Who would you rather: Prince William or David Beckham? I honestly can‘t decide – I think Becks would be better in bed, but Will might give me jewels. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Sharon Stone continues to be pleasantly insane. [Go Fug Yourself]
Mischa Barton wants to procreate. Ugh. [I’m Not Obsessed]
John McCain‘s position on DADT is pathetic. [Gawker]
Brit-Brit did a photo-op with Jason Trawick, y‘all. [ICYDK]
Ben Affleck got a speeding ticket. [Bitten and Bound]
America & the UK lose the 2022 World Cup bid – they‘re going to Qatar. [LimeLife]
Kim Kardashian is trying to get back to “a size two”. [Hollywood Rag]
Scientists have identified “The Slut Gene”. Thank God. Now, back to AIDS. [The Frisky]
A little Patrick Dempsey. Eh. Still don‘t get it, ladies. [INFDaily]
Gisele naked! She‘s just changing her clothes in her car. NSFW. [Celebnewswire]
Shakira looks totally bored with her boyfriend/fiancé dude. [CityRag]
Javi Bardem in a three-piece suit. [Accidental Sexiness]
The Evolution of Natalie Portman. [Moviefone]
Jennifer Love Hewitt hikes up those tittays. [Starpulse]
Who is Lance Gross, why is he so fine and should he be on HGF? [Bossip]
Well, William is taller; he doesn’t sound like a dumb girl; and his wife to be looks like a real woman. William FTW!!
Sorry, but NEITHER.
What’s up with that mullet David is sporting?!
How is that even a question? David Beckham is a 10 compared to William. I don’t get the obsession with Prince William or the other one (Prince Hot Ginge is the only name I can think of, thanks Dlisted). They are both Fugly. The only thing they have going for them is the whole being a prince thing.
I’d do Beckham… But with Will’s voice :-S
Please kaiser, include Jackson Hurst of “Drop Dead Diva” on HGF!
The hot bodyguard behind them, actually!
Beckham is wicked hot in person…..
Sure to get some kind of disease from Beckham.
Eh Becks is hot but I can’t stand his voice. Prince William is a Prince and confident but his forehead is about the size of England.
Something smarmy about the Williams; something douchey about the Beckham…. so I’ll go with bellaluna’s suggestion – the bodyguard.
I think William has such a hawt body but everything thing above the neck is a no. Now David is pure beautiful. I would let him ravish me whereever he so chooseth. Oh yea I mean you could imagine sex with someone with a body like that? Practically all muscle, like steel and hawt all the strength he must have while driving himself into you. Yea. David wins hands down. Plus I get the vibe that David has so much fire in him, you know he loves his sports, he plays hard, I bet he only brings his A game to everything he does and that includes the boudoir.
Can we have Aldis Hodge for HGF? Please?
Pass on the prince and Becks. Are they wearing the same tie on purpose?
Beckham looks horrible in that picture. But I’m pretty sure William wouldn’t give you any jewels, bet he’d just think seeing the royal jewels is gift enough…
Lol.. wat gives you the idea that David would be better in bed!? I mean yes hes hot, but i just get these sissy vibes from him, and its NOT just his voice.
I wud pick a real man (prince) over a dumb gay jock anyday! 🙂
i am still team fassbender, please please PLEASE make him a permanent fixture*sigh*
David… blushing. The Prince is to Son-like, I got married at 18 and it’s been 34 years.
And wtf’s with the hair? They both look like bums from the neck up. 😉
William used to be cute but is losing his looks, IMO. Becks is hot but that voice, ugh, and I agree about probably catching something! I too vote for the bodyguard.
The only way Kim could wear a size 2 skirt or pants would be to take 2 of them and sew them together. Sorry, not buying it.
Finally,Sharon Stone looks her age.
Well, as Beckham is on my Lainey Freebie Five list, gotta go with him. Although William looks pretty good.
Thanks for stumping me when I first get up…and is there talking involved?
wow.. William has a gigantic egg-shaped head! Never realized it!
And both are not appealing at all! Beckham looks good when he is half naked and oily on black and white pics. But on real life with his Mickey Mouse voice would be a real turn-off.
William… he looks like such a bore!
Baldy or Squeaky? Neither.
HELLOOOOOOOO handsome bodyguard – Secret service? *waves*
*pushes past both Becks & Will to have body “guarded”*
Becks over Wills, but Harry over Becks. Is that a gay porn title?
Why do I feel like they’d both be really, um….disengaged? Like, they probably haven’t learned to be very creative in the sack because they’re rich and famous and the ladies don’t care about the moves so much as the bragging rights after the fact? From what I’ve heard about Beck’s style from his bits-on-the-side he sounds like he’d be a total *YAWN* once he got ya on your back. and you know that’s the only way he likes it.
Just a suspicion.
That said: I think I may actually take William over Becks (but that has to do with my total aversion to small, petite-looking, wiry little men….gimme a big guy with broad shoulders over abs of steel any day).
