Despite about a billion reports last week that Megan Fox had dumped fiancé Brian Austin Green, Green says it’s untrue. Which is super weird, because the internet was abuzz with the gossip last Thursday, and neither Fox nor Green bothered to address the supposedly incorrect gossip until today.

Brian Austin Green says everything’s going great with fiancée Megan Fox.

(London’s Daily Star reported that Fox, 22, called off her engagement to the former 90210 star after realizing “she’s too young to marry him.”)

“We’re solid,” Green, 34, says in the new issue of TV Guide. “We’ve lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other’s names.”

Green’s only gripe about their relationship? “We have more time away from each other right now than we’d like,” he says.

Green – who has a son, Kassius, with ex fiancée Vanessa Marcil – says he “would love” to have more kids.

For now, he and Fox – who met in 2004 and got engaged in 2006 – are “rescuing pets from pet stores. We have a potbellied pig, we have dogs, two cats, two birds a squirrel.

[From Us Weekly]

How freaking adorable. I can’t say why, but somehow I don’t find this entirely believable. Maybe it’s because it took them so long to respond to the gossip. Or maybe it’s because Megan Fox hasn’t said a word. I just wouldn’t be entirely surprised if in a week we find out that they have split after all.

In other news, Green seems to be just about the only 90210 cast member that hasn’t been asked to join the cast of the spin-off. So far Tori Spelling is confirmed, and it seems pretty likely that Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth will both be involved in some capacity. Too bad for Brian, as his career probably could have used it.

Here’s Megan Fox shopping at Fred Segal in West Hollywood on Tuesday. Header of Brian Austin Green at ABC’s TV TCA Party in Pasadena on June 21st. Photographer: Nikki Nelson. Images thanks to WENN.