle to prevent a public trial which would damage their company. Fox & Glee will love this, more press.
Defamation requires the claims to be false which, in this case, they weren’t.
If anyone was to look at Dina to represent women – she would deminish us all.
Dina needs to wake up and take responsibility for using her daughters as golden tickets.
The truth hurts, eh? You, your kid, and the rest of your crazy family are their own defamation lawsuit.
Sure she is suing. It’s the only way Lohan’s can make any money now.
I’m with the rest of you…HOW exactly is that “defamation”?
LL has defamed her OWN character more than anyone else on the planet.
I’m hoping the bit about her “seeing the light” on her mother’s behavior is true. And while I do believe that her mother demonized her father excessively, the next step for LL is to cut her dad out (again).
When I was watching that part of the episode the first thing that I thought of was: “we’ll be hearing about this from Dina”. And here she is. The Lohans are so predictable.
Everything they said about that crackhead mess is true, in fact.. they did her justice. There are a lot far worse things one could say about her without crossing the line on a tv show.
Lindsay is looking better, kick yo momma to the curb gurrl! LOL
I dont think Dina is doing this for the money. I think Dina does this for the attention. Its thrilling for her to be the center of the attention and it doesn’t matter to her what it is, as long as she gets that celebrity attention she so craves. The lawsuit was just a convenient way for her to feed her fame addiction and to keep her name in the new (even if it hurts Lindsay to do so)
If she was really in this for the money she would be quietly working to restore her little meal tickets reputation so she get some $$ projects lined up for her after rehab.
She’s nuts!
Oh, for the love of God, Dina STFU!
When we watched the episode the other night I said to my husband, ” Watch, her mother will want to sue”…can’t this woman get a life???
Like you said, Kaiser. I’m sure anyone else would look at this and say that Glee could have said ANYTHING other than “crazy” to say about Lilo and it still would have been accurate. Dina just LOVES lawsuits, though! Maybe she should sue whoever gave her botox and her face lifts? Because it wasn’t an improvement.
Hey Dina,
I guess the truth hurts!
I happen to have thought that the show was pretty funny.
If Lindsay really is getting better, she will not allow her mother to sue Glee. At which point Dina will sue Lindsay. I don’t know when or why, but one day Dina will sue Lindsay & you can take that to the bank.
My best friend moved to Newport Beach, CA a few months ago. Recently she was at a business related golf outing. Dina was there. So my friend asks her to take a picture with her and Dina says, “Why would I want to do that, you’re cuter than me!” She finally said ok, fixed her make-up and took the pic. She looks like crap, wish I could send it to you.
So, I’m guessing White Oprah ONLY watches Glee. Because pretty much every media outlet, form of press, website, blog, etc…has made a “Blohan joke” and she hasn’t mentioned them yet.
Beware, every other form of media White Oprah hasn’t noticed yet (see above mentioned “spray-tan & tequila bender”): White Oprah’s wrath of lawsuits is coming! *snicker*
This drives me crazy about women like Dina Lohan, Leann Rimes and Sarah Palin–they wallow around in their sense of perpetual victimhood like pigs in shit. They can never. just. leave. it. alone.
It’s not defamation when it’s TRUE Dina….she makes me sick. She needs to go get a job or find a hobby other than commenting on her daughter’s life.
UGH her parents are repulsive. always hustling.
Unless she’s a guardian or conservator, this idiot can’t sue anyone for defaming her daughter.
Dina needs to realize that LL is an ADULT and doesn’t need mommy to wipe her ass anymore.
Go drink some more Dina, since you know, you are the worlds greatest mother.
Dina “defames” Lindsay – literally de-fames Lindsay -more than anyone else ever has… except of course Lindsay.
The whole family is Wack. She seriously needs to pull a Paris Hilton and just disappear for a while and give her parents nothing to talk about.
@julbug, why would your friend even ask? That just feeds Dina’s need for attention.
I love how Dina is threatening law suits when she’s screaming about they guys that are suing Lindsay because she, you know, kidnapped them. “If it were anyone else….” So others can’t sue but Dina can???? I get it now. Crazy bitch.
Dina is a lost cause, just a terrible mother
I hope Lindsay has started to realise this about her mother, but who knows if this is true
Oh and have you seen the story that Dina’s production company is shooting a movie about hero1n use – with Michael Lohan jr as the star!!!
Words truely defeat me
@Praise St. Angie!
I agree
It is basically a question of who is the least bad when it comes to her parents.
I think she would always select Dina over Michael because of her younger siblings who Dina raises and Michael is behind in child support again.
Dina enabled Lindsay, and therefore helped to create those very qualities.
Dina needs to check HERSELF into rehab!
well who the fcuk wants to be called out like that on such a (& i HAVEN’T THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHY) popular show? fcuk glee. it sucks anyway.
so,aren’t jokes like that doing her a favor by keeping her in the media?
This is the best thing that could happen to LL. To have the Goop, know who you are and utter your name on the number 1 television show in America? She is lucky to have her name mentioned on a show watched by teenagers. I really think Inferno is going to be so disturbing it will completely wipe out any chance she will ever have at any kind of career so any kind of light hearted LL promotion she can get now she should savor.
Lindsay should be happy that she got a Glee mention. I really hope she is able to force Dina into some serious therapy because she is doing her best to ruin her and Ali’s life. At least Micheal talks about sobriety even if he is a major dickwad.
“crazy” is a compliment.
A rep for Lohan adds, “Lindsay has an issue that millions of people around the world are dealing with yet ‘Glee’ is treating addiction as a laughing matter.”
Uh, and what about her skit with Chelsea Handler at the VMAs?!?!?!?! That was definitely treating addiction as a laughing matter. Dina is so stupid it kills me. And the attorneys do anything she wants, as long as she pays the fees.
I wonder if Dina consulted with Lindsay before doing this? If not this will be one more ring-ring in Lindsay’s wake-up call.
Glee didn’t make statements, they asked questions, thus no defamation occurred. The answers may be defamation but not the questions.
I hope Lindsay is wising up to Dina but I’ll wait and see on that.
Hmm. Wonder when she’ll start having “her lawyers” send out letters to the thousands of blogs that can’t stand her.
Uh so what about when Lindsay appeared in that VMA skit with Chelsea Handler poking fun at HERSELF, Dina? was that self-defamation?
You only go to bat for Lindsay when there’s money involved, but live in denial where her true issues and problems are concerned.
STFU and GTFA you delusional bitch!
I still can’t believe that E-Trade actually had to pay Lindsay for the whole ‘Milkhaholic’ thing.
i think dina has confused “defamatory” with “derogatory.”
I think Dina was guilty of this long before Glee. You have to feel for Lindsay with parents/leeches like hers.
You can’t defame someone with the truth.
Lindsay Lohan and Dina ARE a laughing matter. Lindsay has had more than enough chances to clean up her act, and her behavior is not that of someone who has it all together. Don’t go away mad, Dina. Just go away.
@Diane: Put down the bottle and STFU Dina.
That was exactly my first thought.
are these new photos in the purple dress/ jumpsuit thing? she is managing to look pretty!
I think the writers at Glee are carefully using the word “crazy” to prevent/win any defamation suit. Because “crazy” can mean “Kooky.” And it can also mean “mentall ill” which would be slanderous to anyone.
So, yeah. I don’t like when “entertainment” shows start acting like celebrity websites on television.
It is NOT necessary.
But Dina is still the world’s worst mother.
Would she have preferred “drug addict.”