Clive Owen is back in Madrid, waiting to feed you tapas

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FROM THE DESK OF CLIVE OWEN:

Hello, my darlings. I’m in Spain, yet again. This visit is for GQ Spain’s Man of the Year ceremony, held in some fabulous Spanish hotel in Madrid. The cool white sheets on the hotel bed feel so good against my naked skin. Sure, I’ll hold on for you to finish yourself off. We haven’t even gotten to the part about my gorgeous bulge in these pants. Oh, you’re ready again? Sure, I’ll wait. Let me help you out: your tits look gorgeous today. You‘re done? That was fast. Lovely. Moving on.

You might be wondering why I seem to only do photo op events in Spain. I don’t really know. Maybe I just love the country. Maybe the event is sponsored by Chivas, and they paid for my second home. Maybe I have a mistress squired away in a Madrid pied-à-terre. Maybe I’m just waiting for you to join me in this lovely city so I can hand-feed you lovely little tapas before you attempt to take off this fabulous velveteen jacket with your teeth. All are solid possibilities.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy these photos. I’m giving this gorgeous, smug little smile just for you, my love.

Yours,
Clive Owen

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Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

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  1. bellaluna says:

    Mmmmm…me likey!

  2. jen says:

    I vote for “From The Desk of Clive Owen” becoming a weekly feature!

  3. Stronzilla says:

    No, no, tell me that’s just bad lighting and not a bald spot that seems to be manifesting itself in those photos. Otherwise that 2nd to last pic is positively p*rnographic, smirk-smirking while hand hovers around his fly, at the ready….

  4. Chickie Baby says:

    I second that motion from @jen! Clive should be a weekly feature outside the confines of HGF.

    Holy moly he’s dreamy.

  5. Francesca says:

    @Jen. Agreed!!
    We need a weekly Clive’s letter feature!!!

  6. Ann says:

    He’s lost his looks. Happens to the best of us.

  7. Kaiser says:

    Ann – SHUT YOUR DOUCHE MOUTH.

  8. bluhare says:

    Lord Kaiser, that was funny.

    Clive can feed me tapas any day of the week.

  9. I Choose Me says:

    I third that motion Jen & Chickie baby. Sigh. I wanna run my fingers through his hair and smell his aftershave.

    Tread lightly Ann, yo’re fixing to get hater-shanked with that kind of talk. 😀

  10. RobN says:

    Ick. Dyed dark hair and a puffy face is not a good look.

  11. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Holy Mother of All that is Glorious!!

    That was HOT!!! Geez!

    Dialing my booty call…

  12. Bonfire Beach says:

    That was fantastic!

  13. Megan says:

    GOD HE’S SEXY

  14. gaugustaus says:

    I worked with a Dr who could have been Clive’s doppelganger. Beautiful man. We would have to drive 3 hours each way to an outlaying clinic once a month, just me and his gorgeous self. Thankfully he drove so I could keep my eyes on the view. I miss working there, I moved away. Especially since he was such a flirt who as soon as he smiled his naughty smile you would agree to anything he asked for.

  15. LittleDeadGirl says:

    That was perfection. You need to do a “From the desk of ___” feature every week and do a variety of actors.

  16. Ann says:

    “Ann – SHUT YOUR DOUCHE MOUTH.”

    Lol … why? For pointing out the obvious?

  17. Ashley says:

    I DO love me some Letters from Clive.

  18. Nanea says:

    Please Kaiser, more from the desk of C.O.!

    I mean, if the Fug Girls have their Intern George…

  19. Leigh says:

    Kaiser … queen of the hot, hilarious and wicked images.

    You’re 2nd only to Jilly Cooper in my book. (That is HIGH praise indeed, my dahling)

    – As I enjoy letters from Clive with a fresh strawberry marguarita in hand

  20. LT says:

    I’m truly sorry to say this, knowing you love him Kaiser, but I just don’t see the hot in Clive. Something about his face I just can’t put my finger on…

  21. m says:

    i swear i could hear his voice while reading this… lol
    YES FOR THE WEEKLY LETTERS FROM CLIVE!

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