“Turkeys Apple & Cider receive their pardons” Thanksgiving links

Obama is soft on crime, pardons TWO TURKEYS. Their names: Apple and Cider. That’s kind of cute, actually. [Gawker]
Audio of Fantasia Barrino‘s emotional testimony. [Radar]
Nobody puts Colin Firth in the corner! NOBODY. [LaineyGossip]
Paris Hilton getting a new reality show? [PopBytes]
Todd really does not care for JWoWW. [IDLITW]
Vladamir Putin‘s awesome animal imagery. [Agent Bedhead]
Mel B throws her goodies at another man. [Bossip]
Jeremy Renner to take over Mission: Impossible franchise? [PopEater]
Teaser trailer for Hop, starring Russell Brand…? [Pajiba]
More from Ke$ha‘s Complex Magazine interview. [The Blemish]
Bristol Palin put on a lot of weight on DWTS. [Yeeah]
Denise Richards lies to her daughters. Scandal! [I’m Not Obsessed]
My puppy wants to drive too. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
First stills of Sparkles, Reese & Christoph Waltz in Water for Elephants. [ICYDK]
Blake Lively looks so much cuter when she covers up. [Celebuzz]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! I hope all of you bitches stay safe!

SONOMA, CA - NOVEMBER 22: With less than one week before Thanksgiving, a turkey stands in a barn at the Willie Bird Turkey Farm November 22, 2010 in Sonoma, California. An estimated forty six million turkeys are cooked and eaten during Thanksgiving meals in the United States. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

SONOMA, CA - NOVEMBER 22: With less than one week before Thanksgiving, a turkey ruffles his feathers as he stands in a barn with other turkeys at the Willie Bird Turkey Farm November 22, 2010 in Sonoma, California. An estimated forty six million turkeys are cooked and eaten during Thanksgiving meals in the United States. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

U.S. President Barack Obama (R) smiles as he delivers remarks at the Chrysler Indiana Transmission Plant II in Kokomo, Indiana on November 23, 2010. Obama along with Vice President Joe Biden traveled to Kokomo as part of their White House to Main Street tour of areas helped by the Recovery Act and auto industry bailout.   UPI/Brian Kersey Photo via Newscom

U.S. President Barack Obama smiles during a news conference at the NATO Summit in Lisbon November 20, 2010.   REUTERS/Paul Hanna (PORTUGAL - Tags: POLITICS MILITARY)

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  1. SweetReverie says:

    I don’t know why the pardoning of the turkeys made me think of the episode of Married…with Children when Kelly thought turkeys could fly. But it did and it made me laugh.

    I hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

  2. Praise St. Angie! says:

    I wondered about Bristol Palin’s weight…wondering why it is so many people (most noticeably Kelly Osbourne) lose weight on that show and she GAINED.

    she must have increased her caloric intake a bit too much. if she had been eating the same stuff she always does and had increased her exercise to several hours of dance practice every day, she should have dropped weight pretty quickly and consistently.

  3. Ferguson. says:

    Aw, cant wait to see HOP just because of my lover Jimmy Marsden.

    Happy Thanksgiving Kaiser and CB!

  4. The_Porscha says:

    Happy Thanksgiving, Kaiser!

  5. Erin says:

    Apple and Cider…Sooo cute!
    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  6. brin says:

    Happy Thanksgiving Kaiser, CB, and fellow posters!

  7. luls says:

    gross…. dont think i ever realized how butt-ugly turkeys are!!
    Thanx a bunch Kaiser for those images! i just lost my appetite 🙁

  8. Love the Viking says:

    Happy Thanksgiving, Kaiser, CB and all my fellow Celebitchy posters.

  9. OXA says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to all, thanks for the laughs & hot men to leer at.
    oxa

  10. anon33 says:

    Happy Thanksgiving CB family!

  11. Ferguson. says:

    Oh, and Pajiba totally got it wrong. My Marsden wasnt on ‘Pineapple Express’, it was James Franco.

    I was like… WHAT THE FUCK? when I read that. Guess it happens to anyone. NOT.

  12. redlips says:

    Just two more years! Thank you God….

    Happy Thanksgiving to all!

  13. anti says:

    happy tofurky day!

  14. xxodettexx says:

    just finished my special pumkin muffin-mofongo stuffing and seasoning my turkey [sorry to the non-meat eaters! i rarely eat meat as it is, this is my time of year] about to watch some buffy [WHEDON’s buffy] and looking forward to a four day weekend!

    happy* thanksgiving to all!

  15. lucy2 says:

    I can’t believe in that Bristol article a “registered dietician” explained away her lack of visible weight loss as “muscle weighs more than fat”. Seriously? That is so completely incorrect when discussing why a person’s body looks unchanged despite increasing exercise. Someone needs to revoke her registration!

    Happy Thanksgiving to all!

  16. teehee says:

    Bristol has gained so much weight so fast, that I tend to think it is due to hormones. Maybe she is on something now, or it is purely a result of post-pregnancy haywire; possibly she stopped taking something, too. Just food wont make you balloon that fast and especially since alot of ‘weight’ is on her face I have to think its drug/hormonal. Its most likely water retention and swelling rather than fat. Especially with all that activity she is up to, she shouldnt be gaining fat now, really.

    Oh and I also wonder baout all the trauma of what she has gone thru at such a young age– who her mother is, the mockery, the public disdain at her, the total life change of a baby and her absolute tragedy of a boyfriend who is acting the fool toward her and her family. She may indeed be stress eating. Its a lot to deal with at her age. Or shes on antidepresants to combat it all LOL and thatll make you gain too

  17. REALIST says:

    I’m now falling deep into the turkey coma and feeling somewhat guilty. I appreciate that POTUS has absolved some of my carnivorous sin. ZZZZZZZZZZZZ–
    Enjoy!

  18. Jen says:

    God, I just want to punch him in his smug, stupid face. UGH.

    Ditto to redlips.

  19. gg says:

    Happy Thanksgiving to CB, Kaiser and posters. Drive safe.

  20. Lindsay says:

    These poor turkeys don’t get to go to Disney World. They are going to live at Mt. Vernon, they probably feel cheated.

    I hope everybody had a good Thanksgiving!