Tom Cruise has supposedly agreed on a fall wedding to seal his suspicious relationship with young Katie Holmes. No one quite believes that their changeling baby exists, even if there’s one prominent actress who’s willing to vouch for it. (Why didn’t Will Smith speak up too, huh?) So announcing a vague official date for their sham nuptuals should stem the rumors that they don’t really have a baby and their relationship is contractual, right?
The pair’s spokesman Paul Blach said: “As far as I know, the plans are for late summer, early fall.”
He also confirmed that the ceremony will be held at one Cruise’s properties, but gave no further details.
Despite plans for the nuptials going ahead, it is rumoured that Katie’s parents will not attend the event if the pair wed in a Scientology ceremony.
There’s also a rumor that “hollywood insiders” are “scratching their heads” over Suri’s nonappearance and that Tom and Katie are fighting over how to introduce the fictional infant to the public. Someone read the blogs and made this shit up, because there’s no baby to show or relationship to lose:
“People are starting to scratch their heads now over Tom and Katie’s baby because now it is really starting to look weird.
Tom’s spokesman denies the couple’s relationship is strained, but sources say the strain of keeping baby Suri under wraps is taking a toll on Tom and Katie’s relationship and that they have split over how to deal with the situation. “Tom’s total obsession with secrecy has sparked a host of bizarre lies and fabrications that threaten to tear the couple apart,” continued the source.
The only reason Tom and Katie will get married at this point is to try and salvage Tom’s tanking career. I don’t buy any of the weird shit surrounding their relationship or supposed baby. Where’s the baby carriage, where’s a baby seat, where’s a carrier? They need to work harder to cover their deep, meandering tracks.
This “man” sure loveees publicity.His ego is so Big i bet he kisses himself everytime he looks in the mirror.If he does get married oh lord it’ll get covered by the media from here to eternity none-stop!Get ready for a Tomkat over load again.