Cele|bitchy | Diddy sleeps through his own party

Page Six has this big story that P. Diddy slept through his own party in Saint Tropez, but you know, at least he’s oversleeping to attend parties and is keeping his business appointments, unlike La Lohan, who has it the wrong way ’round:

SEAN Combs did the unforgivable yesterday. He was 5 1/2 hours late to his own White Party in St. Tropez because he’d been up partying past dawn the night before to promote his fragrance, Unforgivable.

Diddy was supposed to breeze into the exclusive Nikki Beach club at 2:30 p.m., but he didn’t show until 8 p.m., with hundreds of revelers wondering whether they were being stood up by their host. Turns out the rapper-fashion impresario was sound asleep, recovering from the raucous after-party that followed his “Unforgivable” bash aboard the 277-foot yacht, RM Elegant. It kept going until 8:30 a.m., and Diddy didn’t hit the sack until 9.

Hollywood parties are business appointments, though. I’m all confused.

Diddy throws enough parties that I’m sure people will forgive him for showing up a bit late. I just want to know if he’s still serving Cristal.

In attendance were Ivana and a possibly surgically enhanced 24 year-old Ivanka Trump, Paris and Stavros, Penelope Cruz, and the Duchess of York and her oldest daughter, Beatrice.

Diddy has just recorded an album in which he sings for the first time. He said it was nerve-wracking:

Having already made his mark as a rapper, producer, actor and designer, he has now recorded a new album on which he sings for the first time. “You can’t believe how nervous I was, ” he said. “It was like jumping off a cliff into the ocean. But you know what? I found the water invigorating.”

Here are some far-away pictures of Diddy on a trampoline at his party from Hello! Magazine, and a few of Paris at the party from JiveRecords.eu.