FURTHER: shave the head, Wills. Own up to it already. Your hair is gone. This doesn’t have to be a bad thing.
William was very cute in his early 20’s but not so much now, looks like he’s going to end up looking like his balding Uncle Edward in no time. Becks – no, weak voice. So none of the above.
Lance Gross, isn’t he superfine?! He’s an actor– Tyler Perry’s (terrible) show Meet the Browns, I think… he used to be engaged to Eva Pigford, the winner of ANTM on some older season. Yes, get a big huge pic for HGF: tis the season for hot chocolate! (OW!)
I’ll take- Neither! No thanks. I’ll happily keep my hubby 😀
Lance Gross was in “Our Family Wedding” with America Ferrera (standard, but better than it looked) and was also dating/maybe engaged-to Eva Pigford from America’s Next Top Model for a while. What a beautiful man!
I don’t see why everyone gets the hots for Will. He looks like his dad and no-one wants to do his dad.
Also David pisses me off. All footballers do.
I just want to know why they are dressed identically.
I’D RATHER PRINCE HARRY all the way!!!! forget these two jokers….
Um.. neither…yuck. But if I had to choose: Becks.
William has a nice physique but that’s about it. Add his choice of a subservient, compliant female and there’s not much to recommend. Also, he looks like a mouth breather. Notice how, like his cousin Beatrice, he always has his mouth open with chapped lips. Halitosis city.
The reason they are dressed identically is that were part of the British delegation to Zurich for the World Cup bid they are in uniform
Wills…after all, athletes will F–k anybody and there’s no fun in that!!
Prince William seems to be a gem.
But I am getting a bit of Napoleon Dynamite vibe here.
You’d think with all that money William could do something about his hair. Or man up and just shave his head. Going for a Young Charles look is a very bad call. A very, very bad call.
As for David, he would have to keep his mouth shut the ENTIRE two weeks that I was having sex with him, yes two weeks, because with a body like that a one night stand is out of the question. Obviously, with that voice and the whole football and possible cheating thing, a relationship is out of the question. And the other problem, while keeping his mouth shut the entire time wouldn’t sound like a bad idea, I’d be thinking about that creepy, squeaky voice of his and that voice kills every ounce of hotness.
So, I’m going to have to agree with some of the posters. Either Harry or the moderately hot bodyguard behind them.
I bet if William was proactive with the hair loss… it would grow back. Rogaine should be his best friend. Plus he does look great in a suit and that polo gear. Though Prince Hot Ginge is perfection in polo gear.
Beckham. Not ever. No only does he have that Minnie Mouse voice… he has all those dumb tattoo’s trying to butch himself up. Ugh. (And yes I said it… those arm/sleeve tattoo’s are dumb.)
Now I am all for that hot guy standing behind them too!
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And the last time Kim K. was a size two was when she was 12. 🙂
Becks- as long as he keeps his Mickey Mouse voice to himself!
Oh, Bellaluna!!! My thoughts EXACTLY!THE BODYGUARD ALL THE WAY! Now HE is hunky and HAWT!!
Wills. He’s not great-looking but he seems sweet, bright and self-deprecating. And, not marred by skanky tatts.
Becks would have the better body and more hair – although the way it looks in the pics I’m not sure it’s that much better than Will’s thinning thatch. But let’s face it – who would you trust more – a guy that’s served in his country’s military forces and actually puts on a happy face at the thought of a lifetime of doing what his country needs or a freak of sports nature who indulges his every whim and has been caught out so many times that it can’t just be media trash talk (can it…?). A love life with Wills might not rock your world – but at least you could probably be assured he was gently nudging anyone else’s…!!
I’m going to say William for 3 reasons:
1)Average looking guys try harder
2)Becks has to have every STD known to man.
3) I would burst out laughing if Becks started talking dirty with that girly man voice.
beckham looks awful in those pics. whats up with his hair? william is average looking but at least he seems decent ( i.e doesn’t cheat all the time) and doesn’t sound like minnie mouse when he opens his mouth
william for relationship and beckham for a one night stand.
Beckham looks like a goofy little boy next to William. Like a Jack Black-type sidekick…… Bleh. I’d choose William. That bodyguard behind them, however, is wearing some mighty big shoes, haha.
British men are very over rated! There supposed to be the “ideal” gentleman, but all the ones I’ve met have been total pricks (not to say they all are, perhaps the ones that come to America) I’d take a good ole southern boy any day over a Brit! Believe it or not they are not all hicks, & many of them are the most polite, chivalrous men in the US. Southern hospitality does exist. I’d EFF TIM TEBOW over these two bozos ANYDAY!!!
Look wise-Becks
everything else- Will
@Jaxx
Hahaha!
William all the way! Becks is looking a bit dried up these days.
Hard choice. William has the edge for me. Beck’s voice just skeeves me out too much. William’s, however, is so sexy, listen to his speech with your eyes closed … oh yessss.
I like Beckham more than William but Becks is looking messy and goofy so I’ll pick wills! 😉
Beckham please, after I sit on his lap and cut his hair!!