– After months of speculation, sources say Megan Fox has ended her engagement with former “90210” star Brian Austin Green [Websters is my Bitch]
– Tyra Banks got her own wax figure at Madam Tussauds in DC yesterday. And it looks the exact same [Dlisted]
– Matt Damon at the Ante Up for Africa event last night in Vegas [Lainey Gossip]
– Lindsay Lohan’s Birthday Wish: “Be With the Person I Care About.” Oooohhhh [Fafarazzi]
– Halle Berry has been crowned the “Sexiest Black Woman Alive” [Bossip]
– Your Evil Twin Drink: The Alcoholic Beverage That Brings Out the Worst in You [Pajiba]
– John Mayer’s Career Vs. John Mayer’s Love Life: Does One Not Exist Without The Other? [Defamer]
– After all that Pete Doherty and Kate Moss went through together, after dating seriously for so long…he’s going to write an autobiography focusing on the ups and downs of the relationship [I’m Not Obsessed]
– As expected, Lindsay Lohan celebrated her birthday in style at Teddy’s last night. She went heavy on the ruffles and diamonds with a costume change into a hot-pink strapless number partway through the night at the prom-themed party [PopSugar]
– Helen Hunt flipping off the paparazzi while leaving a yoga class in L.A. [Celebslam]
– Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush dine at Koi [The Bastardly]
– Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend Jared Murillo on the beach in Hawaii [The Blemish]
– Gwen Is About To Pop! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Pink Goes for a Jog (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Christy Brinkley’s Ex Really Likes Masturbating [Yeeeah!]
– David Arquette lends some celebrity support to the Second Harvest Kick Off The Summer Food Service Program [The Evil Beet]
– One day after a flurry over Suri’s over-aged bottle habit, she’s seen without the bottle and holding a crisp $100 bill. Maybe it’s the Scientology barley milk weaning technique, or Suri’s starting her escape fund [CityRag]
– Jennifer Garner and Violet out and about in Brentwood, CA [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Madonna Doesn’t Want Guy Moving to NYC [Hollywood Rag]
– Would you go see a musical about Victoria and David Beckham? Well you might have a chance to do that because a theater company in Dublin, Ireland is putting one called MacBecks [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– The Erotic Connotations of Melon Balls [Agent Bedhead]
– Jack Wagner finally visited Heather Locklear in the mental health facility where she is currently residing. He stayed for lunch and then was gone [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Nicky Hilton was spotted leaving a club in Hollywood last night along with some friends and Lauren Conrad [The Skinny]
– Christina Ricci covers her Middle Boob? [Derek Hail]
– Would It Still Be Considered Flag Burning…? Pixie Geldoff makes us wonder [Best Week Ever]
– Coldplay singer Chris Martin once equated boobs with eternal damnation [Mollygood]
– The horror! Heidi Klum Sports Nighttime Makeup During Daytime Meal [Jezebel]
– More of the National Enquirer’s “Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies” [Popbytes]
– Video – Best Of Both Offices: Nas Answers Bootlegging [ShowHype]
Good links today. And OMG Jack Wagner visiting Heather Locklear in rehab! It’s like Melrose Place come to life!
JayBird, is there a link to contribute to Suri’s escape fund?
Wow Megan! If only she wasn’t straight lol.
I really like that “drunken evil twin” link. Highly amusing stories that make my liquor-fueled exploits seem as innocuous as a 5 year old’s birthday party.
Jaybird! You are seriously the best. Seriously for serious!
Megan was a bit out of his league.
I guess her publicist finally got the memo she can do better than dating a has-been.
Hah! The evil twin link is hilarious. So many glorious alcohol infused stories. Now I don’t feel so bad for all the stupid things I’ve done when smashed.
I just saw Transformers last night (what can I say, Netflix is the best) and I’m underwhelmed by Megan Fox. She’s not that great of an actress and not even that pretty to me, but whatever. I am sure she can do better than what’s his face
And the evil twin drink post is great! I don’t feel so bad for my past drunken exploits, which I shall not remember here 😆
You ARE the best Jaybird! I like peaches geldoff, so if you ever see anything about her (now that I know we link the geldoff children) I’d love it. Pixie has a pixie haircut….is that life imitating “the over-indulgent, cruel, and unusual naming of a child”?
I just spent an HOUR & HALF reading the evil twin drink…my stomach hurts from laughing…DAMN YOU FOR POSTING THAT LINK!!!!!! 😆