A couple of weeks ago, Us Weekly had a big event for something… and some of the most budget celebrities out there came to celebrate. This is how budget it was – Ke$ha was the biggest “name”. When I covered the photos from the event, I included a photo of Brooke Mueller, noting that she was “back on drugs” (my words). Honestly, though, there’s a question in my mind as to whether she was ever really “off” of drugs – while married to Charlie Sheen, she allegedly had a problem with cocaine and crack, and she’s been showing up at various events for months and months looking loaded. Even more recently, Brooke has been partying with Paris Hilton – a really bad sign. So is it surprising that Team Mueller (poor bastards) is trying to keep the lid on everything by denying, denying, denying?

Brooke Mueller, ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, is shooting down Internet reports that she checked into rehab over Thanksgiving weekend.

“I did not go to rehab. The story is ridiculous,” she told UsMagazine.com Saturday night at Dan Tana’s restaurant in L.A. “I am healthy and happy.”

Reports claimed Mueller, who has previously done stints in rehab, was taken to a treatment facility Thanksgiving morning following wild partying with Paris Hilton, with whom she is currently shooting an Oxygen reality show.

But a source tells Us she is “clean and sober. Everything is going really well for her. She is focusing on the twins and being a good mom. She is really excited about her new show with Paris.”

[From Us Weekly]

I would have to be high beyond belief to hang out with Paris Hilton. So the idea that Brooke is partying with Paris while sober upsets me even more than the idea that Brooke is back on the pipe. Of course, I do believe that Brooke is back on the pipe. Her eyes are saying to me “Where can I score?”

Photos courtesy of WENN.