This is just because it makes us happy. And what’s more American than the Muppets?

– Peace out, Bozo. Larry Harmon, a longtime Bozo the Clown, died today of congestive heart failure at the age 83 [Dlisted]
– Michael Bublé is back home in Vancouver, had dinner in Yaletown last night. The good news? He’s still humble enough to wait 40 minutes for a table at the Cactus Club. The pervy news? He eyef*cked the sh*t out of female patrons sitting all around him [Lainey Gossip]
– Guy Ritchie — One Is the Lonliest Number [Fafarazzi]
– Mariah Carey was spotted on the set of her video for “I’ll Be Lovin’ Long Time” early last month. Check out the finished product right here [Bossip]
– When I Read About the Evils of Drinking, I Gave Up Reading: Everyday Drinking by Kingsley Amis review [Pajiba]
– The Defamer Guide To The Whole Madonna / A-Rod / Lenny Kravitz Situation . I hope it involves some sort of map [Defamer]
– Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos and their three children enjoyed the afternoon walking their dog in SoHo yesterday [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lauren Conrad looked gorgeous showing off a few sassy Summer outfits for a photoshoot with LA Direct Magazine [PopSugar]
– Our founding fathers can beat up your founding fathers [Celebslam]
– Now that she’s engaged, Scarlett Johansson suddenly believes in monogamy [Websters is my Bitch]
– Will You Buy Vanessa Hudgens‘ “Identified” Album [The Bastardly]
– Halle Berry in Hawaii at a photo shoot [The Blemish]
– Dermot Mulroney & His Newborn Baby [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Paz Vega Rocks a Bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Mary-Kate Olsen: Back on Track [Evil Beet]
– Fireworks Safety Basics: This will seem obvious to some, but for you others – NO Ass-Rocketing tomorrow [CityRag]
– Brad Pitt seeks twins parenting advice from Julia Roberts [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Gwen Stefani isn’t Fat Just Pregnant [Hollywood Rag]
– Mario Lopez turns down Playgirl. I’m confused. What does he do for a living? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– The Unriveting Conclusion of the Mystery Ass Saga: starring Kate Moss [Agent Bedhead]
– Random celeb photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Someone send Hawaii some cameras from this century immediately, because Halle Berry is there today doing a photo shoot for her new perfume, and she looks fantastic despite the fact that she had a baby just two months ago [WWTDD]
– Hilary Duff looks to have gained just a few more pounds [The Skinny]
– Ashley Tisdale wishes you a Happy 4th [Derek Hail]
– 20 Other Celebrities Born on America’s Birthday [Best Week Ever]
– Christian Bale photos are always a good thing [Mollygood]
– High School Debates Aren’t What You Think They Are (with video) [Jezebel]
– Celebrity money faces [Popbytes]
– Dita von Teese on the cover of Maxim [ShowHype]